| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 7:20:49 PM
as a new member to de board i would just like to say hello to ye all.
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| 81 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Jay |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 7:28:57 PM
abvoot?
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 7:04:22 PM
about the poop deck di any of ye man read my post abvoot the spanish jardines?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 09:54:57 AM
TOUCHE!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 07:01:28 AM
Well it's not like I can help it.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 06:56:10 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWW, I don't even want to think about that one!!
(too late, thanx pcbdmb! Your mind sure works in disgusting ways)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 01:56:22 AM
Perhaps the poop deck.....if you know what I mean.....
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 01:12:59 AM
Cpt P wrote:quote:
aye aye jay. i be the ol' scurvey dong @ this port,eh?
ye can swab the deck...
I can't believe we didn't catch this sooner. Scurvy dong? Are you gonna use that thing to swab the deck?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/28/2002 : 7:52:07 PM
It's like when you sit on something sharp, adn then you try to look for what you sat on, and can't find it...until you realize that it is IN YOUR ASS, MIKE!!!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/28/2002 : 7:31:17 PM
screen door on a battle ship. it's screen door on a submariene.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/25/2002 : 03:01:06 AM
Now make a like a tree and get out of here!
Haha! Real funny. That's as funny as a screen door on a battleship!
You're gonna make me rich? Oh that's rich!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 04/25/2002 : 01:55:49 AM
quote:
Thank you.....now make like my pants and split!
Those are the best....
Make like a tree and leave...
Make like a baby and head out...
There are so many more...
-What- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 06:22:12 AM
YOU FAT BASTARD!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 03:13:27 AM
Thank you.....now make like my pants and split!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 03:42:51 AM
Since I can't actually hear him, it is hard to say, but I will give him a 10 on delivery in type!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 3:02:30 PM
comic boor voice ratin' fluffy? 1-to 10?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 05:04:29 AM
Better, yes thats better, by jove I think he's got it!
Got it!
Gotit
Go Tit
Got Tit?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 02:47:17 AM
"Oh....a sarcasm-reading machine?! Yeah...that a REAL good invention!"
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 02:25:50 AM
Come on, that's the best you can do? You didn't even put it in quotations("..."). I am so let down. I think I hear Mary Worth suggesting suicide, wait, no, I think I just feel like banging my head on the display case, that's all!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 09:27:10 AM
Please do not bang you head on the display case. It contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she advises a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 09:23:51 AM
"Oh really?"(in MY best comic book guy voice)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 09:21:17 AM
I do a mean Comic Book Guy impression!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 06:46:46 AM
7
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 8:12:09 PM
scale of 1 to 10. how good is your nelson fluffy?
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 07:32:43 AM
HA HA!! (in my best NELSON)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:49:22 PM
ha ha!!!!!
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:49:15 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:44:16 PM
Hahahaha!!! That reminded me of that Simpsons episode where Bart looks in the backyard for treasure and explains how "there's treasure everywhere".
"Captain. Instead of burying the treasure, why don't we use the money to but things. You know....things we like."
(captain pulls out gun and shoots crew member)
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:40:40 PM
aye aye jay. i be the ol' scurvey dong @ this port,eh?
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:36:38 PM
we aren't scurvey dogs, cap'n'
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:34:09 PM
ahoy me lads!! very very sorry i was gone so long but i was oot on the high seas. plunderin' w ith me crew. ha ha tis a priates life for us lads. just tink, all of the gold thats us scurvy dogs could desire( and rum for that matter) i'll be stayin' i port for a while so mebey we could catch up on sailor stories an' knock back some rum.
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:45:25 PM
WOW! Without fingers no less.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:20:56 PM
and he is very skilled with his peg arms, just so ye know. Cap'n' can throw a barrel of rum twenty yards, aye he can!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:15:13 PM
Argh! The Cap'n' is never on this boot! On the very rare occasion that the Capt. is usin' that thar Internet, it's fer a minute er two. ill try to git em back over hea soon.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:08:23 PM
Har har!! Perheps he be gotten his arms bitten off by a man-eatin' shark! After all, it be mighty hard to type with peg-arms!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 07:59:14 AM
Argh!! Shiver me timbers!! What happened to Captain Petersburgh? Did some scurvey dog make him walk the plank?!!
ps: I just love rereading my pyrate diatribe! HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 7:04:36 PM
damn. i can't wait till i'm senior.
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 4:23:44 PM
Aye, two glass eyes.
These magazines prevent my men from resorting to homosexuality.....for about 20 minutes!!! Har Har Har
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 2:51:21 PM
Hehe... maybe get another and paint 3 on it and release it like 3 weeks later... the mystery of how it survived for weeks unnoticed would surely bend a few minds.
