| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 10:43:54 PM
http://www.fu-fme.com/
I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I. |
| 100 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/01/2002 : 8:53:51 PM
TTT
One of my favorite topics. Also, where is NKAD? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 8:18:46 PM
But what if your DUEL backfired and I killed you?
You know, I don't think backfired works very well in that question. I think it should be "stabbed in the back"..........unless we were DUELing with guns.........then that would be appropriate. What do you think? Because when you think about it, getting "stabbed in the back" is the same as "backfired" because the gun shot you. And they are also used for more symbolic meanings as well.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 5:51:39 PM
I was thinking a DUEL might be kinda fun. Good for the legend that will live in the wake of your death. Of course I am not locked into this idea, there could be dual choices for how to bring you to your untimely end. Oh yeah, maybe I should check the topic Jay posted and see what your answer was. The least I could do is let you die by a way of your own choosing. Not many people get that priviledge I can assure you.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 5:10:00 PM
Hhhhhhmmmmmm.......then that will mean that I will be appreciated sooner.......SURE! Fly over here and kill me! So, how are you planning to do it? Knife? Noose? Drowning accident? Maybe we should just play it by ear.......get "lost in the moment" so to speak.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 3:20:05 PM
Ahhhh, a true professional, an arteest, if you will. Keep in mind, they aren't usually appreciated until they are dead. May I kill you? Only to further your career of course.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 2:04:35 PM
Ahhhhhhh.........some of my best work. Almost as good as the sex-holiday names one........which is this thread!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 05:41:13 AM
I think Silky may have something to say about keeping the whoring to a minimum. We'd be cutting into his livelihood. As Silky would say, "Bitch betta have my money!"
And Teri, as per your question on post whoring, I found a GREAT example for you to examine the finer nuances of it:
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2250
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 12:37:52 AM
.......and Jason's the pimp daddy of them all.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Arthen |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 12:26:24 AM
I'm a new Post Ho.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 10:50:32 PM
I was getting close to 500, and i went on a binge myself, no worries, i will keep my whoring to a minimum.
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 8:20:17 PM
quote:
If you would like some pointers on the finer nuances of post whoring, ask pcbdmb whose post count seems to have grown by almost 400 posts in 2 or 3 days. He seems to be taking after Jason, who has been caught numerous times running up his post count.
At least I do it legitimately. But I only post whore to get a laugh.........and my other posts are short because I'm succinct.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 02:18:01 AM
I think I covered that in my earlier post when I mentioned "minimal word content". Thanx for providing an example. The clearer we are the better. TOUCHE!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Arthen |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 02:00:29 AM
Also, don't forget Post Whoring can be identified by one word posts. SUCH AS TOUCHE!
HEh. I'm on my way to being a ho. YEs, I think of myself more as a post ho, than a whore.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 10:48:33 PM
You may be close, Post whoring is when you post messages back to back that could have been easily in 1 post or when you have innocuous conversations back and forth with minimal post material or content or even mininal word content for that matter. Don't worry it should be very easy to join their ranks. We have many fine example right here on our little board. This thread is a prime example. If you would like some pointers on the finer nuances of post whoring, ask pcbdmb whose post count seems to have grown by almost 400 posts in 2 or 3 days. He seems to be taking after Jason, who has been caught numerous times running up his post count.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| tericee |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 10:31:17 PM
Oh, maybe starting a new page gets me nearer to post whore status... Sorry Fluffy. I guess that was supposed to be yours.
teri 
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
| tericee |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 10:30:39 PM
I'm not sure how to know if I'm a post whore... If I'm only a yak addict am I okay?
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 10:19:14 PM
Put it over the top, Fluffy!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 10:16:48 PM
1 entire post of post whoring! AMAZING!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Arthen |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:21:38 PM
You've imparted unto us, a view of the world which we will never ever lose. The Pimp side.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:16:57 PM
i like it Pcb.
**sniffle....don't worry silky..we weon't let u down
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/23/2002 : 4:19:10 PM
Beaster Sunday? For beastialities?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 08/22/2002 : 10:36:48 AM
To the top?? Damn thing was all the way down on the bottom!
