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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
 Posted - 12/11/2001 : 01:55:03 AM
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Does anyone else here play the game... i would assume black lotus does.... anyone else.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
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Isaac
Chatterbox
USA
461 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 09:29:59 AM
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I learned how to play teh computer version a while back, I really enjoyed it but then I stopped becasue I thought I might wanna get laid someday. hehe J/K Jude.
Isaac
"And when King Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" |
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jsoldo
Administrator
USA
286 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 10:08:58 AM
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"Played D and D too, and I masterbated... constantly!"
Peace On Earth
Jon 
"Behold, the power of cheese"  |
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jsoldo
Administrator
USA
286 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 10:50:36 AM
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PS - That was from Airheads, dont anyone go thinking Im a cronic masterbator of anything... guys do dont really do that do they?? 
Peace On Earth
Jon
"Behold, the power of cheese" |
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ryan28
Try A Little Harder
USA
53 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 11:22:04 AM
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I think only 1% of guys do. The other 99% lie about it.
Ryan
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 11:40:01 AM
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Does anyone else here play the game... i would assume black lotus does.... anyone else.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
Good assumption ... however, I no longer play - don't have the time anymore. I still have all my cards though, LOTS of old school cards. Most noteably, Leviathan, Shevan Dragon's, Legends, etc. I'll probably wind up selling them on eBay :)
But, the name really comes from a character I had while playing a game called Vampire: The Masquerade. I named my character after my favorite car, a Lotus Esprit  .
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 12:33:56 PM
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I got the Airheads refernce....
Lotus, yeah i played like 5 yrs ago and stoped cuz no one played in the burbs... tehn i came here to college and found a bunch of people that do so i picked it up again. Its a fun game for those who havent played it. Vamp is kewl too lotus... did u play the comp game at all or just the normal rpg.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 12:45:59 PM
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I named my character after my favorite car, a Lotus Esprit
I was going to ask you if you were referring to the car or the flower... The Esprit is a totally sweet car... ever driven one?
-J
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 2:07:57 PM
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guys dont really do that do they??
This is from SNL two weeks ago when Tina Fey asked Jimmy Fallon the same question.
"Haha, what? Uh...... no... well.... I mean.......rarely, if ever" It was much funnier with his facial expressions. I hope there are some other SNL fans in here!
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ryan28
Try A Little Harder
USA
53 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 2:47:51 PM
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SNL is awesome! This season hasn't been too bad, I wish they'd use Tracy Morgan more but it seems like he can't go more than 2 or 3 words without staring at the cue cards.
Jimmy Fallon and Tiny Fey are a great combo for weekend update. She is one of the best writers the show has ever had.
Ryan
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 5:24:36 PM
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my favorite skit(even though there's only been two) is the Brian Fellows Safari.
He's only got a 4th grade education but has a love for all animals.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 6:07:15 PM
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SNL is awesome! This season hasn't been too bad, I wish they'd use Tracy Morgan more but it seems like he can't go more than 2 or 3 words without staring at the cue cards.
Jimmy Fallon and Tiny Fey are a great combo for weekend update. She is one of the best writers the show has ever had.
Ryan
Conan O'Brien was one of the best writers ever also
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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ryan28
Try A Little Harder
USA
53 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 8:04:18 PM
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I like Tracy Morgan's "Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor" commericial. Have you ever noticed how many women characters he plays? Aunt Jemima in this skit, one of the ladies on "Corn Chip Nail Tips," Maya Angelou, and a few others. Oh well, he's still pretty funny I guess.
Uncle Jemimah: Do you like drinkin'? Who the hell don't? Well, if you're like me - you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce, to you, Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemimah. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemimah, the Pancake Lady. Now, she says that sellin' booze is degradin' to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on account of you flippin' flapjack! Then she say, "Why booze?" I says, "Sell what you know", and I know about booze. Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume. That means you get f**ked up for less money!
Aunt Jemimah: [ exits house banging pot ] Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemimah: Aw, you shut up, Woman! You not gonna ruin this for me! [ swats at cartoon birds flying around him ]
Sammy: [ playing checkers ] Whatchoo swattin' at?
Announcer: Uncle Jemimah's Down-Home Mash Liquor. More fun that pancakes.
Uncle Jemimah: [ running through yard swatting cartoon birds and kicking cartoon pigs ] I just want to make liquor..!
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Jamie M
Chatterbox
Canada
404 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 8:10:15 PM
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my favorite skit(even though there's only been two) is the Brian Fellows Safari.
