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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
 Posted - 12/17/2004 : 10:48:38 AM
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| Damnit. I left my Britney Spears CD at home. Now I have to wait until after work to try this. |
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't. |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 12:19:37 PM
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... spooky?
i hope you didnt figure this out yourself. Looking for secret messages in britney spears songs is pretty uh... |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 1:05:15 PM
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| When I was little Raffi told me to burn things. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 3:44:17 PM
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speaking of sex with teen pop stars.
i lived across the street from nikki (britteny) cleary two summers ago. she'd wake me every day with god awful singing and shitty music. i devised a plan called "the double rubber smack." what i would do is seduce the young starlet. somehow trick her into having sex with me (this was obviously the weak part of the plan. it was all worked out, but still.) my plan was to, afterwards, slap her in the face with the used condom and then run like hell. but, she also is going to my former high school, and one of my friends there told me she asked questions like "how do you spell soup?" and "what's that thing they put dead people in?" (casket.) so the slap wasn't enough. i planned to do a houdinni. however, the logistics with hand usage with the new move and an escape route was far too complex, and i spent much time working it out. she moved shortly after. i consider her the one that get away. my friend did piss on her lawn, though.
also, she's my other friend's second cousin. oh, and she was like 15 at the time. obviously i wouldn't do this now. |
death to false metal. |
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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque
1915 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 3:46:59 PM
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| thats funny. |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 5:51:29 PM
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Originally posted by guitarted
... spooky?
i hope you didnt figure this out yourself. Looking for secret messages in britney spears songs is pretty uh...
Well, what do you do with your free time?
No. I found it on a blog somewhere. |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 6:15:00 PM
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Originally posted by therippa
Well, what do you do with your free time?
Touché... |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2004 : 12:43:38 AM
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| Wow! Does she really want to have underage sex with me? Considering that she's over 18 now, it looks like that time machine I built will finally come of some use. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2004 : 12:09:46 PM
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| i'd go back in time and vote for hitler first. |
death to false metal. |
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Britney Spears wants to have underage sex with you
