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David Kludt Posted - 04/14/2002 : 7:23:55 PM
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victorwootenfan Posted - 04/26/2002 : 12:12:52 PM
here's a prank i'm planning for my senior year right now with friends. it's not really that big of a prank, but it'll be fun and memorable to pull off. Come the night of the last day of school, around midnight, and set up a bunch of tents and have a campout on the lawn of the school. it'd be soo fun, bring a grill too, and grill some burgers, yes!

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi
Jorgy Posted - 04/26/2002 : 01:48:38 AM
steal all the computer mouse balls. hide them. and ransom them for a teacher's pet.

dirtysloth Posted - 04/25/2002 : 10:24:09 PM
Damn, what a hilarious(and twisted) picture!!!

Peace,
Patrick

http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 04/25/2002 : 10:21:36 PM
Oh, maybe Xar666 still has this, with his borrowed legs.



-What-
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 04/25/2002 : 10:21:17 PM
Seriously Isaac, that's some good stuff.

But where would someone get enough vaseline to coat 20 balls, tho?


-What-
pcbTIM Posted - 04/25/2002 : 9:25:39 PM
Now THAT is a good prank!

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Isaac Posted - 04/25/2002 : 4:11:25 PM
I may have mentioend this before in the past and its similar to Silky's first idea but ah well its still classic.

Ya go to your local thrift store and ya pick up as many cheap bowling balls as ya can, they'll probably run ya about a buck a peice. Then you coat them all in vasoline and dump them on the lawn.

They won't be able to pick them up because their slippery, and that shit isn't water soluable so its not like they can spray them off or wait for it to rain, and even if they manage to get them all picked up WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH 20 BOWLING BALLS! HAHAHA

Simple, cleaver, not too expensive or destructive... the perfect prank.



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Isaac
victorwootenfan Posted - 04/25/2002 : 12:20:10 PM
actually they did it at the end of one class(band) and then left to go to class on the other end of the bulding, so it only hit that one end.

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 04/25/2002 : 12:18:47 PM
But didn't they have to smell the rank piss too? I wouldn't consider it a good prank if I had to suffer along with the other people.


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victorwootenfan Posted - 04/25/2002 : 12:16:59 PM
oh yeah, back in the day, a few of my friends pissed in a bottle and threw it in the air conditioning unit. Talk about some BAD smells...that was a good prank.

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 04/25/2002 : 01:57:05 AM
Nah, it's all pink in the dark.

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Fluffy Posted - 04/21/2002 : 04:09:18 AM
I agree on a certain level, about the ugly, but the fat you can still feel even in the dark.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
dan p. Posted - 04/20/2002 : 4:46:17 PM
attractiveness is a only light switch away.

push becomes shove. days become months. i seem to have forgotten the warmth of the sun.
Fleabass76 Posted - 04/20/2002 : 3:36:10 PM
Let chickens loose in the Heating/Cooling Vents or somewhere in the cieling...

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
Fluffy Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:42:16 AM
Ugly guys need love to, they just have to pay for it!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:35:32 AM
Haha!!! Reminds me of Quagmire!

"What?! Fat chicks need love too! They just have to pay for it."

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Fluffy Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:28:10 AM
This coming from the guy who wants to see women topless(only if they are good-looking HEHE)

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:15:51 AM
That's sick! Just plain sick!!! How can you call her a pig?!?!!!

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Fluffy Posted - 04/19/2002 : 04:11:52 AM
That is very un-PC to call the girl a pig, and just plain rude!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
chatterballs Posted - 04/18/2002 : 5:46:05 PM
Some guy at my school got busted at the Vo-Ag Center screwing a pig.

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I once saw a movie where this bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down.
victorwootenfan Posted - 04/16/2002 : 3:49:42 PM
pig number 1,2,4 always cracks me up, first time i heard about it i couldn't stop laughing for hours...god what a great prank...

Jay Posted - 04/16/2002 : 3:07:53 PM
Fill a balloon full of Peptl Bismal,and throw it at the officail of your choce!!!!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/16/2002 : 02:05:08 AM
Marshmallows. Cream Cheese. Peanuts. Salt. PopTarts. Rancid Milk. Ramen Noodles. Tuna. Rice. Coffee. Spare tires. Burning books. Chairs. Desks. Policemen. Statues. Awards. Condoms. Computers. Thesauruses. Alumni. Kindergarteners. Presidents. Cottage Cheese. Sonic. Compact Discs. Beds. Grass. Lawnmowers. Janitors. Bouncers. Phish.

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Those are just some ideas. Of substance, with which you can make a big, hard-to-clean up mess.

chatterballs Posted - 04/16/2002 : 02:00:50 AM
Anything involving a big, hard-to-clean-up mess would do just fine. Think lots of some substance.

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I once saw a movie where this bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down.
My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/16/2002 : 01:56:19 AM
Start collecting plastic utensils from everywhere you eat out. Heck, even buy some. Buy all you can.

Then whenever you want to prank, just plant all the forks in the ground, nice and steadily, so they're really hard to get out. And put like 10000 forks out there, in as tight a space as possible.

