| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 7:42:08 PM
geese it seems like every friggin' insect comes to live @ my house. i've just watched 5 ants crawl aboot in the last 10 min.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/07/2002 : 03:12:11 AM
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Get it off me!! Get it off me!!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 05/07/2002 : 01:55:43 AM
Yeah. My penis is so small that it makes up quarks. It's the basic particle, if you will. So you could say that there's a little bit of it in everything. And it's two hairy quark nuts are resting gently on your chin.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/07/2002 : 01:50:06 AM
Am I right?! I've only heard very little about them......that they're the smallest thing around.......beside your penis, that is.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 05/07/2002 : 01:34:03 AM
Mwahahha. I started to divide that out pcbdmb. But then I remembered my calc probably wouldn't do that, so I just said screw it.
Nice quark you've got there.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 10:42:38 PM
It comes out to precisely......
3.87490582484 x 10^-67
so you basically sucked up a molecule from a ladybug.
Wait....not even that. A neutron is 1.675 x 10^-27 kg..........so you really sucked up
1.34750283678 x 10^-40 th of a neutron........is that even possible? Maybe you got a quark!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 10:38:44 PM
That's a really small-ass number since you're dividing it five TIMes.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 8:54:08 PM
How many?
-what- |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 7:09:42 PM
oh god don't even start withe the ladybug smell. my vacume ckleanr now smeles of the stuff cause we've sucked up like 618468467646879/465/7654/7654/7654/7654874654843218465146847698474361584651846218464846513615846516848 of those damn things.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| genome |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:38:23 AM
Isn't it to be filmed in Europe this time, tho? Because weren't Ozzy's neighbors being too loud and all for him? That's as funny as hell, the neighbors being too obnoxious for the DARK LORD. ahhahha..
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:10:06 AM
I think I heard the deal went thru, 20 million!! CRAZY!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 2:23:05 PM
I agree Silky, both Ozzy and that show rule.
-what- |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 1:32:23 PM
I have to say... I love that show. It honestly just cracks me up. Ozzy rules.
-J
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 12:07:17 PM
Wow. That is crazy.
quote:
... basic cable's most-watched series.
That's awesome.
Peace,
Patrick
http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 07:58:16 AM
Speaking of Ozzy, did you see they are gonna pay him some ungodly amount, like 20 million dollars for another season of The Osbournes?
http://www.azcentral.com/news/reuters/stories/ENTERTAINMENT-LEISURE-OSBOURNES-DC.shtml
Apparently it is the most-watched MTV show ever. That is CRAZY!! Or should I say "We're going off the rails on a CRAZY train!"
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 9:44:36 PM
Forget all those years of hard drug use... the ants caused the speech impediment
I might go see Ozzfest in Bristol. I'm not into most of this music, but I'd love to see Ozzy.
Peace,
Patrick
http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 9:01:36 PM
Speaking of all these ants, I was watching Vh1's Behind the Music on Motley Crew (sp?) Tommy Lee said that while on the tour bus with Ozzy, they snorted so much and drank to much that when they got out of the bus, Ozzy saw a popsicle with a trail of ants crawling to it. He bent down and snorted a good bit of the ants. . . . .
I thought it was hilarious.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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| LizT |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 7:27:54 PM
The ladybug is the state bug for Delaware. Fluffy, I don't have any desire to murder the poor inocent little things, but they do smell funny. They have this orange like goo that comes out sometimes when you hold one, seriously.....
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 5:32:54 PM
I can honestly say, I never knew ladybugs smelled when you killed them. I don't think I have ever noticed. Not that I run around killing ladybugs but I have never noticed that. Is this true? Or are you funnin' with us?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Drunken Lullabies |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 4:34:10 PM
ah, the ants are marching around here too....but not as much as it sounds at your house captain. we are being infested by ladybugs instead. i don't mind that much, as long as they dont get in the way when i'm trying to go homework or type on the computer...and that damn smell when you crush them....oh well. hopefully the infestation will cease soon enough...although summer is coming (bum ba bum bum bum.)
