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Silky The Pimp Posted - 09/04/2002 : 8:06:56 PM
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00005NEBW/qid%3D1030895887/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-7945624-6789659

Look at the toy... read the description... then read the reviews down below. I just about died at the one that says "my 17 year old daughter loves it too."

Too funny.

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therippa Posted - 10/03/2002 : 5:49:39 PM
Someone called Mattell to verify that this is infact a vibrator...listen and enjoy!

http://www.theserialcaller.com/index5.html

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GuitarGuy305 Posted - 09/27/2002 : 2:48:45 PM
BTW, did they delete some of the funnier reviews? There are only 5 now.


Adam

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GuitarGuy305 Posted - 09/27/2002 : 2:46:52 PM
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riding it around her room or outside in her yard until she's exhausted






Adam

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Captain Petersburgh Posted - 09/24/2002 : 7:01:21 PM
now that u mention it i wondered why i couldn't buy one...i mean order one FUCK....oh screw it i'll take 2

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
LizT Posted - 09/24/2002 : 02:01:28 AM
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This item is not stocked or has been discontinued.


LOL! I wonder why???

Captain Petersburgh Posted - 09/22/2002 : 7:52:22 PM
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I'm 32 and enjoy riding the broom as much as my 12 yr old and 7 year old. The vibrations, along with the swooshing sounds make for a very magical journey! It is a very durable toy, as well. My only complaint is, I wish the batteries didn't run out quite so quickly!
This toy is a wonderful escape into a world of imagination!
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worlds of imagination, eh? LOL!!!!!!

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
Silky The Pimp Posted - 09/13/2002 : 10:27:26 AM
Damn... I didn't see the one where the person was talking about their 17 year old, or the one that exclaims that their daughter will be using it, but without the batteries. Those were the best ones.

{=HTG=} Posted - 09/13/2002 : 03:13:56 AM
That is easily the funniest thing i've seen today. But as one woman said on a review,
"Personally, it's just a broom stick, don't waste your time."

"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven
Fluffy Posted - 09/09/2002 : 02:02:35 AM
Silky Said:
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I just about died at the one that says "my 17 year old daughter loves it too."

I think the stranger review is the the 32 year old man who "RIDES" it as well. How long is he spending on the broom a day that he knows exactly how long it takes the batteries to run out? And then complains it isn't long enuf, I really wonder more about him. The 17 year old girl's jubilation does not surprise me at all.
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I'm 32 and enjoy riding the broom as much as my 12 yr old and 7 year old. The vibrations, along with the swooshing sounds make for a very magical journey! It is a very durable toy, as well. My only complaint is, I wish the batteries didn't run out quite so quickly!
This toy is a wonderful escape into a world of imagination!


And could they have made the product picture with the kid any more suggestive? I THINK NOT!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Erich with an h Posted - 09/04/2002 : 9:01:24 PM
this is fucking hysterical. I doubt the validity of some of the reviews, but its reeeeeally funny

Erich w/ an h
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pcbTIM Posted - 09/04/2002 : 8:53:58 PM
Oh come (hehe) on! It's just a toy that the porn industry came (again, hehe) up with to allow people who get embarrassed easily to buy vibrating, pleasure devices legitimately and without question. I mean, I have three, and people think that I just really liked the books.........that is....until I posted this message.......

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw
Street-Samurai Posted - 09/04/2002 : 8:19:33 PM
That is pretty classic. The way the kid is holding it is also very questionable.


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