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SpaceMonkey
Chatterbox
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 Posted - 02/20/2006 : 6:42:08 PM
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| George Carlin's latest...one of the most brutal attacks on man i have ever heard, by anyone. definitely worth listening to..fluffy have you heard this one yet? |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 02/21/2006 : 12:12:38 PM
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| Not yet, but he certainly has gotten more vitriolic over the years! Look forward to hearing it. Thanx for the heads up! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2006 : 3:12:01 PM
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| carlin is fantastic. |
death to false metal. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2006 : 11:07:28 PM
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I too have not heard it, but I have one of those daily calendars by my computer and this year I got George Carlin's.
Today it says: Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. "200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore" is not nearly as interesting a headline as "Charlie Kills 200." Death is much more satisfying and entertaining if you personalize it. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2006 : 2:55:12 PM
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haha, pretty funny. I had no idea Carlin has a daily calendar. I might have to look for that on clearance somewhere... you know the whole I missed the first 3 months discount they have on calendars.
Kind of off topic, but also a bit on topic (stand up) is anyone here into Dane Cook? |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2006 : 8:06:28 PM
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| i am. dane cook is hilarious. |
death to false metal. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2006 : 8:39:40 PM
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| Dane Cook is hilarious. The weird guy at work bit and the "cheaters" bits are my favorite. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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guitfiddler
Chatterbox
USA
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Posted - 02/27/2006 : 10:14:01 PM
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| Dane Cook is awesome. I saw him in Vegas. I was a fan before, but you should see him live. I 'bout wet myself. |
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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque
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Posted - 02/27/2006 : 10:18:19 PM
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im waiting for the carlin disc in the mail.
what does Dane COok joke about? Topic wise...pretty curious. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2006 : 11:45:49 PM
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| random shit, but not like mitch hedberg random. nothing political. i don't know. it's hard to explain. he does this bit about what the kool aid commericial would be like in real life, fights in relationship, ect. |
death to false metal. |
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guitfiddler
Chatterbox
USA
136 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 01:34:13 AM
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| Observational humor. Seinfeld on crack. |
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guitfiddler
Chatterbox
USA
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 01:48:12 AM
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| I'm fifty/fifty on Hedberg. Some of it I just don't care for, other things I chuckle or laugh over. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque
1915 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 07:35:10 AM
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| haha sweet Ill have to check it out. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 2:58:04 PM
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| i don't like hedberg. he geot lucky sometimes with a joke, but mostly it seems like he just got high and said shit. if i wanted that, i'd go to the movies. the fucker behind me usually fits that grim critera. |
death to false metal. |
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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque
1915 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 6:51:26 PM
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just got it today...what a great line:
"say what you want about America, land of the free, home of the brave. But we got some dumbass motherfuckas floatin' around this country...dumb...ass...mother...fuckas" |
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guitfiddler
Chatterbox
USA
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Hopeful Rolling Waves
Alien Abductee
South Sandwich Islands
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aria
Is Anybody Here?
USA
21 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2006 : 09:42:11 AM
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I don't know much about Dane Cook.... Mitch Hedberg... the first time I saw his spiel on DVD I didn't laugh very much (but when i did... it was good)... but I've heard his CDs...and they crack me up!
Carlin is one of the only people that can make me laugh out-loud hysterically from reading. (Yes, I read his books) And I met him which is cool. |
'I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.'
-Douglas Adams
'if not now, when?'-Rabbi Hillel |
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guitfiddler
Chatterbox
USA
136 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2006 : 9:38:38 PM
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Dane Cook is the least funny fuck I have ever seen. What a commercialized ball of excrement.
You've got to take him for what he's worth. He's obviously not as intelligent as Carlin and his jokes/observations are kind of retarded, but they're funny. He's not making a statement, he's not an artist, he's a goofy bastard. I think goofy bastards are pretty funny. |
"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." -Bob Dylan
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/20/2006 : 02:10:52 AM
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random shit, but not like mitch hedberg random
I've been searching this whole "youtube" website a lot lately, and they have some great Mitch Hedberg Videos, one is a whole 30 min special. This guy is halarious.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nOnsH29qKzY |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2006 : 5:48:05 PM
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| how do you mean commericialize? or are you just throwing that word out there? i mean, is he the kind of commericialized comic who, say, does a lot hbo spots and does books (carlin) or is on comedy central a lot (lewis black)? i don't know what you're criteria, if any, you're using for that word. |
death to false metal. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2006 : 9:35:47 PM
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OK I was bored so I looked ahead at my George Carlin daily calendar.
I like April 5th's quote: Indoor electric illumination is often refered to as "artificial light." How can it be artificial? The way I look at it is this: If I can read by it, see myself in the mirror, and recognize my friends, it's probably as real as I'm ever going to need it to be.
Then there is April 12th's quote: The wrong two Beatles died first.
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