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| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 7:39:56 PM
hey do any of u guys ever wonder why it's called a 'pair' of pants? i thought pair ment two as in two pants.
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| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:14:08 PM
i used to shat ion my pant when i was little.
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 09:02:33 AM
Main Entry: [3]pant
Function: noun
Etymology: short for pantaloons
Date: 1840
1 : an outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle — usually used in plural
2 : plural chiefly British : men's underpants
3 : plural : PANTIE
- with one's pants down : in an embarrassing position (as of being unprepared to act)
Main Entry: [4]pant
Function: adjective
Date: 1899
: of or relating to pants
believe it or not, when you search for PANTS all that comes up is:
capri pants(noun plural)
fancy-pants(adjective)
harem pants(noun)
pant[3](noun)
pant[2](noun)
pant[1](verb)
pants suit(noun)
seat-of-the-pants(adjective)
smarty-pants(noun plural but singular in construction)
tap pants(noun plural)
Hope this helps you figure out the PANT/PANTS thing.
Main Entry: [2]shit
Pronunciation: 'shit
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): shit or shat /'shat/; shit·ting
Etymology: alteration of earlier shite, from Middle English shiten, from Old English -scItan; akin to Old High German scIzan to defecate and probably to Old English scEadan to separate —more at SHED
Date: circa 1720
intransitive senses
usually vulgar : DEFECATE
transitive senses
1 : usually vulgar : to defecate in
2 : usually vulgar : to attempt to deceive : BULLSHIT
Main Entry: shat
past and past participle of shit
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 06:03:23 AM
You shant believe that he shat in his pant.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 10:27:53 PM
yes it is indeed shat.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 9:33:59 PM
I'm quite sure it is shat. I think I looked it up once, and there it was.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 7:49:27 PM
quote:
fleabass and i have discussed this many a time, and we try to at all cost refer to them as pant.... it is dificult and sounds odd but it makes us feel like better people because of it. damn english language.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
Yes, it was very akward and it just got too hard to keep correcting ourselves...alas.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 7:33:51 PM
Is the past tense of shit, shat?
I use that word quite often, shat, and people usualy argue with me over the validity of using it. Screw them, my dog shat all over herself ... I'll be back 
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| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 7:00:03 PM
also i've been thinkin'. we call this a message board when actually it's not really a board at all.
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| GuitarGuy305 |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 5:19:08 PM
I think dirtysloth is on to something. I think of a 'pant' as one leg of a pair of pants. But then I don't know what youd call the part in between where your ass sits, and connects the 'pants'.
Adam
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 4:37:27 PM
uhh, maybe, i dont know, but im sure silky would know a chick that could do it if anyone could.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 3:18:30 PM
Could you suck an inny hard enough to make it an outty?
Peace,
Patrick
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 01:01:24 AM
And why do fill in a form as you fill it out?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 9:57:14 PM
how about, why does a house burn up as it burns down?
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 9:41:54 PM
fleabass and i have discussed this many a time, and we try to at all cost refer to them as pant.... it is dificult and sounds odd but it makes us feel like better people because of it. damn english language.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 9:41:53 PM
fleabass and i have discussed this many a time, and we try to at all cost refer to them as pant.... it is dificult and sounds odd but it makes us feel like better people because of it. damn english language.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 8:43:05 PM
I've always wondered if you could use the singular form, pant, in context.
These pants that have been coming out, that you can zip off the lower legs so they become shorts... might you call the removed fabric a pant? If you had two of them they wouldn't exactly be "pants" though I guess. Hmmm.
Peace,
Patrick
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 8:30:06 PM
My guess is it has something to do with the fact that somewhere down the line a retard got hold of the fact that pants have two legs.
-J
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 8:25:45 PM
Indeed, one of life's mysteries.
Why do you drive on a parkway on park on a driveway?
Why do they call it "taking a shit"? You're not really taking it anywhere. If anything, you're leaving it.
Peace,
Patrick
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