He's only got a 4th grade education but has a love for all animals.
Man, did you see that one with the miniature horse?(I think it's the same skit) What's up with those things? I almost fell out of my seat I was laughing so hard when I saw it. Some kind of giant dog.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 8:23:07 PM
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I'm gonna have to say best skit ever goes to celebrity Jeopardy.
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 8:35:36 PM
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the other is even funnier. the first person brings out a rabbit.
That bunny is funny.
Well actually, we rescued it from a lab.
A lab? what is he some sort of scientist?
no. actually he was performing tests.
a bunny scientist that takes tests? that's funny.
then the next person brings in a mink a right away Brian says
that mink just winked at me.
I don't think he winked sir.
He'll be walking differently if he doesn't stop winking at me.
(the man starts to talk about the mink and Brian starts to dream about a bunny in a lab coat taking a test and it says)
you're stupid Brian just like all the kids said in 4th grade
Brian:Heeeyyy! that bunny just insulted me!
Man: what bunny?
I love that skit, even if I didn't describe them funnily enough.
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 8:44:41 PM
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| I love SNL!!! I must agree with you Silky, Jeopardy is hilarious! Will Farrell and Molly Shannon crack me up! Jimmy Fallon is one of my favs too. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 8:55:37 PM
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I'll take anal bum cover for $1000
That's an album cover.
I can read Trebek. That says anal bum cover. I tried to make one, and it was my greatest regret.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 9:09:53 PM
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Norm Macdonald... best ever.
-J
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 10:22:23 PM
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right on guys... Celebrity Jeopardy gets my favorite nod too. Just about every quote from that is halarious.
"BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!"
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 10:40:50 PM
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LOL. Suck it Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.
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GuitarGuy305
Alien Abductee
USA
2007 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 11:01:36 PM
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Weird, my boss, and this other guy I work with play Magic the Gathering. We were just talking about it today. Odd that it should come up on the board as well.
Adam
And on the 8th day God created the art of war...and laughing, planned the end.
Email: Guitar_Boy1@yahoo.com
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 01:21:06 AM
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Ku, i love the game. Not enough people play it. .... They hear it and are like... no i dont want to play that... as if its some realy gay game where u try to put a ball in hole on opposite sides of a given length of wooden floor and try not to let your opponent do so.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 02:25:50 AM
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Does anyone else here play the game... i would assume black lotus does.... anyone else.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
No, and you're not going to make me-i don't care what u say.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 09:56:08 AM
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I named my character after my favorite car, a Lotus Esprit
I was going to ask you if you were referring to the car or the flower... The Esprit is a totally sweet car... ever driven one?
-J
Both actually ... the Lotus flower is what I wore on my wedding day. And yes, I've driven an Esprit Sport 350. Amazing vehicle ... very amazing vehicle. They sell them about 30 minutes from my house, my wife and I will be purchasing one soon. Probably a year old, brand new they're WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too expensive.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 11:45:07 AM
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Nice... my dad used to have one a while back... totally kick ass cars.
-J
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 12:20:52 PM
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Nice... my dad used to have one a while back... totally kick ass cars.
-J
They are sweet ... new ones are like 97K, a bit rich for my blood. However, resale on 'em is crazy. I found a 1999 Esprit V8, twin turbo, for under 40K. That car depreciated over 50% in less than two years ... not a good investment choice, but a fun one :)
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GuitarGuy305
Alien Abductee
USA
2007 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 2:56:46 PM
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Ku, i love the game. Not enough people play it. .... They hear it and are like... no i dont want to play that... as if its some realy gay game where u try to put a ball in hole on opposite sides of a given length of wooden floor and try not to let your opponent do so.
True, at least Magic takes some thought.
Adam
And on the 8th day God created the art of war...and laughing, planned the end.
Email: Guitar_Boy1@yahoo.com
AIM: GuitarGuy305 |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 8:11:05 PM
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Hehe they have no resale value because they have virtually no market... the problem is that they have zero ergonomics or practicality... so most people looking in that range end up with a Porsche which is a little more of a happy medium between exotic and driveable.
-J
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2001 : 5:53:02 PM
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the problem is that they have zero ergonomics or practicality...
That's exactly the idea
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pants_happy
Chatterbox
412 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2001 : 4:13:39 PM
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Black Lotus,
have you ever played a game over the internet called magewar? i haven't played it for about year,but i thought i saw your name there somewhere...
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Magic The Gatering
