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tericee
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  04:32:14 AM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
My world started to crumble (much like a cookie) around me this morning as I realized that Cookie Monster is -- brace yourself -- is now advocating a balanced diet.



Various articles:
‘C’ Is for Bite Me by Rich Bunnell
A monster makeover (from the Lebanon Daily News)
C is for carrot? by Chelsea J. Carter (AP)

Why? Why? Why?

Goodbye, old friend...

Arthen
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USA
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  05:08:03 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He's the cookie monster! Not the fruit/vegetable monster!

Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com
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tericee
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USA
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  06:56:26 AM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Thank you for your support...

BTW I am eating chocolate chip cookies today in protest of this alarming news.
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skyline
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USA
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  08:16:14 AM  Show Profile  Visit skyline's Homepage  Send skyline an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'll bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies tonight to help your cause. I loved Sesame Street growing up! This is definitely a sad day for me :*(

http://www.dmbforums.com
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Fluffy
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USA
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  10:33:43 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Is it just me, or would Cookie Monster make a great death metal vocalist? I always wanted to get Burt from Fear Factory to cover the "C is for cookie" song. LOL Think about it, just need to speed it up a bit and let ole Cookie Monster belt it out!

C is for Cookie
That's good enuf for me

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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dan p.
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Uganda
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  11:23:37 AM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
hahaha. i think cookie monster is a guest vocalist on opeth's "blackwater park."

come to think of it, i'm going to do the death metal cookie song. i just need a drummer.

yeah, what the fuck? bananas? apples? it's the goddamned cookie monster. he eats cookies. it's in his name. i feel the way i first felt when i saw a sonic game for nintendo. betrayed.

death to false metal.
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Robin
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USA
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  12:08:30 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cookie Monster and Gonzo! (You gotta have Gonzo on drums). This is just another lame attempt at control.You know, because obviously parents are incapable of knowing how to feed a healthy diet to their kids. If that damn cookie monster would just stop encourging them with all the yelling about COOKIES! Well this wouldn't have had to happen now would it? Peace, Robin
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tericee
Alien Abductee

USA
2579 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2005 :  12:38:15 PM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy

Is it just me, or would Cookie Monster make a great death metal vocalist? I always wanted to get Burt from Fear Factory to cover the "C is for cookie" song. LOL Think about it, just need to speed it up a bit and let ole Cookie Monster belt it out!

C is for Cookie
That's good enuf for me



THAT IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA!!!
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Jiyra
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Posted - 04/22/2005 :  5:34:03 PM  Show Profile  Send Jiyra an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin

Cookie Monster and Gonzo! (You gotta have Gonzo on drums).




animal on drums, duh!

silly girl, sanity is for boys
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Muskrat
Chatterbox

USA
266 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2005 :  10:30:36 PM  Show Profile  Visit Muskrat's Homepage  Send Muskrat an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I have no words.

But yeah Animal's the man, er, Muppet!

"You know, if you live long enough, eventually you're gonna die." -Words of wisdom from my dad
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Robin
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USA
598 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2005 :  10:49:25 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, I just feel kinda stupid....Peace, Robin
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Muskrat
Chatterbox

USA
266 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2005 :  10:53:08 PM  Show Profile  Visit Muskrat's Homepage  Send Muskrat an AOL message  Reply with Quote
*pats Robin's shoulder* happens to the best of us

"You know, if you live long enough, eventually you're gonna die." -Words of wisdom from my dad
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 04/23/2005 :  02:01:19 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Speaking of muppets, anyone remember the 'tickle me elmo' doll? Wow that thing was cool, not to mention it spread like wildfire.

'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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tericee
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 04/23/2005 :  05:26:59 AM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
You're kidding, right?
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Fluffy
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USA
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Posted - 04/23/2005 :  7:19:30 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hey Teri, maybe this will help put a smile back on your face via the MUPPETS!

Jon Soldo originally posted this back in 2001:

yo check out this flash movie below, its just a very odd movie that made me laugh for about 3 days straight and everyone could use some laughter, just click on the link and hit WATCH THIS MOVIE, its 1.5mbs so be patient on the download

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/frames.php?id=17231

peace
jon

ps - manamanamana doo dooo doo doooo

(CLICK ON HEADACHE)

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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tericee
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 04/24/2005 :  05:16:06 AM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That was fun! Thanks for posting it again.