Ha. That'd be cool. You could strew ketchup packs over them, to make it harder to clean up. And maybe some oil, so they'd be impossible to grasp to pull out. Yeah, it might work.


chatterballs Posted - 04/16/2002 : 01:50:38 AM
I'm still gonna do the "steal all the garden gnomes in the city and put them on the front lawn of the school" prank...so genius.

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I once saw a movie where this bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down.
My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/16/2002 : 01:48:38 AM
I'm not sure I would get all the moral and philosophical implications of pioneers sitting Indian style. But hey, I'm a foolio.

pcbTIM Posted - 04/16/2002 : 12:34:40 AM
I don't think a lot of people will get subtlety of the pioneers sitting indian style. Or is the whole point to simply eat baked beans?

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Jay Posted - 04/15/2002 : 6:31:56 PM
Do my prank in "Jay's April Fools Day Prank" or, cook a HUGE bowl of baked beans, dress up as pioneers, and walk down to a track meeting or football game. Sit Indian style in your pioneer dress, set the backed beans infront of you, and eat them with a ladle, being sure to spill them all over your face...

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Fluffy Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:30:28 PM
I felt like I should return the favor, since you had been posting for me on the nancies board. One good turn deserves another. You post for me I post for you. You scratch my back I scratch your back, one had washes the other, I could go on for every with these old ass cliches, but I think I will drop it now. Glad I could help!!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Silky The Pimp Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:23:44 PM
Haha you are so unlazy.
-J

Fluffy Posted - 04/15/2002 : 3:09:58 PM
Silky wrote:
quote:
Eh... I was too lazy to find the other topic and/or type the whole numbering thing out again.

HEHE, GEEZ, you are sounding as lazy as Jamie M in the 3rd Eye post:
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1284
JamieM wrote:
quote:
I think it'd be pretty sweet to have one on the end of one of my fingers or somewhere on my hand. Of course one that could totally seal up so it wouldn't be getting poked all the time. That way you don't have to lift your head when you're lying down to see something, or turn your head when something's behind you.

Anyway, I went ahead and did it for you. DK, you may want to check out this link, alot of us have already talked aboot this in another post. http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1540
If you just want to see Silky's suggestion and my subsequent explanation for the folks on the short bus, here it is:
Silky suggested:
quote:
At my high school, someone once set a greased pig loose in the halls. I always thought through my high school years that the funniest thing to do would be to get three pigs... grease them up... and paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 on them and set them loose.

Fluffy explained to pdbdmb:
quote:
You will have to excuse him Silky, Short Bus! 1,2,& 4! Now lets say you didn't know about the pigs being released, then you are trying to round them up, You find 1, 2, 4. What you probably spend the rest of the day doing?(It better not be anything perverted with those greased pigs)


MyBadSide wrote in another post:
quote:
Nay. It's the whole quoting thing. You can't do more than one quote per post.

So there, beyoch.


As you can see, you may quote as many times as you like in one post, just so ya know, BEYOCH!!! HEHE





Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
victorwootenfan Posted - 04/15/2002 : 12:17:56 PM
take the bus keys and drive them in front of the school and block the doors with them. Most drivers leave their keys in the bus. Roadkill strategically placed in the school works nicely too!

Silky The Pimp Posted - 04/15/2002 : 09:41:30 AM
Haha... larger and faster.
-J

pcbTIM Posted - 04/15/2002 : 04:10:11 AM
quote:

Grease up an animal and set it loose in the halls.



How 'bout a gerbil?

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Silky The Pimp Posted - 04/15/2002 : 01:28:25 AM
Eh... I was too lazy to find the other topic and/or type the whole numbering thing out again.
-J

My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/14/2002 : 11:57:38 PM
Silky, how original of you.

Silky The Pimp Posted - 04/14/2002 : 11:48:22 PM
Grease up an animal and set it loose in the halls.
-J

Saint Jude Posted - 04/14/2002 : 11:27:48 PM
jello in the swiming pool is always good.... but u would need alot of jello mix


- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
GuitarGuy305 Posted - 04/14/2002 : 9:32:53 PM
At my school, my senior year, we all spent the second half of the year collecting ketchup packets from anywehre we could. We'd grab huge handfuls at Mcdonalds, KFC, anywhere we could. We had this huge intersection at our school, that we called the '4 Corners' where it was pretty much impossible to walk through there without getting nearly crushed because just about EVERYONE at the school had to walk through there. A group of about 20 of us all took those same ketchup packets and dropped them in the intersection during the passing time before lunch....it was pretty sweet...yet destructive. It was a thing of beauty how it went down though, perfectly executed. You could have sworn we were all in contact with radios or somethign how smoothly it went down...and none of us got ketchup on our shoes!!!!



Adam

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chatterballs Posted - 04/14/2002 : 9:14:11 PM
anything Devil related. wear red suits and bring pitchforks to school...unless you have a dress code.

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I once saw a movie where this bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down.
My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/14/2002 : 9:09:19 PM
You could always paint "999" on your forehead and say you were "enemies of the 'Dislexic Dog.'"


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