I have to say... reading this thread makes me proud. I feel like a father who's son just graduated college and is ready to take over the family business. Sexually active holograms... it will revolutionize the pimping business. I think you boys are ready to make it on your own. *tear*
-J
By the way... you forgot a pretty obvious bastardization of "easter sunday."
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| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 08/21/2002 : 6:35:20 PM
To the top, for Silky's bitch ass.
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
| LizT |
Posted - 08/21/2002 : 10:02:06 AM
Your mom?????
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| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 11:49:58 PM
Glad someone does. its a chosen few
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 11:47:36 PM
You're sick........I love it!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 11:46:06 PM
Who said i didnt........
Muh haha
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 11:38:31 PM
Actually, I would have found it funny if you sent it to your mom......
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 10:33:57 PM
but then again, i had to selectivly send it to those who would appreciate that form of humor, of course.
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| Jay |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 7:48:28 PM
It is a good oe...ME and Mike were laughing aboot it earlier today.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 7:20:47 PM
i sent that to like everyone i know.
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 6:35:46 PM
That was, indeed, one seriously funny link. Thank you!
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| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 01:09:14 AM
Dear lord... speechless.
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/19/2002 : 12:30:36 AM
What I found really funny was that some guys say "She's got DSL".........and when my friend first said this about Angelina Jolie, I replied, "How the hell do you know about her internet connection?" He said, "No no........Dick Sucking Lips."
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 5:01:06 PM
isn't it great how u can turn almost everything into somthin' sex realated?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 2:49:06 PM
Do you have DSL, or FiftySex K?
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 03:00:41 AM
Or a really hard drive.
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 02:51:10 AM
i thought of another cheap computer joke: "That computer has a lot of RAM"
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| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 12:43:03 AM
this is getting out of hand, i must contact the internet authorities.
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:22:01 PM
ha ha there's somthin' for everybody.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:20:22 PM
And for the homosexuals.........New Queer's Eve and New Queer's Day.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:17:05 PM
or labored-breathin' day
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:12:23 PM
quote:
Palm Sunday
That's the best one.
Don't forget Secretaries' Day.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:11:19 PM
mary christina's-ass to u too
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:09:54 PM
Holeoween (Oct. 31)
Labia Day (Sept. 2)
Ass Wednesday (Feb 13)
St. Pat Dick's Day
Palm Sunday
Mammorial Day
Thanksgiving (that's good enough left alone)
Day Of The Dead (Nov 2 - for Xar)
Erection Day (Nov 5)
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:08:22 PM
Brown-nosing Bicenntenials
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:08:04 PM
u get paid in two weeks then u get paid in bysexual weeks
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:07:07 PM
Carpet Munchin Millineum
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:06:00 PM
Delicious decades!......and Cummin' centuries!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| NeverKillADream |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:04:52 PM
Just have a whole yankin year
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 10:02:56 PM
Just Legal Julys.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:59:43 PM
fuckin' febuarys
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:57:40 PM
Just Juggs Junes
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:56:18 PM
i thught about just maskin' another hologram simulatur so we could sell that.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:54:42 PM
Arian Aprils where we show nothing but blones.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:53:57 PM
How about Macho Marches for the ladies? There's a market we forgot about.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:52:27 PM
masturbatin' may's and marches
steamy september
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:51:29 PM
Dickin' Decembers.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:51:07 PM
Naughty Novembers.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:49:43 PM
jerkin' januarys
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:47:24 PM
We could have Orgasmic Octobers.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:45:55 PM
for the virgins we could have timid tuesdays
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:45:14 PM
And tHorny Thursdays.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:44:21 PM
And Saturated Sundays.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:42:55 PM
heh heh. how about strippin' saturdays
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:41:22 PM
And Fuckin' Fridays.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:40:55 PM
And Moaning Mondays.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:40:17 PM
And Wet Wednesdays.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:38:45 PM
we could have wash an' wax her weekends
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:37:55 PM
sponge baths would be a nice touch
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:30:07 PM
....and, we could sell tickets to people who want to watch them clean each other.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:27:46 PM
nicely put. fix 'em good will ya?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:27:03 PM
That's a really good idea. The machines would clean each other. Money lost on cleaning......$0
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:21:20 PM
Ok, well if you clean em' I'll fix em'. And then you can clean them again after I'm done "fixing" them.
