Chief Wigum : "Mrs. Marge Simpson, we've found your husband DOA" Marge : "Oh my god! He's dead!? Cheif : "Oh no, I mean DWI. I always get thouse to mixed up." ( hangs up phone : woman walks up } Woman : "Hi, you said my husband was DWI?" Chief : "Um . . . ., i'm going out to lunch, talk to that officer over there." ( runs out )