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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:42:00 PM
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Because I have nothing better to do:
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.
In the mean time:
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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"Now that's ripe!"
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"Me was tryin' to save time."
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 8:49:10 PM
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| Eh, it got a chuckle out of me. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:24:51 PM
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| Fuck you, Pedro... |
"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
"Me was tryin' to save time."
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:26:26 PM
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| ahah the sure is hot down here ties it all together |
my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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Muskrat
Chatterbox
USA
266 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:04:05 PM
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| Haha that's a good one. My pastor has told it a couple of times in church, hehe. |
"You know, if you live long enough, eventually you're gonna die." -Words of wisdom from my dad |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
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Posted - 03/09/2005 : 01:43:12 AM
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| meh. |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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Pretty funny joke...
