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KevinLesko Posted - 04/16/2002 : 03:34:48 AM


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Ginohassideburns Posted - 06/26/2002 : 01:07:12 AM
that could lead to a nose job!

Fluffy Posted - 06/26/2002 : 12:54:51 AM
I wish we could see the look on Kevin's face. It is a little(alot)blurry. I bet he has a look of "OUCH" on his face even before he hit that hardwood floor.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
genome Posted - 06/25/2002 : 08:58:28 AM
OUCH!

Fluffy Posted - 06/25/2002 : 05:26:54 AM
If a FACEPLANT brings a smile to your face, did you see this picture of KevinLesko's FACEPLANT?



That should put yet another smile on your face. Unless of course you are the one doing the FACEPLANT!! HEHE

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 06/25/2002 : 01:27:58 AM
quote:
Now, however, I have a new thing to think of....ok, on America's Funniest Videos two nights ago, there was this film of three kids running around for Halloween or something. One Batman (age 8), One Catwoman (6)and one Peter Pan (5). Well, the Peter Pan kid thinks ... (i just busted out laughing just then....) thinks that he can actually fly, so he gets up on the coffee table and dives directly into the floor. I mean, FACE PLANT. It is seriously the funniest thing in the world.


I had totally forgotten about this...brings a smile to my face even now.

-what-
pcbTIM Posted - 06/21/2002 : 10:19:40 PM
quote:

HHHMMMMMMM Food for thought.



That's gross!!!!!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 06/18/2002 : 2:40:29 PM
You may be right, with your NEEDLE dick, it might just have to be considered an addiction. But you do it with more regularity that brings it more into the realm of a compulsion. HHHMMMMMMM Food for thought.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 05/31/2002 : 9:46:12 PM
Not the way I do it!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 05/23/2002 : 05:44:40 AM
Once again, masturbation is a COMPULSION not an addiction!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 05/22/2002 : 03:37:45 AM
I guess everyone has his/her addictions.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 05/21/2002 : 06:23:43 AM
Is God killing "kiffens" again?

GOD, LAY OFF THE KIFFENS!!!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/04/2002 : 2:41:13 PM
I think you're a sick Kiffen.

-what-
Fluffy Posted - 05/04/2002 : 10:11:04 AM
I had noticed this myself. Are we really surprised to find out AFV is rigged? I think not! I am just always amazed that they seem to give the big prize to the wrong one. It is never the one I would have picked. I think I just think I have a more twisted sense of humor and I find the weirdest one the funniest. I am a sick puppy!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/02/2002 : 6:14:45 PM
Anyone ever notice how they do the three money videos? There will be:

One old person, either in the film (less likely; you can't make old people look bad) or having made the film.

One really young person, usually in the film, rarely having made the film.

And one film that is mildly funny. Mild in the sense of Mild Salsa to a Chili cook off judge.

I should rule the world.

-What-
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/02/2002 : 6:12:01 PM
Those bastards at AFV didn't even nominate it for the money. If the kid had won money, he would have been the hero. Now he's just the fool. Shampoo will play you for the fool. [Arm falls off.]

-What-
Silky The Pimp Posted - 05/02/2002 : 4:12:14 PM
Imagine the feelings that kid is going to have for his parents when he's a teenager and he still won't be able to live that down... I feel a case of oppositional defiant disorder coming along.
-J

enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/02/2002 : 12:42:00 PM
Trust me... you'd just have to see the video. The kid *really* thinks he's about to take off...but he lands completely flat on the floor....it's amazing...

-What-
victorwootenfan Posted - 05/02/2002 : 12:32:48 PM
hahaha, that's pretty good, but i don't think it tops this picture though.

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/02/2002 : 08:32:20 AM
Used to, when I either wanted or needed to laugh (for whatever reason), I would think of this picture, with the kitten running and whatnot.

Now, however, I have a new thing to think of....ok, on America's Funniest Videos two nights ago, there was this film of three kids running around for Halloween or something. One Batman (age 8), One Catwoman (6)and one Peter Pan (5). Well, the Peter Pan kid thinks ... (i just busted out laughing just then....) thinks that he can actually fly, so he gets up on the coffee table and dives directly into the floor. I mean, FACE PLANT. It is seriously the funniest thing in the world.

