| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 5:49:31 PM
Someone in another forum did this and it was really pretty funny at times. So here's how it works
Someone makes a wish:
I wish I could sing like an Opera Star
Then the next poster quotes and grants the wish. BUT, there is a problem:
Granted! However, You sing so well you shatter glass which falls on you and cuts you badly
Then this person also makes a wish of their own and the game continues with the NEXT poster, quoting, granting with complications and making a wish of their own.
So here we go: I shall start
I wish that I could move things with my mind |
| 100 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:48:48 PM
granted but now you're one of those jerks who play on tv and think they're the fucking king. your transformation into everything you hate is complete.
i wish mahler didn't write entire fucking paragraphs on his scores and just made the programs public like the rest of them did. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 7:56:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
granted but then you'd have to hear about it in cnn and realize cnn tells you almost nothing that matters even though their whole thing is news.
i wish everyone would stop talking about their pineal glands.
Granted, but now a new gland is the conversational flavor of the week. You are forced to waste another wish.
I wish that I could read people's cards/minds in poker |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:54:37 AM
granted but then you'd have to hear about it in cnn and realize cnn tells you almost nothing that matters even though their whole thing is news.
i wish everyone would stop talking about their pineal glands. |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:17:21 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
(hopefully)GRANTED!!(keep your fingers crossed) http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5286
but for every circumstance you can't imagine popping up all on the same day, you can't attend the show(I truly hope this is not the case LOL)
and by the way, that would be a a small price to pay and certainly worth it for complete control of my Pineal Gland.......
http://www.rickstrassman.com/dmt/
http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/79.html
http://www.dailygrail.com/node/view/331
http://www.dailygrail.com/node/view/8
I wish Dennis Kucinich had won the nomination and then the election in Nov for president!
Granted, but the powers that ACTUALLY control the government in this fuc*ed up country would try incessantly to string Mr. Kucinich up like all the other puppets in politics and when he resisted.... who knows what might happen from a high-up open Library window on a sunny day during a presidential parade in Dallas....?
I wish anyone famous (really famous) would have a totally embarrassing moment during one of those stupid 8 hour award shows, like closing their $ 10,000.00 dress in the limo and ripping it in half, or getting stung by a bee on the nose or a bird shitting right on their face during one of those "Who are you wearing" interviews. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 12:49:26 PM
(hopefully)GRANTED!!(keep your fingers crossed) http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5286
but for every circumstance you can't imagine popping up all on the same day, you can't attend the show(I truly hope this is not the case LOL)
and by the way, that would be a a small price to pay and certainly worth it for complete control of my Pineal Gland.......
http://www.rickstrassman.com/dmt/
http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/79.html
http://www.dailygrail.com/node/view/331
http://www.dailygrail.com/node/view/8
I wish Dennis Kucinich had won the nomination and then the election in Nov for president! |
| filmdude100cms |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 12:37:08 PM
granted but now your always worried youll see something comming from behind that youd rather not see, such as fat middle aged drunkin women at a concert.
i wish tim would come anywhere near here and play. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:31:36 PM
GRANTED!! But now everyone in the world is smarter than you, everyone in the world is morbidly obese & live in isolated, personal bunkers.....wait a minute, that sounds uncannily like the world we DO live in. HMMMMMMMMMM?
I wish I could manipulate my Pineal Gland? |
| Arthen |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:14:05 PM
(I bet PG could make Britney/Slip Knot songs sound decent)
Granted, but you would become so thin that a strong breeze would blow you over.
I wish everyone in the world was literate, well fed, and provided a safe environment to live in. |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:13:58 PM
granted but hes in a premanent state of retardation for the rest of his life...
i wish i didnt have to eat food for the rest of my life and still live |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:02:02 PM
GRANTED, but some homicidal maniac with a Jodi Foster fixation kills you to impress her and make a name for himself after asking for your autograph. TRAGIC!!!
