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Fluffy Posted - 03/06/2002 : 06:30:52 AM
........PERFECT!!!

I swear it did.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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Fluffy Posted - 07/30/2002 : 01:46:13 AM
WOOPS!!

That should have been:

As David Banner used to say, "You wouldn't like me when I'm naked!"

Or was that "Angry"?

The difference between naked and angry? You figure it out:

Main Entry: na·ked
Pronunciation: 'nA-k&d, esp Southern 'ne-k&d
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English nacod; akin to Old High German nackot naked, Latin nudus, Greek gymnos
Date: before 12th century
1 : not covered by clothing : NUDE
2 : devoid of customary or natural covering : BARE: as a : not enclosed in a sheath or scabbard b : not provided with a shade c : of a plant or one of its parts : lacking pubescence or enveloping or subtending parts d : lacking foliage or vegetation e : of an animal or one of its parts : lacking an external covering (as of hair, feathers, or shell)
3 a : scantily supplied or furnished b : lacking embellishment : UNADORNED
4 : UNARMED, DEFENSELESS
5 : lacking confirmation or support
6 : devoid of concealment or disguise
7 : unaided by any optical device or instrument
8 : not backed by the writer's ownership of the commodity contract or security
synonym see BARE
- na·ked·ly adverb
- na·ked·ness noun


Main Entry: an·gry
Pronunciation: 'a[ng]-grE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): an·gri·er; -est
Date: 14th century
1 : feeling or showing anger : WRATHFUL
2 a : indicative of or proceeding from anger b : seeming to show anger or to threaten in an angry manner
3 : painfully inflamed
- an·gri·ly /-gr&-lE/ adverb
- an·gri·ness /-grE-n&s/ noun


The difference seems pretty obvious to me.


Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 07/29/2002 : 8:14:17 PM
Naked......angry.........what's the difference?!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 07/29/2002 : 5:15:44 PM
Maybe I should go topless the next time I see you at a show pcbdmb.

As David Banner used to say, "You would like me when I'm naked!"

Or was that "Angry"?

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 07/28/2002 : 11:46:46 PM
Too bad we'll never be able to see it.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
NeverKillADream Posted - 07/28/2002 : 11:43:57 PM
(Didn't think Alien was very creative in the first place) But, what fluffy would put in a movie, this is a movie, i wanna see.

Using the Force Daily
NeverKillADream@aol.com
pcbTIM Posted - 07/28/2002 : 8:27:12 PM
Also........this might the funniest thread yet....

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
pcbTIM Posted - 06/29/2002 : 6:04:54 PM
And how will I know if it's more creative than ALIEN, since I won't be able to see it?

If you decide to see only ONE movie this summer, see Spiderman! If you decide to see two, see Fluffy's Stomach!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 06/29/2002 : 12:11:09 AM
pcbdmb:
quote:
Fluffy drops his hoe (hehe) and runs in slow motion to his stomach, which is doing the same. And right when they meet,
This description sounds much like you just reversed the action in ALIEN. I will have you know my film is much more creative than that, and NO! my stomach does not do drugs. At least not around me, I have no idea what it does when it is off on it's own. Who knows what it gets up to. SCARY

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 06/28/2002 : 10:58:02 PM
quote:

They say it would be a welcome addition to there current line-up of star-studded anti-drug spots. I am not sure my film would appeal to the same demographic.



What are you saying? That your stomach does drugs? Although, the visual of a stomach smoking is pretty funny.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 06/26/2002 : 04:15:21 AM
Probably not!! Sadly, after my last film(What My Toes Do While I Sleep)got panned so badly, I am having a hard TIMe finding a distributor. There was one whose current release(The Chemical Composition & Make Up of Belly Button Lent)has done so badly in retail outlets they have no money to throw at me, although they are very interested in releasing it. They say it would be a welcome addition to there current line-up of star-studded anti-drug spots. I am not sure my film would appeal to the same demographic. Gotta run, phones ringing. I am sure it's Hollywood again.(Hollywood Pennsylvania that is, HEHE)Plus, my stomach is yelling at me again. I would tell you what it said, but NO ONE CARES.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 06/23/2002 : 4:06:25 PM
All right!!!! And when can we expect this DVD to hit the world market?

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 06/23/2002 : 07:21:50 AM
Definitely a behind the scenes, making of and deleted scenes and outtakes. Only no interviews with my stomach, since no one seems to care what it has to say, but my stomach will narrate the bonus material.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 06/21/2002 : 10:05:28 PM
And will it have behind the scenes? And deleted scenes?! And outtakes where you trip in slow motion like in Monsters Inc.? And interviews with your stomach?

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 06/17/2002 : 9:14:51 PM
pcbdmb said:
quote:
Fluffy drops his hoe


I would never drop my hoe.

then pcbdmb said:
quote:
it is at that moment that I realize that my bladder can't hold the "tub" of Coca-Cola I just drank.