-And we find ourselves in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies!- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 10:17:14 AM
HATE, HATE, HATE, there needs to be more LOVE in the world!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| powdrdogdmb |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 10:13:35 AM
quote:
Capt said:quote:
i've just watched 5 ants crawl aboot in the last 10 min.
Lets see, at that rate, 1 ant every 2 minutes, 30 ants and hour, 720 ants a day, I don't think your house is getting infested to quick. Give it a couple of days, then you should worry!
HTG posted(twice):quote:
A moth got in my house in day. It freaken attacked me! It was scary, it flew all in my hair and landed on my shoulder. I had to beat it to death with a broom. . .yes, a broom.
I am not sure I am hearing you correctly(even after hearing it twice, whatwith your double post and all). Are you trying to tell me you are TERRIFIED of a moth? When it flew in your hair it did what?(besides freak you out) NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING! Because moths don't do anything, they may be annoying but they are certainly nothing to be scared of. Now if a alligator got in your hair you might have room for concern. That I would imagine could qualify as scary!! Be careful HTG, I think I see a slug sneaking up on you, run for life!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Some of us that were in Texas and New Mexico may remember the attack of the KILLER MOTHS. Apparently there was an unusually large "hatch" this year, and they were everywhere. Fluffy, you have to ask TR if he was around for that or if he was on tour - it was bad, he'd remember -anyhow, you couldn't go into your house w/o a dozen flying in with you, I now officially hate all moths... Including the "Mothman Prophecies" b/c of my profound hatred of moths.
Peace Be With
-WBB
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" Nietzche |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 10:06:21 AM
The more you toot, the better you feel
So let's have beans with every meal!!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 10:02:45 AM
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:19:25 AM
I LOVE BEANS!!
-what- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 04:09:16 AM
I love BRAK!!! And anything BRAK sings!! Wonder if we could get BRAK to sing on a TR track. Now that would be awesome.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 08:25:34 AM
quote:
geese it seems like every friggin' insect comes to live @ my house. i've just watched 5 ants crawl aboot in the last 10 min.
This reminds me of a cool spaceghost episode...spaceghost gets bitten by an ant, then he follows the ant for EVER..(On the show, he's just crawling with the ant for literally about 10 minutes. Then the ant goes under this huge door, it opens and there's this 30 foot (three times spaceghost) ant there ... spaceghost gets scared but says "Your son bit me.. What are YOU going to do about it?" Then takes off running.
It's seriously the funniest line ever.
-What- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 06:05:37 AM
More senseless knowledge cluttering our brain and obscuring our view of more important things like........
MASTURBATION
or in Black Lotus' case
BALLS
JAY, LAY OFF THE WEED!!!
pspcbdmb, Capt P said:
quote:
u ever notice how much shit a flock o' geese will lay down?
Well if its LOGS, I would be scared too!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 04:25:45 AM
Yeah thanks...I'll log that away.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| dan p. |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 9:23:29 PM
no....but i'll be sure to make a note of it next TIMe.
push becomes shove. days become months. i seem to have forgotten the warmth of the sun. |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 8:13:48 PM
u ever notice how much shit a flock o' geese will lay down? god that scares me
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 3:04:43 PM
hehehe! Yay! AHHHHH PROCESS ANALYSIS!!! DIE DIE DIE
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 3:03:16 PM
I also think geese eat insects, this might work to your benefit. Maybe you should introduce them to one another.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 2:50:37 PM
SEVEN MORE TO GOO, JAY!!!! (well six after this one)
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 2:43:42 PM
TEN MORE TO GO MIKE!!!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 2:41:36 PM
well fluffy it seemd that geese always start honkin' right before i go 2 bed.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 2:21:30 PM
I hadn't even noticed that, that is hysterical!!
Capt P wrote:quote:
geese it seems...
Capt P, let me ask you, "It seems geese WHAT?"
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 1:53:23 PM
quote:
geese it seems....
