| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 06/24/2002 : 3:15:48 PM
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| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 12/19/2002 : 11:18:52 AM
quote:
You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
Classic. |
| Evergreen |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 3:14:56 PM
You might be a REDNECK if.............
1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at
the dinner table in front of her kids.
3.---You're been married three times and still have
the same in-laws.
4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league"
bowls on a different night.
5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired
people."
6.---You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.
7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after
saying: "Hey, watch this."
8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.
11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled
Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."
12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and blew the
wheels off your house.
13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
down, depending on how much gas is in it.
14.---You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16.---You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/13/2002 : 8:54:00 PM
quote:
I would bet money that he has been in at least 1 Civil War reenactment fighting for the confederacy.
Haha!! Reminds my of the Family Guy episode where they reenact the Civil War and Grant shows up drunk, passes out, and "Victory is declared in the name of the South".
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| dan p. |
Posted - 07/11/2002 : 6:21:56 PM
i'd hit it.
get in the car, little girl. |
| LizT |
Posted - 07/11/2002 : 6:15:51 PM
quote:
I would bet money that he has been in at least 1 Civil War reenactment fighting for the confederacy.
Silky that's a riot!! There are a bunch of those guys around here that do that! LOL!
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 07/11/2002 : 2:15:19 PM
Haha... Delaware? I think not. That man has to be 100% South Carolinian. I would bet money that he has been in at least 1 Civil War reenactment fighting for the confederacy.
-J
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| LizT |
Posted - 07/11/2002 : 1:29:27 PM
LOL! Silky what disturbs me is that he looks like the rednecks that live in Delaware. He would probably feel right at home in this state!
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| Evergreen |
Posted - 07/10/2002 : 2:51:24 PM
Its hilariously disturbing in a funny kinda way. Please don't take it away. I've become quite attached to it. I wonder if that guy knows we're all looking at him? Talk about luxury, he has a cordless phone AND a room with a view. And when I'm feeling a little bummed out, I just think about his neighbor and things don't seem so bad for me.
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 07/09/2002 : 10:33:22 PM
Sorry 'bout that... I can take it down if you like. I thought it was more along the lines of funny rather than disturbing.
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| Evergreen |
Posted - 07/06/2002 : 09:49:17 AM
Disturbed is NOT the word. Oh MY! Where was that picture taken cause I'll be sure not to go there when I'm out on my travels.
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| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/06/2002 : 09:28:00 AM
It's not the picture that disturbs me. ... Oh wait, yes it is.
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| LizT |
Posted - 07/06/2002 : 06:09:50 AM
That picture really disturbs me.....
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| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/06/2002 : 01:08:00 AM
It's a conspiracy.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:49:56 PM
Bastards!! They're always one step ahead!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:48:49 PM
Ha, quite right. The site isn't working any longer. They must be onto your scheme.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:46:16 PM
Dammit!! It's not working for me! But it works when I go to the site itself.....strange..
Now the site isn't working!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:37:22 PM
Nope, actually, if you just copy and paste whatever that link was you had up there before....well it might still be in my clipboard...
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/9039/sounds/ha-ha.au
yep, that should be it. Just copy and paste it, and it should launch automatically. It did for me, anyway.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:31:51 PM
Oh.....I was trying to find a better way to do it......and it didn't work for me.
Also....how do you connect a link directly to the sound?
If the other one doesn't work (like it didn't for me) just use this one and scroll down to Nelson.
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/9039/simpsons/simpsons.html
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:21:45 PM
Why did you take the link down, it worked, you just had to copy and paste it. It was a good one.
-what- |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:14:42 PM
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but pcbdmb both sucks and blows."
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:08:08 PM
quote:
What do you guys think his name is
JASON!!!
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/9039/sounds/ha-ha.au
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 6:19:33 PM
Jay, obviously you haven't practiced your redneck nomenclature.
The two names you pick can't be mutually exclusive (thus allowing for the names to be either hyphenated [for the smart ones] or just combined thusly: JimBob or JoeBob). In other words, you could go with Bobby and Joe or Bobby and Jimmy, but not Joe and Jimmy. Nor Randy and Bobby.
Just a tip from one Southerner to ... well ... someone.
-what- |
| Jay |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 2:42:06 PM
What do you guys think his name is? I think its something like Randy or Jimmy. Did you know that in 1984, sixty-seven percent of all car racers ( NASCAR? INDY? SOMEWHERE ALONG THOSE LINES) had names that began with J and ended with Y?
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 5:01:20 PM
I guess so.....after all......doesn't it say on the Hostess wrapper "Ho Hos"?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 4:53:58 PM
I think "hos" is right. Just looks funny. Just like a lot of hos.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 4:52:50 PM
Probably spending some extra TIMe with his hos! Is that spelled right? Should there be an 'e' there? But then, wouldn't that mean that I would be talking about the gardening tool and not the "job"?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 4:40:24 PM
Pygmys.
And where the hell is Silky?
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 4:31:40 PM
Oh really?.....what kind of people?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 2:06:59 PM
It's just an hours difference. And I know people.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/28/2002 : 9:28:55 PM
I'd like to see him try to kick his ass a whole TIMe zone away.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 09:30:38 AM
Sorry Jason... didn't think anyone would recognize you so 'cleanly' shaven. I will hold off on the rest of the pictures from that day, even though it was a hoot!
-J
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| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 12:21:34 AM
SILKY IF YOU POST ONE MORE PICTURE OF ME I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
-what- |
| Jay |
Posted - 06/24/2002 : 4:06:15 PM
I like that! My favourite redneck joke is:
You might be a redneck if you ahve a full set of salad bowls that all say Cool Whip on the side
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 06/24/2002 : 3:40:09 PM
o my god, he knows how to use a phone.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| therippa |
Posted - 06/24/2002 : 3:25:56 PM
Boy, Fred Durst has really let himself go!
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