DAMN, you missed the end of the flick. Don't worry, the DVD will have both endings. The one you missed and the 29 min alternate ending deemed to risque by the MPA.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 05/31/2002 : 9:32:56 PM
Was there any sad, slow music playing the backround?

I can see it now.....Fluffy is working hard in the wheat field....when he looks up and sees his stomach coming out of the woods and into the basking sunlight. Fluffy drops his hoe (hehe) and runs in slow motion to his stomach, which is doing the same. And right when they meet, the music comes to a climax (hehe)....and all the women in the audience start crying.....it is at that moment that I realize that my bladder can't hold the "tub" of Coca-Cola I just drank.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 05/23/2002 : 06:01:17 AM
It came back to me, and I fed it.........



Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 05/22/2002 : 03:51:32 AM
Now the all-important question..........did you welcome him back with open arms?

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fluffy Posted - 05/21/2002 : 07:58:58 AM
pcbdmb said:
quote:
If he had a prodigal stomach.....then it would run away, spend all his money, and then return feeling very sorry.

MY STOMACH DID THAT TOO!!! Damn my stomach is PROLIFIC!!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
genome Posted - 05/05/2002 : 12:27:01 PM
I have absolutely nothing better to do right now. Just read this stuff. It's pretty interesting, really.

And Teri, I'll keep in mind that you're Gestap...I mean Grammar Police..

tericee Posted - 05/05/2002 : 02:46:19 AM
quote:

believe the word i was lookin for was
get a grip... yall have nothing better to do?




It is a known fact that I am a member of the grammar police on this message board. Live with it.

Besides, look at all the humorous posts that followed just because I "have nothing better to do." (I do have something better to do, which is write a paper on business ethics. Since I am a great procrastinator, it is much more fun to check spelling, definitions, and grammar here than to click on my MS Word window and work on my paper.)

teri

Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/05/2002 : 01:51:07 AM
quote:

If he had a prodigal stomach.....then it would run away, spend all his money, and then return feeling very sorry.


And the suckers would have taken him in gladly and fed him the fat cow and all that.

-what-
pcbTIM Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:31:09 PM
Hahahaha!!! Apparently not!

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
NeverKillADream Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:28:09 PM
believe the word i was lookin for was
get a grip... yall have nothing better to do?


pcbTIM Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:24:55 PM
If he had a prodigal stomach.....then it would run away, spend all his money, and then return feeling very sorry.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
tericee Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:21:37 PM
quote:

Fluffy, since you have the prodigal
stomache, can you ask it tommorrow's lotto numbers?




I believe the word you're looking for there is prophetic, rather than prodigal.

prodigal

SYLLABICATION: prod·i·gal
PRONUNCIATION: prd-gl
ADJECTIVE: 1. Rashly or wastefully extravagant: prodigal expenditures on unneeded weaponry; a prodigal life. 2. Giving or given in abundance; lavish or profuse: prodigal praise. See synonyms at profuse.
NOUN: One who is given to wasteful luxury or extravagance.
ETYMOLOGY: Probably back-formation from prodigality.
OTHER FORMS: prodi·gal·ly —ADVERB

While Fluffy's "stummy" may be prodigal, that attribute would not give it any special ability to predict lotto numbers.

teri

Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
NeverKillADream Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:14:40 PM
Fluffy, since you have the prodigal
stomache, can you ask it tommorrow's lotto numbers?


pcbTIM Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:05:56 PM
No end to this whoring.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/04/2002 : 3:12:39 PM
Nothing bitter about this end.

-what-
Fluffy Posted - 05/03/2002 : 6:20:59 PM
Post whores to the bitter end!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 05/03/2002 : 09:02:00 AM
Alright........try to not have too much fun.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:58:04 AM
Going to work now.

-what-
pcbTIM Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:50:42 AM
OK. Fine.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:49:54 AM
Good then.

-what-
pcbTIM Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:15:23 AM
Yes it is.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:08:50 AM
We're not. The order is as it should be.

-what-
Fluffy Posted - 05/03/2002 : 12:43:39 AM
OK EnthuTIMsiast and pcbdmb need to stop racing for post counts!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 04/27/2002 : 8:35:12 PM
ummm...2739?

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Jay Posted - 04/27/2002 : 12:36:19 PM
i dunno......but i kinda like it!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 04/27/2002 : 09:32:27 AM
...2533...

What's going on?

-What-
Jay Posted - 04/26/2002 : 11:50:44 PM
...629...

That is Jay's number.

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:33:39 PM
...666...
Jay Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:06:54 PM
Yes! It was so friggin funny!!!!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
My_Bad_Side Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:05:34 PM
Like Major Paine.

Jay Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:27:10 PM
Once, while in teh hippie-mecca named Conventry, Ohio, we put some laxative in my friend's coffee. IT was the funniest damn thing ever, he was chargin to the bathroom ever' five minutes!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
pcbTIM Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:17:55 PM
So there's this guy in our dorm who has been mooching off of everyone for the last few months. Cash, Lion dollars (our school's meal plan), blank CDs.....and it's starting to become blatantly obvious that he does not intend to pay anyone back. So we decided to get him drunk and when he went to the bathroom, we placed a few drops in his beverage. The best part is that he was so wasted, he believed that it was something he ate!

