| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Erich with an h |
Posted - 02/17/2002 : 11:00:13 PM
burn. |
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 03/16/2002 : 01:52:35 AM
Hahaha!!!! I know a very similar joke.
Two brothers, a 5-year old and a 6-year old, wake up one moring and the 6-year old says that it's high time they start swearing. He says "Today...my word will be 'shit'.....and your word will be 'ass'. The 5-year old agrees, and they go downstairs to have breakfast and sit at the table. Their mother comes in and asks them what they want for breakfast. The 6-year old thinkd for a minute and says,"aww..what the shit, give me Cherrios!" The mom slaps the kid upside the head, knocking him to the floor. She then turns to the 5-year old and yells "And what do YOU want for breakfast?!??!?!" The 5-year old replies,"you bet your ass it's not gonna be Cherrios!"
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| LizT |
Posted - 03/15/2002 : 10:33:27 AM
Bad Language
The triplet boys were starting to pick up some bad language and their mother had tried everything she could think of to get them to stop it. Pleading, ignoring, yelling, time out...nothing worked. She told her husband about it and he said when talking fails try good old fashioned discipline.
The next morning the terrible threesome came downstairs for breakfast. The father asked the first one "What do you want for breakfast?" The first one thought for a few seconds and said "I'll have some Goddamned eggs!"
WHAM! the father slapped the boy in the mouth and knocked him backwards away from the table.
The dad now turned to number two son and repeated the question. "What do YOU want for breakfast?" The second one looked at his crying brother on the floor and said " I'll have some Fuckin' eggs."
WHAM! The second brother was now in the same situation as the first, mouth smacked and sitting on his butt on the floor crying.
The father now turned to face son number three. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST!" He yelled at the kid. Number three looked at his brothers on the floor, covering their mouths and crying and he looked at his father and said "One thing's for sure, I don't want no Goddamned fuckin' eggs!"
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 03/03/2002 : 5:26:01 PM
Phuket Phluphee! DOAH!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 03/03/2002 : 4:24:49 PM
D-OH!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 03/03/2002 : 07:09:41 AM
by the way, thats a Fluffy fart. Oh damn, maybe I should have put that in the farting on candles thread.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 03/03/2002 : 07:08:32 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLUFFFFFFFFFFY
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 02:14:48 AM
ooooohhhhhhhhh....rasberries!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| tericee |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 01:27:03 AM
Pshaw!
teri 
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 1:26:16 PM
fiddlesticks!
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| LizT |
Posted - 02/18/2002 : 10:03:56 AM
Too rash, nay........The correct spelling is oh fuck it! LOL!
I like your spelling better!!
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| Erich with an h |
Posted - 02/18/2002 : 09:47:21 AM
nah, i posted a thread and realized it was too rash. i decided it wasnt a good idea :) burn was the first word that popped into my head.
and i heard about that phuket thing too...
Erich w/ an h
Erichwanh@yahoo.com
The Tim Reynolds Tour and Recording Database |
| LizT |
Posted - 02/18/2002 : 09:02:35 AM
Erich, were you just kidding? Or is something bothering you?
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 02/18/2002 : 12:47:51 AM
There is (maybe used to be now) a thai restaurant in Atlanta with exactly that name... Phuket. And yes, I am being 100% serious.
-J
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| Jay |
Posted - 02/18/2002 : 12:00:43 AM
Goddammit i can never do anyhting right!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Jay |
Posted - 02/18/2002 : 12:00:18 AM
quote:
SLED IN MY ROT! that is spelled using TIm Reynolds
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Jay |
Posted - 02/17/2002 : 11:54:31 PM
SLED IN MY ROT! that is spelled using TIm Reynolds, Excluding the "N"
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
