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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 02/03/2002 : 10:43:06 PM
I painted mine black today in honor of my fallen friend, and i realized this shit is harder then i though. my right nails look like i just shoved them up my ass and called it nail pollish.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| Superglue528 |
Posted - 02/18/2002 : 2:08:31 PM
if you really want them done but don't have the 15 bucks just have a friend do them. just make sure your friend knows how to paint their own nails. otherwise it will turn into somthing thats just too spooky to tell aboot
God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think. |
| tericee |
Posted - 02/14/2002 : 9:13:12 PM
I can't paint my nails either so I pay somebody to do mine. I guess I was too geeky growing up to practice "girl" things. That said, a manicure only costs $15 or so if you don't go to a yuppy spa for it.
teri 
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 02/14/2002 : 8:55:16 PM
Wow, I leave the board for a little while and come back to this stuff! Not like I'm surprised or anything, ... but really, I've missed the humor... hmmmm... I'm not a religious man in the least, but I might consider getting down on my knees and praying for anyone who has to wake up to that. 
Peace,
Patrick
http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 02/10/2002 : 9:36:04 PM
to someone else.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 02/10/2002 : 9:33:58 PM
I believe I might be willing to actually pay money to see it happen.
-J
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| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 02/08/2002 : 7:36:27 PM
I knew what that was, but it's SOOO funny when one actually SAYS it.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 02/08/2002 : 6:02:30 PM
quote:
What the hell's a buffalo kiss?
A buffalo kiss is when you go up to a sleeping person... drop your pants... stick their nose in between your ass crack and fart.
-J
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 02/08/2002 : 4:28:39 PM
Ill get a glade plug in........ there we go... now it smelles like vanilla.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/08/2002 : 4:25:24 PM
Somone spray an air freshner in this thread, I just farted.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 02/08/2002 : 4:22:44 PM
quote:
He needs a "buffalo kiss."
What the hell's a buffalo kiss?
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 9:26:36 PM
heh, family guy rules.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 8:33:26 PM
What's wrong with lookin' like a redneck? That reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they explain the politically correct terms for everything, and said that rednecks are now called country singers.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 6:15:24 PM
Teeth are porus. Nails are not. You'd mess your teeth up really quickly that way. And it'd look like you were a redneck, to boot.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 6:09:46 PM
And taste really bad too!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 5:39:46 PM
I'm amazed people have never tried to paint their teeth. Now that would be some freaky shit.
-J
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 3:38:28 PM
ehh, hog wash.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 3:36:51 PM
quote:
Or, don't paint your nails
Sage advice.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 11:42:06 AM
Or, don't paint your nails ;)
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 11:30:22 AM
Just apply some wax to your finger all around the nail.
-J
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 10:52:24 AM
i should just pour some in a small container and dip my fingers in it. odds are it would end up looking better.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| LizT |
Posted - 02/05/2002 : 09:43:54 AM
It just takes practice and a steady hand to polish your nails. A good quality nail polish helps too.
I doubt Carson Daily does his own nails. He probably has it in his contract for someone to do his nails and wipe his ass!
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 6:07:30 PM
Yes it was a mistake. But what I meant to say was that he is The Tool.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 12:58:36 PM
quote:
Ahhh yes....another thread has fallen to the bashing of the Tool. I think his name should be added to the list of the other person of whom we cannot name.
"I do what I can with what I've got."
You desecrate the real Tool when you use a capital "T" in reference to how much of a tool carson dickface is. But, I know it was an honest mistake and it won't happen again .
At least I haven't begun to talk about balls yet .... heh, too late.
Balls!
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 01:42:54 AM
Ahhh yes....another thread has fallen to the bashing of the Tool. I think his name should be added to the list of the other person of whom we cannot name.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 12:36:14 AM
He needs a "buffalo kiss."
-J
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 12:00:09 AM
Carson daily is a tool and he diserves to be tea bagged by George Carlin.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 02/03/2002 : 11:25:36 PM
quote:
I painted mine black today in honor of my fallen friend, and i realized this shit is harder then i though. my right nails look like i just shoved them up my ass and called it nail pollish.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
I've seen them, they ain't purty.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 02/03/2002 : 11:22:07 PM
I used to paint my nails some...it gets easier... Don't give the women credit for more than they deserve; It's not all that hard when you do it all the time. Just ask Carson Daily.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