I wish John Lennon were still alive!!!!!! |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 5:12:16 PM
Granted but it consists entirely of slipknot and britney spears covers
I wish i were friends with paul mccartney |
| Arthen |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 4:49:18 PM
Granted but if you did, you would forget what a fedora is!
I wish Peter Gabriel would release a new album. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 2:08:25 PM
quote:
I wish I could afford a Fodera.
GRANTED!! But as soon as you acquire it it turns into a fedora!!
I wish I knew what a Fodera was!!! |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 4:01:05 PM
Granted but now you don't smoke weed and life's just not as much fun.
I wish I could afford a Fodera. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 2:37:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
i wish i had the force.
Granted, but you are seduced by the dark side and eventually killed by your own son. Your story is sold to hollywood.
I wish I wasn't hungry again 10 minutes after filling myself with Chinese food. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 1:04:04 PM
granted, but then you'd want to date her again, and that will never happen.
i wish i had the force.
on another note, i'm always baffled when people say "my ex is a bitch." or "my ex is an asshole." well chieftain, you dated them. chances are they're not much different now than they were than. that calls into question your own judgement. point your finger inward first, before you point it at someone else. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 04:58:54 AM
Granted....but you soon realize that not only is the lever too big to operate, but that the earth exists in space, thus no gravity, and therefore renders the lever completely useless.
I wish my ex-girlfriend wasn't such a bitch. |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 5:21:58 PM
Granted but it doesn't run and is an old one you can't get parts for so it does nothing but to sit on the front lawn and collect rust.
I wish I had a lever long enough to lift the world. |
| filmdude100cms |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 3:51:43 PM
granted but then people stop paying attention to the thread.
i wish could get a jeep |
| guitarted |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 2:17:47 PM
quote:
Originally posted by filmdude100cms
i wish i were 15
Granted, but only PARTS of you are 15
I wish that this was the 100th reply in this thread |
| filmdude100cms |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 12:30:02 AM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
Granted, you are no longer bloated, just a codfish
I wish that If I Killed you, I became you
granted but you cant handle the preasure and kill youself
i wish i were 15 |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 09/17/2004 : 12:27:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
cram it. i'm what this country, and really every country, needs.
I actually have to admit I'd elect you before the jackasses running now. In fact leaps and bounds better. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 09/17/2004 : 10:14:11 AM
Granted, you are no longer bloated, just a codfish
I wish that If I Killed you, I became you |
| Jay |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 9:19:50 PM
quote:
i wish i could see a d+t show
Granted, but in order to see it you have to first resurect Ray Charles and use his body...and thusly his eyes...But hearing's all that matters, right?
I wish I was not a bloated codfish. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 9:18:47 PM
cram it. i'm what this country, and really every country, needs. |
| PJK |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 6:54:19 PM
filmdude.....ya forgotyour wish! |
| filmdude100cms |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 6:32:08 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Zachmozach
Granted, but now the US has a revoloution and dan p. becomes ruler over the territory once known as the US and everyone is thus doomed.
I wish I had a new pair of moccasins.
granted, but now PeTA fallows you where ever you go and houds your ass for being a murderer.
i wish i could see a d+t show |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 5:33:30 PM
Granted, but now the US has a revoloution and dan p. becomes ruler over the territory once known as the US and everyone is thus doomed.
I wish I had a new pair of moccasins. |
| PJK |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 12:44:38 PM
granted prsmartin, but then you would hate knowing what they were really saying!
I wish politicians would say what their plans for the country REALLY are. |
| tericee |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 06:55:34 AM
I think they don't hate America -- just Americans. |
| prsmartin |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 8:09:41 PM
Probably......no, wait......definitely |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 7:47:55 PM
they're talking about how much they hate america. |
| prsmartin |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 7:03:29 PM
quote:
I wish we could channel the energy released when someone is cremated and store it for future uses like heating and air conditioning.
Granted, however you house would smell like...like...like stinky old people. Permenantly.