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
Fluffy Posted - 04/14/2002 : 08:15:02 AM
TRY IT! You'll LIKE IT!!!

Once in sixth grade we had someone who was raiding the closet and going thru everyones lunch bags and taking the good stuff. After it went on for about a week, me and a couple of my friends got together and coated a candy bar with chocolate EX-LAX. The next day we knew exactly who was stealing from our lunch bags!! HEHE TRUE STORY!!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 04/08/2002 : 12:22:51 AM
Outflux?! Sounds more like a laxative.

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy Posted - 04/07/2002 : 11:46:02 PM
The word I coined that you will not find in the dictionary is "outflux". It is being used by many people I know. I was always stunned that there was not an opposite for influx, so I coined "outflux". Below is the definition for influx. Shouldn't there be an outflux? You can't have an influx without an eventual outflux. Everyone always wants to use outflow, but if this is the case, it would be after the inflow? You can't have an outflow after an influx. You have an inflow and then an outflow, so if you have an influx you must have an outflux. Inflow gets and opposite, why not influx. Makes perfect sense to me! OUTFLUX Use it well.

Main Entry: in·flux
Pronunciation: 'in-"fl&ks
Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin influxus, from Latin influere
Date: 1626
: a coming in



Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
joemoe Posted - 03/31/2002 : 01:46:58 AM
Missed another one. . . . . sigh*

{=HTG=} Posted - 03/30/2002 : 8:02:27 PM
Hhhmmm, let me give it a shot. . . . .BAM!

ON FIRE!

"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay."
-Dave Matthews-
Fluffy Posted - 03/30/2002 : 05:36:29 AM
......it would like a "Flaming joeMoe"!!! I swear it did!! j/k

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Fluffy Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:22:54 AM
Thank you, and I will use it wisely and with the respect due a word you coined!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
tericee Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:16:24 AM
Okay, you can have it.

teri

Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
Fluffy Posted - 03/10/2002 : 11:40:18 PM
I must have soaked it up thru osmosis!! Funny, I don't remember you saying it, but I wouldn't bet on that. I could have indeed picked that up from you. But I bet of the 2 of us, I am the only one still using it.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
tericee Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:32:11 PM
quote:

MINE? (gulp)



We can ask Mom, but I'm pretty sure... it's MINE!

teri

Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
Fluffy Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:25:07 PM
MINE? (gulp)

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
tericee Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:13:16 PM
quote:

It's my "cutesy" word for stomach. It's a cross between stomach and tummy. STUMMY



Who's word is it?

teri

Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
Fluffy Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:00:37 PM
He who smelt it dealt it!!

(Ancient chinese proverb, I think)



Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Saint Jude Posted - 03/06/2002 : 10:44:24 PM
yeah sure u did, u riped a big one and u know it.

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
{=HTG=} Posted - 03/06/2002 : 9:27:18 PM
One day in class, I was sitting next to this pretty girl and my stomach makes this really odd sound. It was like I was pressing my butt to the seat and let one rip. It was embaracing, I just sat there, stunned. Thankfully, the lunch bell rang about 20 seconds after, and I didn't have to do any explaining, sigh*

"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay.
-Dave Matthews-
Silky The Pimp Posted - 03/06/2002 : 3:15:26 PM
Mine has been giving me a big FAH-Q today.
-J

Black Lotus Posted - 03/06/2002 : 12:59:58 PM
Mine straight up said, "Feed me bitch!"

-----------
Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain?
Fluffy Posted - 03/06/2002 : 10:29:33 AM
It's my "cutesy" word for stomach. It's a cross between stomach and tummy. STUMMY

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
LizT Posted - 03/06/2002 : 09:36:48 AM
What's a stummy? hee hee I believe you..

Fluffy Posted - 03/06/2002 : 09:25:34 AM
Noooo!! I swear to God! My stomach made one of those gurgly noises, and for a quick second(I had just clicked something on the computer)I thought the computer said PERFECT. Then I realized it was a stummy noise. It went "Purrrfect"!! I swear it did. It was truly bizarre. I typed and added this topic immediately after it happened. So when I posted it was probably about 15 seconds after it had happened. As if you all care about the time frame all this happened in. I will shut up now, and hopefully so will my stummy!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
LizT Posted - 03/06/2002 : 09:22:56 AM
My stomach is telling me to go eat before I totally waste away...
Somedays I don't think that's a bad idea. Life really sucks sometimes.

LizT Posted - 03/06/2002 : 08:04:25 AM
Was that right after thinking about cheese and mac or eating it?

Erich with an h Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:12:08 AM
what about your ass? does he have something to say about fluffys stomach?

Erich w/ an h
Erichwanh@yahoo.com
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pcbTIM Posted - 03/06/2002 : 06:34:28 AM
My ass!

"I do what I can with what I've got."

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