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:21:19 PM
yeah. i do agree. well i guess we hire soeone who will clean or just get the cyber-whores to do it
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:19:16 PM
But I would rather pay for the cleaning than for a lawsuit where someone got an STD from our machines. Think of the negative publicity.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:18:30 PM
Then I won't fix em'. It's that simple.
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:15:25 PM
cost's too much to clean them
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:13:18 PM
I'll fix em' but only after you two clean em'.
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:12:18 PM
Agreed.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:06:21 PM
well sice we haven't herd from My_bad_side latly helpin' us decide key company information we'll get him to do it
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:02:54 PM
That's a fake job! Tell me.......who's gonna fix them when they break down?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:59:30 PM
but i'm the one who thought of makin' it run hohlogramed like they do in star terck. i'll make u head or pubic relations
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:55:37 PM
But I'm the mechanical engineer.....I designed it!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:53:48 PM
promoted?!!?! what the fuck i own the company. ur in charge of our UK branch though
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:50:20 PM
Ooohhhhhhh!!! Excellent idea! You just got promoted!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:48:23 PM
and we could sell all the cum to sperm banks. we would be richer if we didn't clean them out
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:45:07 PM
Or we could just rent them out (give them a good cleaning of course) and not sell any. We'd be rich!....richer than astronauts.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:42:30 PM
heh heh. cool. i wouldn't want to but sikly out of a job though. hell let's hire him on the team. every couple of mouths we could bring out new versions. new version 6.9 featurin' cold dead corpses. ( i had xar in mind too) also new 64 person multi-fuck capibiltiy via internet or LAN connection
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:41:50 PM
I think it would only make it stronger. I'm not sure why I think that...but....
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:38:41 PM
Man......I would patent that so fast. That invention would single-handedly (hehe) destroy strip clubs, prostitutes, porn stars, porn magazines......hell, the entire porn empire.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:37:22 PM
Which celebs and which pornstars. I'd say that's important. Why don't we all get to pick three... Or I'll pick the pornstars.
Aria Giovanni
Gauge
Katie (I'll have to find a pic of her.)
alternate: Stephanie (too hard to find a pic of her with clothes...)
Now you all pick the celebs...I'll suggest
Gwenyth Paltrow as she looked in Shallow Hal
Sandra Bullock ala Mrs. Congeniality
That is all.
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:35:52 PM
in my version u could just scan s pic of someon's face and it woud creat that person. then u add personality. (ex; sex maniac or whatever) or u vould just make someone up from scratch. blonde 5'6". ayes green, breasts: how big do u want 'em and so on and so forth
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:32:14 PM
Can you reprogram them so they can take the shape of celebs and porn stars?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:31:25 PM
quite a few actually.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:28:08 PM
Any hot ones?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:27:29 PM
no the hohlogram wasn't just the doctor. i saw an episode where they created an entired town in one of those holodeck things....women were there too.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:24:39 PM
quote:
I'm listening to the T&D show right now and I love it.
WHOA, I sent you a T&D show? I totally thought I sent you something else....shit, now I can't remember. Check that again and see what I labeled it... should say LK or Leo on there somewhere...
____________________________________________
Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:20:42 PM
quote:
as for the hologram idea i was thinkin' along the same principle as the holodeck in star treck. those holograms had solod objects that u could toucvh. that's basicly what i had in mind
I figured that. But isn't the only hologram the doctor? Yuck!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:19:26 PM
I got them yesterday....and I decided to hold off from listening to them until I drove to work today (which is where I'm at right now). But there was almost no gas left so I went to get it refilled, and when I got back into the car, nothing happened. I kept turning the key all the way to the right and nothing. Not even an attempt from the engine to turn over. I think it's the starter. But anyway, my mom drove over and we switched places so I had to drive the car without a CD player. But I'm listening to the T&D show right now and I love it. I also listened to the Light Up Ahead, and I really liked Light Up Ahead, Signs, #4, and, of course, Bad Side.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