I wish I could speak every language in the world so I could understand what the hell all the people at the 7Eleven's and gas stations are saying. I know that the conversation is not about the fact that Bubbulicious just went on sale 2 for $1, or even business related. Its about the people in the store: like the strung out pothead with his mouth under the slurpee machine, and the fat lady with arms full of Funyuns, Hershey's, Choco Tacos and car fresheners. Its about the badass lookin' mo-fo's, and the crack whores that waltz in at 3:00am. Then, I figure I would also be able to understand how much my total is at the register. That's what I wish...
(keep in mind this is all with a hint of sarcasm)
|
| LoveToday |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 10:25:36 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Zachmozach
Granted, but now nu metal starts writing real good lyrics and causes everyone to start listening to it.
I wish I hadn't spent all day yesterday being violently ill and evacuting fluids from my body at a ridculous rate.
Granted, but now the fluids just leach and dribble slowly from the corners of your mouth and you not only still feel sick but now you reek of puke.
I wish we could channel the energy released when someone is cremated and store it for future uses like heating and air conditioning. |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 4:11:43 PM
Granted, but now nu metal starts writing real good lyrics and causes everyone to start listening to it.
I wish I hadn't spent all day yesterday being violently ill and evacuting fluids from my body at a ridculous rate. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 2:40:51 PM
granted, but the only way to purge the illness is through bleeding.
i wish that didn't sound like a ridiculous nu metal lyric. |
| Macht |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 1:15:06 PM
Granted but you work every other holiday
I wish I wasn't sick anymore :( |
| Arthen |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 12:17:21 PM
Yes, but the masses in their jealousy destroy your castle.
I wish I didn't have to work the week of Halloween. |
| tericee |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 04:46:22 AM
Granted -- here's my wish!
I wish I had a castle, complete with prince charming. BTW, Prince Charming's name is John and I'm dating him right now ;) |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 5:45:17 PM
granted, but. . .oh wait. i wish tericee made a wish. |
| tericee |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 09:40:29 AM
Granted, but now you have to be in the obnoxious commercials. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:16:09 PM
granted, but only the ugly ones buy you drinks and they're so ugly that they can't afford the booze it would take to make them attractive.
i wish that chucklefuck tommy fucillo stopped making obnxious commericials. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 8:55:42 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
Granted but now people all over the world are having nervous breakdowns because they have no method of venting their emotions.
I wish TIM would do another acoustic show with Dave in Mass so I could see yet another "best show of my life". (perhaps in my backyard... and everyone is invited... bring food)
Granted, but now they won't leave and it's pretty hard to get any sleep when they play 24/7
I wish girls bought guys the drinks at bars (FINALLY 19 woo!!) |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 08:52:03 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
granted, but they're still toxic as hell.
i wish the use of smileys was discontinued.
Granted but now people all over the world are having nervous breakdowns because they have no method of venting their emotions.
I wish TIM would do another acoustic show with Dave in Mass so I could see yet another "best show of my life". (perhaps in my backyard... and everyone is invited... bring food) |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:46:40 PM
granted, but they're still toxic as hell.
i wish the use of smileys was discontinued. |
| Oozle |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 9:00:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
I wish TR would be as wildly successful as DMB and people actually started to refer to Dave as "that guy who someTIMes plays with TR" and we could always play all ages venues so everyone could come to the shows, and have a special section, front row, for message board members with big aftershow parties, and TR would never get tired touring and we could travel the world turning people onto the music of TR!!
Granted, but the board member section grows so large that there is no place large enough to hold everyone and it just turns into an angry mob traveling the planet.
I wish that magic markers tasted as good as they smell. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 4:31:53 PM
quote:
I wish TR would be as wildly successful as DMB and people actually started to refer to Dave as "that guy who someTIMes plays with TR" and we could always play all ages venues so everyone could come to the shows, and have a special section, front row, for message board members with big aftershow parties, and TR would never get tired touring and we could travel the world turning people onto the music of TR!!
Uh....ditto. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 4:00:27 PM
quote:
I wish I had three arms.