BTW, I finally realized that the German version of Sesame Street is a totally different show from ours. I used to think it was just a dubbed version of the American show. Turns out they've had their very own show with its own characters since 1973!

Which means they won't have to deal with the whole Cookie Monster thing.

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albertstrange
Is Anybody Here?

USA
15 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  07:39:36 AM  Show Profile  Visit albertstrange's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I always figured Cookie for a closet smoker... Wonder if he's giving that up to???
The wifeunit and I saw it on the news and couldn't believe it. How stupid is this country really becoming these days?

This afternoon I'm taking my daughter out back and teaching her how to drink out of a water hose, just to prove to her that it won't kill her.
Oh no, what if a neighbor sees me and calls the police on me for child abuse???

This p.c. crap drives me crazy so I better bail now. If not you guys will end up with a 4 page rant from me and I'll be late for work.

Later,
Frank

[url=http://www.strange-house.net]StrangeHouse Online Shop[/url]
[url=http://www.albertstrange.com]my collection[/url]
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1534 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  11:26:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ya I always thought he was a raging stoner.

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Muskrat
Chatterbox

USA
266 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:17:30 AM  Show Profile  Visit Muskrat's Homepage  Send Muskrat an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Definitely has the voice of a smoker.

"You know, if you live long enough, eventually you're gonna die." -Words of wisdom from my dad
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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
3776 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2005 :  12:01:42 AM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
i heard he once dug up an entire graveyard on a hill and threw all the bodies onto the main road below one night. he waited there until morning to watch the cars try to deal with the corpses everywhere. then he stood up where everyone could see, dug up a baby and broke it in half above his head.

i also heard that he can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog. that's just what i heard somewhere.

death to false metal.
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Fluffy
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USA
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Posted - 05/03/2005 :  07:08:40 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
(c)Rew seems to be a big fan of a program called "adult swim". He watches many of the cartoons on their and has had them tuned in alot on recent TouRs in the hotel room. The other nite I caught one of their "cut to a commercial" funnies and it was a quick commentary on Cookie Monsters shift to healthy eating and they posed the question, "What next? Oscar the grouch advocating recycling?" I had to LOL!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
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Posted - 05/03/2005 :  12:56:05 PM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
adult swim is fucking awesome. they have so great cartoons on there.

death to false metal.
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Muskrat
Chatterbox

USA
266 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2005 :  10:42:34 PM  Show Profile  Visit Muskrat's Homepage  Send Muskrat an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Dan P. You are a strange, strange man. And that's my opinion.

"You know, if you live long enough, eventually you're gonna die." -Words of wisdom from my dad
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Fluffy
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USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  04:27:09 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I guess NOTHING is sacred anymore:

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6989380/

Then check this out for a good laugh about it:

http://gorillamask.net/extremebugs.shtml

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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Robin
Yak Addict

USA
598 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2005 :  4:28:47 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I prefer the very first Bugs Bunny. He actually looked like a rabbit. I loved watching it as a tiny person, he was such a wise-ass. I'm bummed that they're changing the image yet again....Peace,Robin
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2005 :  10:01:13 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Is there an inability for people nowadays to come up with their own ideas anymore? All I ever see are movies remade from books (Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, War of the Worlds). Television is becoming less and less desirable because you either have a reality show that is subtly different than the last one (which is ironic because I doubt the producers even know what subtlety is) or some rehashing of some other sitcom with the same tired jokes. The only exception I can think of off the top of my head is Scrubs. And don't even get me started on the music industry. The more I look into it, the farther back I have to go (60s to the 80s) to listen to anything good.

Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.
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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
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Posted - 05/25/2005 :  11:57:19 AM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
it wasn't peter jackson's own idea, but it was the best thing to happen to movies since projectors.

death to false metal.
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 05/26/2005 :  9:53:34 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Television is becoming less and less desirable

Not true... there is 24. God's biggest gift to man since... woman.

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aria
Is Anybody Here?

USA
21 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2006 :  3:16:43 PM  Show Profile  Visit aria's Homepage  Send aria an AOL message  Reply with Quote

had to.

(forgive me, Sesame, for I have sinned...)

