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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 01/15/2003 : 4:18:14 PM
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| My small puppy screwd his own MOTHER last night! I think I may have another bunch, guys! DAMMIT! |
"Hey man...you smell..."
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"yeah...like dinner..." |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 4:37:13 PM
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| Incest IS the BEST! Way to keep it in the family! |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 5:21:20 PM
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What a pimp!  |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 8:55:59 PM
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Classic Oedipus complex....... i can relate..... :(
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i mean..... uhh, i have to go build a car. |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 08:27:42 AM
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Jay,The word "spay" comes to mind!
Reminds me of the days I worked in the veterinary hospital. I had a woman who brought in a very obviously pregnant cat and when I asked her when she thought the kittens where due she said "Oh she's not pregnant, she never gets out and the only male cat we have in the house is her brother, and he wouldn't do that!"
or, the guy who called to see how long after his dog's operation he would have to wait before he used him for breeding. When I checked the charts, his dog had been castrated! (When I told him this I had to hold the phone 3 feet from my ear! hehe) |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 09:34:24 AM
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What a pimp!
Note for the record... uhhh... pimps don't generally screw their own mothers. At least not in the non-metaphorical sense, that is. |
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 10:02:43 AM
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| you're right - regular pimps don't screw mom...but you've forgotten about SUPER-pimps. I rest my case. |
"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 4:00:54 PM
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| Jay get a handle on those things! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 8:53:37 PM
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HAve you ever tried to separate two screwing dogs? It's much harder than it seems!
Them rascal dogs ain't worth it. Down here...well, kids, incest is just a part'a'life. You'll get used to it, sleeping with your sisters, or your brothers, hell, your own goddamn parents...but I'll tell ya, two screwing incestful puppies is the most disgusting thing that this coldhearted planet has ever coughed up. It is one of those things that just can't happen in our society. Sure, brotherly love in the form of pleasuring your own kin is fine, but two dogs ain't worth having on this Earth, by Jesus H. Chirst. Nedworth, fetch the antiseptic...we've got a war on our hands... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 9:38:38 PM
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HAHAHAHA.....Jay I can just picture you trying to separate two screwing dogs!!!!!hehehehehe That is sooooooo funny!
Do you know what a "tie" is in reference to dogs screwing? You probably don't want to know this but the males penis swells up inside the female to get what is refered to as a tie. Then they position themselves butt to butt, which is a defense mechanism because otherwise in the wild they would be completely defenseless. Butt to butt they can at least bite anything (or anyone) trying to interfere.
I used to show dogs and bred a number of litters. Bitches usually breed on the 7-12 day of their heat but they obviously don't read the books because I had a bitch that was bred on the 21st day which is when they are supposed to be finished with their cycle. A female will only accept a male when she can be bred so if your incest pups had a tie, good chance she's bred. (The female "flag" the males, put their tails to the side...their way of saying "come and get it boys....or in your bitch's case....son!")
Gestation is 63 days give or take so I guess you will hear the whimpers of tiny pups someTIMe in the middle of March. If I lived near you I would take one of them. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 9:44:18 PM
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| Yeah, I'll sned them all airmail. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2003 : 11:35:46 AM
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Do you know what a "tie" is in reference to dogs screwing? You probably don't want to know this but the males penis swells up inside the female to get what is refered to as a tie. Then they position themselves butt to butt, which is a defense mechanism because otherwise in the wild they would be completely defenseless. Butt to butt they can at least bite anything (or anyone) trying to interfere.
I used to show dogs and bred a number of litters. Bitches usually breed on the 7-12 day of their heat but they obviously don't read the books because I had a bitch that was bred on the 21st day which is when they are supposed to be finished with their cycle. A female will only accept a male when she can be bred so if your incest pups had a tie, good chance she's bred. (The female "flag" the males, put their tails to the side...their way of saying "come and get it boys....or in your bitch's case....son!")
Gestation is 63 days give or take so I guess you will hear the whimpers of tiny pups someTIMe in the middle of March. If I lived near you I would take one of them.
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2003 : 1:12:55 PM
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I take it they had a tie? How many litters did she have before and how large? I had a smooth fox terrier once that had 6 her first litter but only 3 in her second and last litter. Our airedales consistantly had 10 each litter.
Now I have finally wised up and only have one dog, a black lab and he isn't going to sire any litters.....I didn't have his "suitcase" unpacked, I just keep him away from the bitches, hehehe. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2003 : 2:34:02 PM
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| Her first was 5, with one being stillborn. I'm not sure if they had a tie...Ozzy, the guy, isn't that old yet...I think maturity is 8 months, and he's somehting like 6, so let's just hope... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2003 : 09:24:45 AM
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Originally posted by PJK
...I had a bitch...
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Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2003 : 3:21:29 PM
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| HAHAHAHAHA....talk about taking something out of context! heheheheLOL |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2003 : 5:50:46 PM
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A very similar thread from a "galaxy far, far away"!
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2069 |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2003 : 5:51:54 PM
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| Take it away HTG!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2003 : 7:35:43 PM
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Ah yes, thank you Fluffy. Your a good man. Flaming Moe anyone?  |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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oh good god
