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Silky The Pimp Posted - 08/28/2002 : 4:39:02 PM


Also... make the pillsbury dough boy fart. It's stupid, yet I just can't stop doing it.
http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/doughboy2/poopboy.swf

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Fluffy Posted - 11/21/2002 : 04:57:27 AM
I can imagine how it sounds:

Vrroooommm Vaccuuuummm Vrrrroooommmmm!!!!

Vacuum the Room!!!
Evergreen Posted - 10/28/2002 : 4:34:59 PM
OK now THIS is funny. Couldn't let this one slip to the bottom.
Captain Petersburgh Posted - 09/23/2002 : 4:18:03 PM
yeah it seemed like a logical explanation to me.

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
pcbTIM Posted - 09/22/2002 : 8:15:47 PM
wow.........I really didn't expect that answer! I was just joking......but damn.

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
Captain Petersburgh Posted - 09/22/2002 : 7:26:03 PM
well u kno those bumps i the front of the saddle...well add the bouncing of the horse and u'll get the idea....or the sensation...

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
pcbTIM Posted - 09/18/2002 : 11:17:18 PM
No........is it because they would get too much enjoyment out of riding?

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
Captain Petersburgh Posted - 09/18/2002 : 8:46:07 PM
heh heh. this is a scream.

hey did jay ever tell you guys why they won't let wowmen be canadian mountys?

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
pcbTIM Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:56:08 PM
Probably not......I know I wouldn't want to piss off those biker chicks.

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
Fluffy Posted - 09/13/2002 : 08:10:31 AM
The Harley Davidson website is my best guess.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
{=HTG=} Posted - 09/13/2002 : 04:00:33 AM
Man, where do you guys find these pictures, hahahahaahhaa.

"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven
Fluffy Posted - 09/09/2002 : 06:23:06 AM
If you have to ask, you obviously wouldn't understand.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 09/09/2002 : 04:40:44 AM
Why would you want to empty your load of laundry on Britney Spears?

"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad
Fluffy Posted - 09/09/2002 : 02:28:35 AM
I think the answer to that is obvious!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 09/05/2002 : 02:19:30 AM
Why empty WHAT on Britney Spears?

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Fluffy Posted - 09/02/2002 : 7:05:19 PM
"Wide Empty space between my Ears"????

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 09/02/2002 : 10:17:25 AM
What can the rest of us say?

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Fluffy Posted - 09/01/2002 : 2:30:51 PM
Some people might say, "WISE beyond my years!!"

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Arthen Posted - 08/29/2002 : 11:59:17 PM
Fluffy you have a very broad and vast amount of knowledge.


"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
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enthuTIMsiast Posted - 08/29/2002 : 9:10:39 PM
"And you know this, maaaaannnnn."

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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
Fluffy Posted - 08/29/2002 : 8:35:03 PM
Liz said:
quote:
I work with 2 women that ride Harley's and I wouldn't go there, LOL! The one girl has a beautiful purple one!!

Hey Liz, does she need a BITCH to ride on the back with her? I volunteer. I always wanted to be a female biker's BITCH!! Of course the fact that it is purple doesn't hurt one iota.

By the way, I am not sure you would need a dildo on a motorcycle. Having a motorcycle between your legs, vibrating away, kinda makes the motorcycle like one big vibrator between your legs.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 08/28/2002 : 11:08:11 PM
No no.......think "Deuce" and "dildo"

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 08/28/2002 : 11:06:44 PM
Victoria's Secret?

I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
pcbTIM Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:22:00 PM
I think you get two......hence the name......and something else.....

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:20:12 PM
I'll take two.

I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
pcbTIM Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:10:32 PM
All they had in stock was this thing.........and they make you buy your own dildo.........notice how the back of the seat curves up for that little bit of extra enjoyment.



"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:05:31 PM
Well, what's left?

I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
pcbTIM Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:39:14 PM
Yep. Supply and demand, my friend.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:30:16 PM
Out of battery operated ones, too?

I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
pcbTIM Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:20:48 PM
They're all out of those.......I checked.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:18:40 PM
Is there a waiting list? I'll take a shiny silver one and one with a French tickler in purple...

I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
pcbTIM Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:16:31 PM
Actually, that's the Harley Davidson for men.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:09:15 PM
Silky, I seriously thought this was going to be a picture of a regular Harley with a dildo attached to the seat...

I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
pcbTIM Posted - 08/28/2002 : 8:57:54 PM
Hehe.......the funniest thing about that picture is that the handlebars have streamers. And now it's TIMe for.......How Fast Can You Vaccuum!!!!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
LizT Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:57:44 PM
quote:
Next time I see a gang of female bikers I'm going to suggest that term to them!


I wouldn't if I were you... You don't want to mess with a woman biker.

I work with 2 women that ride Harley's and I wouldn't go there, LOL! The one girl has a beautiful purple one!!

Arthen Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:49:56 PM
Next time I see a gang of female bikers I'm going to suggest that term to them!

"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
Fluffy Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:41:24 PM
Although that house in the background definitely does not look like the home of the "Hells Angels". I guess you could give the chicks a leather jacket with the new Harley for women that said "Home Akers"!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Arthen Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:24:36 PM
That is really great! A special gift for the bearded, beer belly bearing Woman you love...

"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
Fluffy Posted - 08/28/2002 : 6:58:31 PM
Is it a requirement, like with the male Harley, that women have to have beer-bellies and facial hair to ride the female model?

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy

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