'I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.'
-Douglas Adams

'if not now,
when?'-Rabbi Hillel
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peewee_zz
Chatterbox

157 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2006 :  3:42:17 PM  Show Profile  Visit peewee_zz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by {=HTG=}

Speaking of muppets, anyone remember the 'tickle me elmo' doll? Wow that thing was cool, not to mention it spread like wildfire.



http://www.killfrog.com/fuptoys/elmac.html

"That's your true fan base. Everybody else will love you and leave you like an epileptic at a laser light show." -- Me
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guitfiddler
Chatterbox

USA
136 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2006 :  10:31:34 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He sold out! The Hamburglar is still down!
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2006 :  3:58:03 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Elmo says, "Who wants to DIE?!!"

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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aria
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USA
21 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2006 :  4:05:08 PM  Show Profile  Visit aria's Homepage  Send aria an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy

Elmo says, "Who wants to DIE?!!"

Hey! Thanks! That's all i need are more complaints in the morning!

'I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.'
-Douglas Adams

'if not now,
when?'-Rabbi Hillel
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
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Posted - 03/07/2006 :  4:28:50 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hehe, I would like to complain from a whole different angle, bet you haven't heard this one! So.......
quote:

Lyrics to WAR recorded by Edwin Starr(and FGTH)
(Whitfield/Strong)

War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely (nothing), ah, ha, ha, ha


War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely (nothing)
Say it again, y'all


War, huh, look out!
What is it good for?
Absolutely (nothing)
Listen to me


War I despise
'cause it means destruction of innocent lives
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons go out to fight and lose their lives


I said, war, huh, good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely (nothing)
geh, say it again


War (Huh)
Woh, woh, woh, woh
What is it good for?
Absolutely (nothing)
Listen to me


War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, friend only to the undertaker


Ah, war is an enemy of all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die? Ah....


War, good God, y'all
What is it good for ?
Absolutely (nothing)
Say it, say it, say it


War, ah ha yeah, huh,
What is it good for?
Absolutely (nothing)
Listen to me


War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, got one friend that's the undertaker


Ah, war has shattered many a young man's dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean


Life is much too short and precious
To spend fighting wars each day
War can't give life
It can only take it away


Ahh ,war, (Huh)
Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again


(War, huh)
Woh, woh woh, Lord,
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me


War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, friend only to the undertaker, oh


Peace, love and understanding, tell me
Is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our own freedom
But Lord knows there's gotta be a better way


Ahh ,war, (Huh)
Good God y'all
What is it good for?.......




I call your attention to the line highlighted in RED, it appears to be a BLATANT example of plagerism on Elmo's part and I will be seeking an injuction to stop it's use and seeking pro-rated back-royalties. j/k

I have always thought this would be a great track for TR to cover, very timELY! Would have been great for his Kucinich benefits.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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aria
Is Anybody Here?

USA
21 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2006 :  4:41:52 PM  Show Profile  Visit aria's Homepage  Send aria an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy


I call your attention to the line highlighted in RED, it appears to be a BLATANT example of plagerism on Elmo's part and I will be seeking an injuction to stop it's use and seeking pro-rated back-royalties. j/k

ahahahahaha indeed! I shall inform Elmo of this plagerism at once. Afterall, he does not want anyone interfering with his evil plan of toilet domination.

'I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.'
-Douglas Adams

'if not now,
when?'-Rabbi Hillel
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2006 :  6:06:49 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hmmmmm,"Toilet Domination", he may have to fight GG Allin over that one! I think GG might win that one hands down. LOL Well GG is dead now so I guess he could pass the mantle to Elmo. Who'dda thought GG Allin had anything he could pass to Elmo. LOL

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2006 :  9:45:45 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
TTT so Teri can meet Aria! Where has she been?

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
3776 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2006 :  9:49:40 PM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"toliet domination" brings a grim cadre of unsavory images to mind, each one more harrowing than the last.

talk about bringing war on the throne.

death to false metal.
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tericee
Alien Abductee

USA
2579 Posts

Posted - 03/18/2006 :  03:34:35 AM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'm here. Nice to meet you Aria!

teri
Twittering about the DC adventure since Dec '09...
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tericee
Alien Abductee

USA
2579 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2006 :  12:14:52 PM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I would like to read that book. Carmen bin Laden said something similar in her book, "Inside the Kingdom," and it struck me as a little scary at the time.

teri
Twittering about the DC adventure since Dec '09...
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aria
Is Anybody Here?

USA
21 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2006 :  9:57:12 PM  Show Profile  Visit aria's Homepage  Send aria an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tericee

I'm here. Nice to meet you Aria!

Pleasure to meet you too!

'I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.'
-Douglas Adams

'if not now,
when?'-Rabbi Hillel
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