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 03:48:34 AM
Ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!! I get it!!!!! That's really good!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 03:41:00 AM
You will have to excuse him Silky, Short Bus! 1,2,& 4! Now lets say you didn't know about the pigs being released, then you are trying to round them up, You find 1, 2, 4. What you probably spend the rest of the day doing?(It better not be anything perverted with those greased pigs)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 03:15:53 AM
I don't get it.....1, 2, and 4?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 02:58:34 AM
At my high school, someone once set a greased pig loose in the halls. I always thought through my high school years that the funniest thing to do would be to get three pigs... grease them up... and paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 on them and set them loose.
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 02:32:47 AM
What sucks nowadays is that no one can really do these pranks anymore since most schools have like guards or security systems to prevent robbery or even worse.....senior pranks!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 02:06:15 AM
chatterballs said:quote:
stealing all the garden gnomes in the city and putting them on the front lawn of the high school...it would have to be a one night boost...if we played shadow games, by the second night the heat would be on to us. We'll do it, I'll let you know how it turns out.
GET PICTURES!!!! POST HERE!!!
For our senior prank, me and 5 of my friends(all in a group called The Bug Club, we all drove VW beetles)stole an abandoned VW beetle towed it to the school, hoisted it 3 stories up and over the gymnasium, carried it across the roof and droppped it into an inner courtyard. They had to have someone come in and have it cut into pieces to get it out. They never could figure out how we got it in there. It was quite a story, all in all. Everyone knew the Bug Club was responsible, but there was no way to prove it. Scott Free!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 01:44:11 AM
The 2001 Senior Prank here at my high school was taking the school's golf cart (which the driver drives around the parking lot checking for any thing wrong) and putting it on top of the roof of the school with a banner that said, "Seniors rule! 2001!!!!" It was cool as hell.
And time for the Pirate joke=
Why did the pirate get arrested?
Aaaarrghson.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/10/2002 : 01:10:47 AM
My school had some pretty nice ones.......bringing a cow upstairs.....reassembling a Volkswagon bug in the pricipal's office......taking out a bunch of desks from the classrooms and formimg a pyramid in the quad......that's all I can think of right now...
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| chatterballs |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 11:15:44 PM
this is my senior year, so as a senior prank my friend had the idea of stealing all the garden gnomes in the city and putting them on the front lawn of the high school...it would have to be a one night boost...if we played shadow games, by the second night the heat would be on to us. We'll do it, I'll let you know how it turns out.
I once saw this movie where this SPEEDing bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED went below 50, it would blow up...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 8:36:56 PM
Whoa, this is really late, but
Welcome aboard Captain Petersburgh.
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 8:32:30 PM
Holy hell I swear I am now dumber for having read this whole thing.
-J
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| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 5:23:37 PM
YES YES!!!!!!!! FREEDOM TO MY PEOPLE!!!! HA HA HA I LOVE IT!!!!
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 5:17:35 PM
(closely related to lawngnomes)
I once was part of a organization steathfully called The L.J.L.O.
shhhhhhhhh!
The Lawn Jockey Liberation Organization
In high school we went out liberating these figures from peoples front yards. We must have freed hundreds of the little guys. WhooHoo!! No more enslavement on the lawns of suburbanites. Hold up your own damn lanterns. Ah, Sweet Freedom!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 5:12:14 PM
why yes me lad. pull up a barrel an' a keg 'o rum an' i'll tel ye the tale.
as ye already have discovered Admiral Fluffy, i have this strange addiction to lawngnomes. well well tis not like ol' Petersburgh collectes these nifty little things but i have grown a fancy for them.
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 5:07:22 PM
Care to share?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 5:04:41 PM
actually there sort of is. see a while back i started this pirate voice thing but i never had a pirate name. (imagine the distress) so i came up w/ Captain Petersburgh. Captain of the good ship Gnomer. (which by the way also has a story)
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 4:58:50 PM
Is there a unique story behind Capt Petersburgh? As there was behind Superglue.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Captain Petersburgh |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 4:51:16 PM
ok ye all fished me out. any way it's great to be back. yes in my stupidity i forgot my password. (i'll try a little harder next TIMe not to forget)
ye can swab the deck...but please don't write onit. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 4:06:13 PM
But he came back "disguised" as a pirate. Why? It's a message board, no one can see him.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 4:00:34 PM
Ah superglue... that password forgetting bastid.
-J
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| Jay |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 3:47:21 PM
guys, this captian is our dearly departed now is back again Superglue528, i had to spoil the fun....sorry Mike. he forgot his password and jsut decided, what the fuck? and made a new one....
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| chatterballs |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 3:44:05 PM
Well damn. I thought it was funny.
