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Hopeful Rolling Waves
Alien Abductee
South Sandwich Islands
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
 Posted - 02/02/2007 : 12:51:36 PM
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oh. hello 12 year old boy with a 5 o'clock shadow. don't you look age appropriate and not at all like a weasely little man.
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death to false metal. |
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AGirlNamedPsycho
Try A Little Harder
USA
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Posted - 02/02/2007 : 3:07:19 PM
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That story fucking murders my faith in people's capacities for sentience.
The guy's 5'8". I'm not even 5'7", and I'm 25... and he poses as a 12-year old in Arizona. How the fuck tall ARE 7th graders in Arizona?! Holy shit.
Jesus. Whatever. Fuck Arizona, heh. I've never been there. Well... actually, I saw the airport. It's all right. *shrug* |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2007 : 7:09:04 PM
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i say punish the guys, but also punish the town. here's my sentence:
the guys get jailtime according to the law. as for the town, they all gotta move out. they have to pack their shit, and move into the desert. they have to live there for however long the guy was able to fool them. once that's up, they can move back, but everyone who works in the school is fucking fired. they clearly have no idea what's going on. all the parents have to take tests to see if they're really smart enough to raise a kid. the ones who pass go about their lives just like before. the ones who don't lose their kids. the people who live there who don't have kids each get slapped in the head.
i should be king. |
death to false metal. |
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Hopeful Rolling Waves
Alien Abductee
South Sandwich Islands
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 02/03/2007 : 4:58:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
i say punish the guys, but also punish the town. here's my sentence:
the guys get jailtime according to the law. as for the town, they all gotta move out. they have to pack their shit, and move into the desert. they have to live there for however long the guy was able to fool them. once that's up, they can move back, but everyone who works in the school is fucking fired. they clearly have no idea what's going on. all the parents have to take tests to see if they're really smart enough to raise a kid. the ones who pass go about their lives just like before. the ones who don't lose their kids. the people who live there who don't have kids each get slapped in the head.
i should be king.
God would suggest 40 years in the desert... |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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rubylith
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Posted - 02/03/2007 : 6:33:40 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dan your fucking hilarious. |
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Further Proof that Arizonans are SLOW...