GRANTED, BUT all 3 of them come out of your back, straight up and down, following your spine making it almost impossible to reach anything or even see while trying to pick something up. Plus it would make masturbation really difficult.
I wish TR would be as wildly successful as DMB and people actually started to refer to Dave as "that guy who someTIMes plays with TR" and we could always play all ages venues so everyone could come to the shows, and have a special section, front row, for message board members with big aftershow parties, and TR would never get tired touring and we could travel the world turning people onto the music of TR!! |
| Jay |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 3:47:16 PM
Granted, but now you are permanently depressed and upset with the world as that's the feeling that Wal*marts evoke the second you walk in.
I wish I had three arms. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 2:17:28 PM
granted, but as elves, their lives are bound to the earth, to exists as long as it exists and never leave it, though they grow weary with the terrible long count of years.
i wish there was a walmart closer to me. |
| Jay |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 1:01:31 PM
Granted! But now the rest of us leave...
I wish all dogs were magical elves that know exactly how to grow lettuce |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 01:53:11 AM
quote:
I wish I would have read the story of B years ago.
GRANTED! But now you are an old man forced to read it again and reflect on the folly that is your life and why you had such insight at such a young age and did nothing to change the world.
I wish some of our old friends would rejoin our board! I miss LizT, pcbTIM, enthuTIMsiast, HTG, St Jude, Erich, Tericee and the list goes on......... |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 7:37:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
I wish people could state opinions and realize that their opinion is just as valid as someone elses and not have to state the opinion in such a way as to attack others or antagonize others to feel the need to defend their opinion. Everyone needs to realize they are only THEIR opinion and everyone else needs to understand that it is only someone elses OPINION that has been stated. I guess the simplest way to say it is: I WISH EVERYONE WOULD LIGHTEN UP!!!!
Granted but now no one posts in the Friends aboard the spacepod section.
I wish I would have read the story of B years ago. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 6:50:17 PM
quote:
I wish I were yellow.
Granted, but it is because you have jaundice!!
I wish people could state opinions and realize that their opinion is just as valid as someone elses and not have to state the opinion in such a way as to attack others or antagonize others to feel the need to defend their opinion. Everyone needs to realize they are only THEIR opinion and everyone else needs to understand that it is only someone elses OPINION that has been stated. I guess the simplest way to say it is: I WISH EVERYONE WOULD LIGHTEN UP!!!! |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 9:31:39 PM
you are. |
| Jay |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 8:20:37 PM
Granted, but you get trashed and busted and molested with a soldering iron.
I wish I were yellow. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 6:10:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Jay
I wish my father could eat like a big boy.
Granted, but he's BIG now. You have to buy new doors.
I wish I was 19 already, this last week of underageness is killin me |
| Jay |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 4:07:49 PM
Granted, but they paid themselves with yourmoney, anyway.
I wish my father could eat like a big boy. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 5:19:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Jay
I wish I had a penis....
Granted, but it's got a perma-stiffy so you have to buy special pairs of pants that hide your...girth
I wish that all my bills paid themselves |
| Jay |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 3:31:24 PM
quote:
I wish no one would buy anything from WalMart and drive it out of business.
Granted, but then K-Mart takes off...
I wish I had a penis.... |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 2:34:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish WalMarts snack bar served beer.
Graanted but they then take over all the brewing companies and take them overseas where beer can be produced cheaper and then imported. Thus destroying all good beer.
I wish no one would buy anything from WalMart and drive it out of business. |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:24:08 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish my cats would just eat the mice outside instead of bringing the lifeless bloody half-eaten critters in my house as "gifts".
Granted, but now your cat your cats feasts outside with all its cat buddies and they all dine on your lawn. Your house is now know as the mouse graveyard.
I wish LoveToday had granted MY wish instead of double granting Tericee's
So I'm making two wishes!
I wish that the guitar I'll build this christmas is so well crafted, I start my own guitar making company and outsell Gibson every year
SORRY GUITARTED!! I guess I didn't hit "Post new reply" fast enough.