I once saw this movie where this SPEEDing bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED went below 50, it would blow up...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down. |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 3:43:24 PM
Hehe should have quit while you were ahead...
-J
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| chatterballs |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 3:37:14 PM
My favorite variation on that joke is this:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated PG-13, matey.
I once saw this movie where this SPEEDing bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED went below 50, it would blow up...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down. |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 3:32:27 PM
quote:
I think the whole pirate thing has run its course...I dunno.
Hey, did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated ARRGGGHH!
I once saw this movie where this SPEEDing bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED went below 50, it would blow up...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down.
That was funny as hell.
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| chatterballs |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 3:08:00 PM
I think the whole pirate thing has run its course...I dunno.
Hey, did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated ARRGGGHH!
I once saw this movie where this SPEEDing bus had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if its SPEED went below 50, it would blow up...I think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down. |
| Jason |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 2:13:15 PM
Ahoy hoy there matey....(in my best Mr. Burns voice)
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 2:00:46 PM
Haha... I think fluff needs to listen to "son of a son of a sailor."
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 06:41:00 AM
Yea need ta excuse Mr. Fluffy, kind sir........he be getting cabin's fever. Poor ole soul......
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 05:20:09 AM
Butt-Pirates!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/09/2002 : 05:01:41 AM
Argh!! Shiver me timbers!! A new member to go on account!! Be ye friend or foe? Aye, a pyrate! Ahoy matey, Welcome aBOARD you scurvy dog!! It's a pyrates life for me, the life of a privateer. All me life when I was a wee lad I dreamt o’ bein a buccaneer, sailin the high seas, and sendin me enemies straight away ta Davy Jones’ locker. I learned to hate the landlubbers and they had no use fer one the likes 'o me. Captain’s blood be coursing through me Corsair’s veins, aye it does. Avast ye mateys get yer sea legs and hoist the mainsail, man the mizzenmast, swab the deck, grab the spyglass and get up that crows nest, prepare to get underway and then come about ye ole ruffians. There'll be no swinging the lead. We will be sailing thru parts unchartered, some more bizarre than others, it may be a skeleton crew, but thar a fine bunch of scallywags and thar me hearties. I’ve been on the high seas with these thar sorry sea dogs fer far too long. No doubloons or pieces of eight here, we have already spied the booty, TR, the scourge of the seven seas. Aye, so grab yer peg-leg, put on your eye-patch and strap on a scabard and cutlass and have a black jack of Nelson's Folly or a spot 'o grog, we are goin' a pillaging. We got thee Letter of Marque. Heave to and run a shot across her bow and then bring 'er alongside 'cause we're sailing under the Jolly Roger and tipping the black spot. We will show no quarter when we find those lowly bilge rats. We are gonna keelhaul some of 'em, and thee rest we'll hang 'im from the yardarm. If they don't like that, we will prepare the hempen halter and make 'em dance the hempen jig or walk the plank. I says, “Take a caulk!” and they did sleep with the fishies - fer treasonous acts against thar captain. Aye, me word is law aboard this ere Man'o'War. Until then ye sorry barnacle faced land legged landlubbers, may ye dance with Jack Ketch a’fore gettin in me way, aye ye best believe it. I'm the Admiral of the Black and I'll be seein' ya on the Spanish Main or the Barbary Coast.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| dick mountjoy |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 11:18:19 PM
Welcome aboard mate!
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| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 9:18:34 PM
ahoy mate, welcome to the board, i'm pretty new here myself, still swabbing below deck as a cabin mate meself...
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 8:53:52 PM
Gimme a virgin rum & coke please.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| LizT |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 8:51:49 PM
I'll just take the bottle of rum! Welcome Captain!
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 8:45:51 PM
Hehehe... nice one!
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 8:42:09 PM
Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!........hmmmmmmm....sounds like something Silky would sing if he lived in the Caribbean.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Jay |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 8:37:37 PM
Capt....is by ANY chance your name MIKE?????
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 8:34:14 PM
Haha... I love pirates... epecially the Pirates of the Carribean.
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 7:45:18 PM
My parrot is stone dead! The only reason it is sitting on my shoulder is because it has been nailed there!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 7:42:09 PM
Aye. You're not alone Captain. It's hard to type with my hook and having one eye doesn't make reading all these messages any easier. That and my parrot keeps shitting on my shoulder. Welcome!
Peace,
Patrick
http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 7:35:58 PM
Ahoy matey! You are speaking to the first mate of this fine vessel! The real captain, Fluffy, has been expecting you! I'm sure he'll give you the standard welcome.
C'mon Silky! It's just a spot of fun!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 7:34:28 PM
Welcome foolio... are you going to talk like a pirate the whole time though?
-J
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