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| Arthen |
Posted - 05/02/2003 : 10:15:30 PM
Okay, I've got a weird thing for everyone, so stick with me. On an average day, how many squirrels do you see on an average day? For me it's about 3-5, but I spend a lot of time on campus lots of trees. So in your life, how many times have you seen a squirrel crap? I've never seen a squirrel crap. How many times have you seen squirrel crap? For me again, zero.
So, if any of you have seen a squirrel crap, let me know.
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| Jay |
Posted - 05/28/2003 : 3:31:54 PM
I see 5-8 "sckwittltes" a day. I've never seen one crap, but I've seen them mating before, and I've seen one fall off a tree, on to the roof of my house, and into my parent's bathroom window. That was fucked up. |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 05/28/2003 : 2:40:56 PM
You've never had Apples and Squirrel Shit?
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| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 05/28/2003 : 2:04:25 PM
So before, I thought that talking about squirrel shit was pretty weird. But, now... I still think that talking about it is weird, but I do have a story...
So, like how it seems to be on most college campuses, squirrels are everywhere.... I actually tripped over one one day and totally busted my ass, and scraped my knee like a 9 year old in the process.... but I saw something really odd... This girl was sitting on a bench in the shade, feeding squirrels an apple... so they are hopping all over her lap. One hops off, and even from my distant point of view, I could see that there's a foreign stain/spot of some sort of the pant leg of her overalls... Now come on... obviously it wasn't there before the squirrel had its ass there... what do you think it is?? Now, if it were me, I would knock away any squirrels around me, and go clean off the squirrel shit before I had to explain to somebody what was on me. But, not this girl... first, I see her rub the spot... sure enough, some comes off on her finger... then she smells it (to my knowledge, squirrel shit doesn't smell better than other animal's), and then, I watch her shrug her shoulders, pick up her apple with her squirrel shit hand, and take a good ole bite out of it...
I was thoroughly disgusted... but at the same TIMe... I can't stop laughing thinking about it...
And so yes.... Squirrels do take craps!!
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| GuitarGuy305 |
Posted - 05/04/2003 : 9:26:23 PM
My brother in law shoots squirrels and cooks and eats them.
Can't say i've ever taken part in that.
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| bugman96 |
Posted - 05/04/2003 : 02:47:34 AM
I see about 10 squirrels a day; and last week, I saw a squirrel fall out of a tree.
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Ok, here is my all TIMe question: How come humans have belly buttons? Dogs, cats, etc have similar placentas and umbillical cords yet they heal over smoothly. I don't get it! And I was a vet. tech.hummm
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001a.html |
| Arthen |
Posted - 05/03/2003 : 5:21:06 PM
They are also there so that you can quickly cause someone pain or pleasure. Depending on the person of course. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2003 : 06:31:46 AM
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Originally posted by PJK
Ok, here is my all TIMe question: How come humans have belly buttons? Dogs, cats, etc have similar placentas and umbillical cords yet they heal over smoothly. I don't get it! And I was a vet. tech.hummm
Because otherwise, our stomachs would just look boring. This is also why we have nipples. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 05/03/2003 : 12:51:24 AM
"That's a lot of NUTS!" |
| therippa |
Posted - 05/03/2003 : 12:18:08 AM
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| PJK |
Posted - 05/02/2003 : 10:35:20 PM
HAHAHAHA thats funny. Include me in on your weirdos who think of things like this list. I thought the exact same thing last year. I feed the birds and when I was changing the feed in the feeder one TIMe I noticed rabbit pellets on the ground under the feeder. I didn't think rabbits would eat bird feed but apparently they do because I see them under there quite a bit.
Anyway, we have tons of squirrels, someTIMes I see 5-6 in the yard at one TIMe! They are always at the feeder, but I NEVER have seen squirrel poo! And I think I would recognize it because for years poo was my life! I worked in research in the micobiology/parasitoloy lab and I ran all kinds of studies on feces! Fun stuff....really, hehehe.
Ok, here is my all TIMe question: How come humans have belly buttons? Dogs, cats, etc have similar placentas and umbillical cords yet they heal over smoothly. I don't get it! And I was a vet. tech.hummm |
| Arthen |
Posted - 05/02/2003 : 10:29:01 PM
So it does happen!?
Thanks for the word Dickey. |
| Dickey500 |
Posted - 05/02/2003 : 10:25:18 PM
Good lord...my girlfriend and I had a conversation about this exact same subject just last week. I guess I'm not the only weirdo out there....
I have, however, witnessed the seldom-seen act of squirrel defecation. I was taking photos of a squirrel in my back yard a few years back for a class and, to my amazement, the lil' guy did his thing a few feet from me. It was little poo. |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 05/02/2003 : 10:20:12 PM
I've never seen a squirrel crap, but I've seen one sip a beer.... http://buckaroos.homestead.com/yobud.html |
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