Granted! But all the world experiences a metal shortage like none anyone has ever seen and there is no more material to make strings.
I wish WalMarts snack bar served beer. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 11:01:40 AM
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish my cats would just eat the mice outside instead of bringing the lifeless bloody half-eaten critters in my house as "gifts".
Granted, but now your cat your cats feasts outside with all its cat buddies and they all dine on your lawn. Your house is now know as the mouse graveyard.
I wish LoveToday had granted MY wish instead of double granting Tericee's
So I'm making two wishes!
I wish that the guitar I'll build this christmas is so well crafted, I start my own guitar making company and outsell Gibson every year |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 09:30:59 AM
quote:
Originally posted by tericee
Granted, but now you HAVE to play the first five games 24/7 for eternity.
I wish Belgian Lambic was as widely available as beer...
Granted, but bootleggers begin to copy the process forgetting that Lambic should only be brewed in the winter because of the undesirable bacteria during warmer months. Thus producing infected wort and sentencing all who drink it to a lifetime of being a Van Damme wannabee.
I wish my cats would just eat the mice outside instead of bringing the lifeless bloody half-eaten critters in my house as "gifts". |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 09:15:32 AM
quote:
Originally posted by tericee
I wish Belgian Lambic was as widely available as beer...
Granted, but now Belgian Lambic is the new 'milk'. You have it on cereal and with cookies etc... Needless to say, you get sick of it.
I wish that guitar I'll build this christmas is so well crafted, I start my own guitar making company and outsell Gibson every year |
| tericee |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 08:59:59 AM
Granted, but now you HAVE to play the first five games 24/7 for eternity.
I wish Belgian Lambic was as widely available as beer... |
| dan p. |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 8:53:12 PM
granted, but you time travel shatters the time-space continuum into what are known as "reality shards" and now you have to travel through history and find them and then they make an awful first person shooter game out of it and i end up bombing the company that made it then i get arrested but claim it was civil disobience when actually it was civil mass murder but either way what i did was right
i wish they weren't making mario party 6, because mario parties 1-5 all blow a sack of dicks. |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 5:43:37 PM
granted but now you wear stuff like this...
I wish I could see the Flecktones again before the '06 hiatus. |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 4:24:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by tericee
Granted, but now you can't find your "Mama."
I wish I wasn't sore from running 20 miles this morning...
Granted, but now you are a lazy slob who ends up with vericose veins, no one to help you wipe your fat ass and dialysis every tuesday and thurdsday.
I wish I could run 20 miles. |
| tericee |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 1:20:58 PM
Granted, but now you can't find your "Mama."
I wish I wasn't sore from running 20 miles this morning... |
| Jay |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 10:49:01 AM
quote:
I wish the afterlife had a brochure.
Granted, but it's in Swahili and the pictures look like incredibly explicit gay porn.
I wish i knew where that mealy colored man I call Papa was when the Merry-go-Round broke down |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 08:44:58 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
The temperature change would throw the entire meteorlogical system off, and Dennis Quaid would run around complaining.
I wish I had a signed edition of The Silmarillion.
Granted, but it was signed by the guy who works the gate outside of the Mirkwood housing projects.
I wish the afterlife had a brochure. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 04:47:13 AM
The temperature change would throw the entire meteorlogical system off, and Dennis Quaid would run around complaining.
I wish I had a signed edition of The Silmarillion. |
| Macht |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 02:58:22 AM
Granted but mine gets jealous of yours, and kills it.
I wish it was 15 degrees cooler |
| Oozle |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 01:50:44 AM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarisPIMP
i wish i had a 10 inch shwong...and an infinite supply of porn...
this game is ridiculous..
Granted, but everytime you get a hard on, you pass out from every drop of blood going to your shwong so you can never enjoy it.
