HO HO HO!! Hey James and pcbdmb, have you been good little boys? I have your skittles right here! OHHHH, Woops! You said skills. Sorry can't help you out there, I think you just gotta work on them. You're welcome for the 12 string pcbdmb. Santa out, see ya next year!
CURSES!! Parents always do that with the nice gifts. I bring them and they take the credit. I don't get NO respect. Even the elves call me the big fat guy and the reindeer fart in my face all night long and I can't remember the last time someone left me milk and cookies. Its Ok cause I know where ever liquour cabinet in every house is. Boy you should see the NJ state police trying to pull me over for operating a sleigh intoxicated. Can't someone cut a jolly ole fat man a break?
Well you do know airspace in and around NYC has been pretty heavily protected these days. Alot harder to get around there right about now. They won't just let any guy in a red suit fly around there. I sure hope it mellows out by next Xmas! SANTA
ps: I think it was Rudolph's RED nose that tipped them off!