My fav. Mispelling of all time, Mike!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 02:25:37 AM
Main Entry: sar·don·ic
Pronunciation: sär-'dä-nik
Function: adjective
Etymology: French sardonique, from Greek sardonios
Date: 1638
: disdainfully or skeptically humorous : derisively mocking
synonym see SARCASTIC
- sar·don·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| someguywithaguitar_ |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 02:09:54 AM
What I was actually trying to say:
I can't bond with people because my father treated me like a Doberman. I can't show emotion and can't allow myself to see good in others, much less tell them that I value them as a person.
-I understand and appreciate our differences.- |
| someguywithaguitar |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 02:01:41 AM
What he was actually trying to say:
HTG, you fucked up with your double post, and your a pussy for being afraid of a moth. Yes, you will go to hell.
What pcbdmd was trying to say:
WHOA! You have ants crawling in your house! Jesus, where do you live, a shack! You poor bastard!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 01:40:22 AM
HTG said:quote:
I wonder if there's place in hell for people like me. . . . . .
I am sure killing a moth does not warrant a trip to hell. I was more surprised by your fear of a moth than the actually killing of the moth. Even I have killed a few moths, they can be annoying, but not scary, at least to me. I was just ribbing you about the double post. We here on the board think it is funny when veterans, like yourself, double post. No hard feelings, just funning with ya.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| someguywithaguitar |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 01:37:39 AM
quote:
Five ants in TEN minutes?!?! WOW!!!! Your house must be infested!
Always with your goddamn sarcasm huh? Haha. Please, take a shot at this reply.
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| someguywithaguitar |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 01:24:16 AM
Oh, look Fluffy! He didnt put an "a" in the middle of that sentence, oh god! Oh my god! He double posted! Sweet Jesus, the worlds comming to an end now! And I bet there is a place for you in hell HTG, ya fag.
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 12:56:39 AM
I would like to say i'm sorry for the double post, and the fact that I took the life of an innoncent moth that wasnt doing ANYTHING to me.
I wonder if there's place in hell for people like me. . . . . .
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 9:11:33 PM
quote:
dude, don't even joke about getting an alligator in your hair.
That happened to me once....and let's just say that the stories about that are grossly exagerrated.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 6:51:29 PM
Fluffy I don't think you need to be joking about bad things happening to your hair... I can see the headline now, "Damndest Thing Happens At Louisiana TR Show."
-J
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| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 2:55:47 PM
ok fluffy i'll give it a few days.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| Jason |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 2:43:42 PM
You think alligators are tuff? How bout having a killer rabbit in your house.....
"Rabbit stew coming up!....ahhhhh!"
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| dan p. |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 2:32:34 PM
dude, don't even joke about getting an alligator in your hair.
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 04:12:49 AM
Capt said:quote:
i've just watched 5 ants crawl aboot in the last 10 min.
Lets see, at that rate, 1 ant every 2 minutes, 30 ants and hour, 720 ants a day, I don't think your house is getting infested to quick. Give it a couple of days, then you should worry!
HTG posted(twice):quote:
A moth got in my house in day. It freaken attacked me! It was scary, it flew all in my hair and landed on my shoulder. I had to beat it to death with a broom. . .yes, a broom.
I am not sure I am hearing you correctly(even after hearing it twice, whatwith your double post and all). Are you trying to tell me you are TERRIFIED of a moth? When it flew in your hair it did what?(besides freak you out) NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING! Because moths don't do anything, they may be annoying but they are certainly nothing to be scared of. Now if a alligator got in your hair you might have room for concern. That I would imagine could qualify as scary!! Be careful HTG, I think I see a slug sneaking up on you, run for life!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 11:26:19 PM
A moth got in my house in day. It freaken attacked me! It was scary, it flew all in my hair and landed on my shoulder. I had to beat it to death with a broom. . .yes, a broom.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 7:52:06 PM
i know. there every where. i'll try to hold oot as long as i can but they'rwe forces are strong. oh shit theve broken the defence perimiter. they're comming straight.................
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 7:49:17 PM
Five ants in TEN minutes?!?! WOW!!!! Your house must be infested!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
