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Evergreen
Yak Addict

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Posted - 12/21/2001 :  7:24:35 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whoa!! I was going on and on about Solstice and forgot to mention another important reason to celebrate today!

It's Frank Zappa's Birthday

Thanx Frank and Happy B'day



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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 12/22/2001 :  5:46:34 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I might be moving to Montana sooon........to raise me up a crop of...DENTAL FLOSS!

Think I might get a tiny but exciting BLOOOWWW JOOOOBBBB! Gimme dat Gimme dat BLOOOWWWW JOOOBBBB!

Just like a Penguin in Bondage, Boooooyyyyy!

Welcome to the Brassierie, Home of the TITS!

TITTIES & BEER, TITTIES & BEER, TITTIES & BEER

This is the Central Scrutinizer

I'm a dancin' FOOL, I'm a dancin' FOOL

I am Gross and PERVERTED
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I am the TOOL of the govt
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
and regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the SLIME oozing out of from your TV set

I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation to her sugar plumb
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An ya know I heard some Dinah Moe HUM

I'll just put you in a coma
With some DIRTY LOVE
THE POODLE BITES
come on frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT

I have been in you, BABY
You have been in ME
Aw little girl there ain't no time
To wash your stinky hand
Go 'head 'n' roll over
I'm going in you AGAIN

Broken Hearts are for ASSHOLES

Oh God I am the AMERICAN DREAM
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
and I'll do anything to get some 'head
I lay awake nites saying Thank you FRED

BAABEEE SNaaaaaaaaaaaKES

BLACK PAGE RULEZ!!(and so does FRANK)

Tink U veddy mush!!!


Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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Evergreen
Yak Addict

960 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2002 :  1:15:09 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Anyone else here listen to Frank?

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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2002 :  04:43:05 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
What? No love for Frank? We don't have one Frank fan among us? You guys need to discover the genius of FRANK!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2002 :  2:10:46 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Who the shit is Frank?

"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try."
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Fluffy
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USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2002 :  09:05:09 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Thems fightin' words!! I will let EVERGREEN kick your ass, I have seen you fight and you fight like a little girl.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque

Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts

Posted - 01/29/2002 :  09:56:39 AM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

Who the shit is Frank?

"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try."



He's some musician guy ... apparently lots of people like him.

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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 01/29/2002 :  4:58:34 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
oh

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 01/30/2002 :  12:42:08 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
D'oh!! Is more like it!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 01/30/2002 :  03:43:32 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
D'OH!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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