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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 02:22:19 AM
BEIJING -- Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 05:04:42 AM
What's the NEW Mary Jane?? |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:13:07 PM
I think that much is obvious. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:08:31 PM
OK.......maybe you should go see a therapist. |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:05:18 PM
Because I like to think of her from her days as a wonderfully beautiful comic book character. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:55:29 PM
Geez.....sorry.....why didn't you just say Kirsten Dunst in the first place? |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:52:39 PM
MARY JANE YOU BITCH! Mary Jane from Spiderman. Kirsten Dunst. Mmm I can't wait. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:40:29 PM
Who's Mary Jane? |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 2:19:03 PM
Hmm, yes it would. It could be cool, too, as long as the reporter was Mary Jane...who incidentally will be a hooker in her newest movie. A hooker that likes very very erotic sex... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 7:21:34 PM
So you mean that a news reporter would finish a segemnt, masterbate, and then contimue on with the news? That would be different.
"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 3:29:59 PM
No masterbation?! Now I've lost interest.
"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 09:46:22 AM
The Mcneil Leher new on PBS is one of the only "un-dateline-ified" news programs left. They just report whats happening, they don't speculate or extrapolate or quantate. Or Masturbate..hehehe
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 04:19:01 AM
I would say serious news........but I haven't seen any in a long TIMe, and I'm not even sure it exists anymore.
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 5:02:50 PM
What would a parody of the Onion actuall be?
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 4:43:34 PM
quote:
Maybe it's from the Axis of Just as Onion?
hehe.......I'd read that!
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
| Erich with an h |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 3:38:14 PM
satirewire, and theres more to the story:
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml
Erich w/ an h
Erichwanh@yahoo.com
Stay Tuned For The New Tim Site.... |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:44:12 AM
Maybe it is...maybe it is.....
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:35:03 AM
Maybe it's from the Axis of Just as Onion?
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:26:49 AM
That's what I thought, but the friend who sent it to me said it wasn't from the onion...i dunno.
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:23:37 AM
hehe...
Brought a tear to my eye, so I'm calling Onion, too...
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 04:10:35 AM
I'd say it smells really oniony.....
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
| Erich with an h |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 04:08:20 AM
haha... yeah, that sounds really oniony
Erich w/ an h
Erichwanh@yahoo.com
Stay Tuned For The New Tim Site.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 04:06:40 AM
Hahahahaha!!! Lemme guess........theonion.com?
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
