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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
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 Posted - 04/08/2009 : 8:55:03 PM
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i've wanted to tell this story all day. quick background info. i live in a dorm, in a single. the guy next to me plays computer games constantly. except, he always fucking yells. he gets really angry and yells in outrage at the machine and the people he's playing. like, he'll be really sarcastic to people who can't hear him. he also slams stuff. it's been getting on my nerves, since a) i lived with a guy who would do this all the time and b) i hate it when people who play video games are terrible at them. additionally, guy's in a frat and thinks he's pretty rad. it was thus i took my revenge.
i was drunk friday night. i came home from the bar. waiting for the elevator was my neighbor, the game yeller, and a girl i didn't recognize. both tipsy at least. so i decided to cockblock him. here's the conversation.
me: "hey, man. you live next door to me, right?"
guy: "yeah. hey."
me: "dude, you're the one who plays those online games right?"
guy: "well, i used to. not so much anymore."
me: "serious? i hear you yelling at that shit all the time! what are you playing? i hear you screaming about spawn points and shit constantly." we enter the elevator.
guy: "i mean i guess i used to play COD."
me: "shit yeah, COD. what the hell are you yelling at then?"
guy: "well, alex plays-"
me: "the guy across the way? man, i haven't seen him in forever."
guy: "yeah."
me: as if seeing the girl for the first time. "oh, hey. are you john's friend?"
girl: "uh. . .yeah."
me: "cool. alright. later."
i hear the girl leave his room like 10 minutes later. |
death to false metal. |
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SEJK
Is Anybody Here?
USA
8 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2009 : 9:42:40 PM
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| lol -- well played! |
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br1
Is Anybody Here?
USA
47 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2009 : 01:34:41 AM
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| HAhaha. Nice. Good stuff. |
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Andre_Brazil
Try A Little Harder
Brazil
87 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2009 : 10:36:50 AM
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HAHAUEHAUHUAEHu good one  |
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Kevin
Chatterbox
USA
196 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2009 : 01:35:17 AM
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| dick lol |
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Hopeful Rolling Waves
Alien Abductee
South Sandwich Islands
2154 Posts |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2009 : 7:16:07 PM
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| Dan P. you cock. |
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Ranting Thespian
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1283 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2009 : 04:47:47 AM
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| . . . I have read this many times. I don't get it. And wtf is a cockblock? |
Not communicating can hurt more than any word that can be said -
Nick
-the Ranting Thespian |
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Hopeful Rolling Waves
Alien Abductee
South Sandwich Islands
2154 Posts |
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gnome44
Yak Addict
749 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2009 : 11:12:00 AM
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The point was that Dan didn't like his neighbor. He later saw that his neighbor had the opportunity to get laid (which likely doesn't happen too often). Dan took it upon himself to show this lovely lady that maybe this isn't the kind of guy she really wants to put out for... Hence he blocked the dude's cock from getting any action...a cockblock.
He gets extra points on this one for style.
What I want to know is wtf is "COD"? |
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GuitarGuy305
Alien Abductee
USA
2007 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2009 : 11:37:08 AM
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| The worst cockblockers are children and pets. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2009 : 6:57:19 PM
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call of duty.
for the record, i only ever talk like that when i talk to him, or dudes like him. i do in mockery. |
death to false metal. |
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epic cockblock.