-What-
victorwootenfan Posted - 04/23/2002 : 12:41:42 PM
hahahahahahahaha(falling off my chair laughing my ass off!!!)

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fluffy Posted - 04/23/2002 : 08:36:33 AM
If you think about it in the context of masturbation = killing a kitten, then this one is hysterical:
quote:
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.


Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 04/22/2002 : 12:41:46 PM
Non-human animals ARE better. I'd agree with that in a second.

-What-
Silky The Pimp Posted - 04/22/2002 : 11:32:51 AM
That was aweful. I think he was being serious. Let's shut him down. UP WITH ANIMALS! DOWN WITH HUMANS!

Fluffy Posted - 04/22/2002 : 06:21:01 AM
.......wow....that is absolutely hysterical!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 04/22/2002 : 03:16:32 AM
.......wow....that is absolutely terrible.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Fluffy Posted - 04/21/2002 : 04:06:22 AM
I don't think he is talking about the same thing but it made me laugh twice as hard when I heard the song:

"Kill a Kitten"
By Stephen Lynch

When the game of like makes you feel like quittin'
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten.

Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin'
you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'd be committin.'
I know the law -- you can kill a kitten.

And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten.

Feed it turpentine or break its spine.
Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten.

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.

And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written,
if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.

Flush it down the can.
Hit it with your van.
Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.
Throw it at a train.
Make it snort cocaine.
Stick some TNT up its cat booty.

Do what you must do as long as you
kill a kitten.

Killing kittens isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queasy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead.

Kill a kitten.
Kill a kitten
a little furry kitten.



Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Fluffy Posted - 04/21/2002 : 04:04:12 AM
Not nearly as funny!!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Captain Petersburgh Posted - 04/20/2002 : 4:19:19 PM
i can't imagine what it would look like in b/w.

i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys....
Fluffy Posted - 04/20/2002 : 04:26:42 AM
Didn't mean any offense, was just surprised you had never seen it. That thing has been EVERYWHERE! On the internet, emails, a print out of it was even posted on our office door at 9:30 Club. I mean EVERYWHERE! Of course the one on our door was in b+w and did not look half as kewl as it does in color. When it popped up at work I made sure to send everyone a color copy. They like it much better in color.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
{=HTG=} Posted - 04/19/2002 : 11:32:55 PM
Excuse the hell out of me. My local mall gives me all the internet capabilities I require to post here. . .but I best be on my way to my rock.


"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
Captain Petersburgh Posted - 04/19/2002 : 9:56:02 PM
i used to live in on 'o those..........wait i still do

i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys....
pcbTIM Posted - 04/19/2002 : 09:34:05 AM
Either that or a dank smelly cave without much air ventilation and very little light.......oh yeah....and no internet capabilities.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Fluffy Posted - 04/19/2002 : 07:56:59 AM
Hey HTG, Do you live under a rock?

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
{=HTG=} Posted - 04/16/2002 : 6:54:23 PM
Haha, i've never seen that before. Cool.


Silky The Pimp Posted - 04/16/2002 : 3:38:56 PM
That picture is great.
-J

victorwootenfan Posted - 04/16/2002 : 1:28:47 PM
Kittens, pussy, hahahahahahah!!!

My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/16/2002 : 08:40:43 AM
MWAHHAAHA Killing kittens is fun.

No one understands me.
Fluffy Posted - 04/16/2002 : 06:54:28 AM
It's back!!!! YEAH!! That thing still cracks me up!!! It also reminds me, TIMe to kill some kittens!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
KevinLesko Posted - 04/16/2002 : 04:47:14 AM
SHIT! Well thats what I get for paying more attention to school than the BOARD. Yeah I barely saw it and was laughing my ass off!

pcbTIM Posted - 04/16/2002 : 04:00:34 AM
You're a little late there Kevin......it's already been posted.....but I still love it! It was my background for an entire month!

http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1315

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
KevinLesko Posted - 04/16/2002 : 03:56:52 AM
That kitty might even be named "Fluffy"


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