I wish I had really big boobs. Oh wait, I already do. I wish I had a pet monkey. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 11:36:19 PM
The question I have, is if you have a "ten inch schwong", why would you need "an infinite supply of porn"? |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 10:59:41 PM
i wish i had a 10 inch shwong...and an infinite supply of porn...
this game is ridiculous.. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 5:50:31 PM
ok but now someone else is going to do it, and they killed every jew. |
| Erich |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 5:49:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
I wish everyone would read and understand "The Story of B"
granted, but now you dont.
I wish i understood everything. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 5:36:29 PM
quote:
I wish I could travel in time and stop Hitler from taking power in Germany...
GRANTED! but to do it, you must kill, what appears to be, an innocent child.
I wish everyone would read and understand "The Story of B" |
| tericee |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 4:24:42 PM
Granted but you're in bed with the worst migraine of your life for the whole week.
I wish I could travel in time and stop Hitler from taking power in Germany... |
| Macht |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 3:14:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
quote:
Originally posted by Macht
I wish i had a Martin d-35
Granted, but you play it so much that three of your fingers fall off, one of which was your favorite finger
I wish that beer was cheaper
omg haha, my favorite finger...
granted but it's too nasty for the liking of a person
i wish i had another week before school |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 2:54:02 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Macht
I wish i had a Martin d-35
Granted, but you play it so much that three of your fingers fall off, one of which was your favorite finger
I wish that beer was cheaper |
| Macht |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 2:29:27 PM
Granted, but now everyone pulls on your hair till it hurts
I wish i had a Martin d-35 |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 10:37:23 AM
quote:
Originally posted by tericee
I wish I was a better skier.
Granted, but now you're an AWFUL walker
I wish I had crazy hair like in Japanese Anime |
| tericee |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 10:12:10 AM
Granted, but now you have to check the BOARD every ten minutes to see if there's a new wish.
I wish I was a better skier. |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 09:52:54 AM
Damn, I wish that now I had internet we could restart this game! |
| Macht |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 01:49:33 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Oozle
quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
Granted but you'd never get to go to Valinor.
I wish this game was done.
granted 
should have said, granted but, the boards will be 50% less active now |
| Oozle |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 11:52:36 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
Granted but you'd never get to go to Valinor.
I wish this game was done.
granted |
| Arthen |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 10:47:33 PM
Granted but you'd never get to go to Valinor.
I wish this game was done. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 10:43:37 PM
granted but now you're so over worked you headbutt your mother out of sheer aggrevation.
i wish middle earth was real. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 2:10:22 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish I could ride a skateboard.
Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a punk up to no good everywhere you go. You get in more trouble than the guys from Jackass/CKY
I wish work was more exciting so that I didn't have to post here every 3 minutes to fill the void |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 1:55:51 PM
Granted, but now you can't carry your own groceries because your "talons" shred the bags.
I wish I could ride a skateboard. |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 1:18:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
Granted, but they become so popular spin offs such as the 'Spnife' come out... Need I say more?
I wish I could jump really high
Granted, but then you get signed by the lakers and on a trip to colorado are accused of rape.
I wish I was Wolverine |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:49:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish every restaurant offered sporks.
Granted, but they become so popular spin offs such as the 'Spnife' come out... Need I say more?
I wish I could jump really high |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:46:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
quote:
Originally posted by KevinLesko
I wish that Coffee wasnt so damn addictive!!
Granted, but now you fall asleep at work
I wish I had abs
Granted, but now you have to spend your life doing infomercials.
I wish every restaurant offered sporks. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:37:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by KevinLesko
I wish that Coffee wasnt so damn addictive!!
Granted, but now you fall asleep at work
I wish I had abs |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:20:29 PM
quote:
I wish I had five bucks.
Granted, but you have to spend it on renting "New York Minute"
I wish that Coffee wasnt so damn addictive!! |
| Arthen |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:18:32 PM
But then Nintendo wouldn't make any money.
I wish I had five bucks. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 11:53:00 AM
granted, but now everyone expects you to help them.
i wish nintendo would stop making mario party games. |
