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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 06/23/2003 : 10:20:02 AM
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Here's an idea i rad in a phish interview once about a new idea to write a song. I'll write the first line, and then the second person writes the next one, and so on. here it goes...
Approaching the misty hills from a distance
Cletus gunned the engine
Fog and smoke encased the truck
The air smelled like cheap coffee and Bengay
Suddenly I woke up in a blur
then i slaped the bitch and i hit the blunt.
Took it to the streets
cause I'm on the hunt
There's a lady sittin' on my chair
Move yer arms like ya just don't care.
I'm a wavin', and dancing, a bebop machine,
so down with corrupted political scene.
Where are my legs?
Where is my Love-making Kreem?
christopher reeves is just lazy
i could kick harry potter's ass.
(Chorus)
So Harry Potter, Won't you come out and fight
superman won't save you now
dumbledore hated you from day one
And chance encounters with Fluffy are never any FUN
Woke up found jesus, now it's my turn to hide
Cause, TIIIIIIMeee is no my side, yes it is
And my dog ran away the other nite
A truer friend you will never find
He'd eat my peanutbutter and steal my spoons
Damn that dog...what a stupid baffoon! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 12:39:33 PM
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| Cletus gunned the engine |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 4:34:42 PM
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The air smelled like cheap coffee and Bengay
(Side note: This is turning oot to be a Tom Waits-esque narrative...Good Idea!!!!) |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 6:15:58 PM
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then i slaped the bitch and i hit the blunt.
(trying to turn this into a rap song) |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 6:52:14 PM
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Took it to the streets
cause I'm on the hunt |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 8:26:10 PM
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There's a lady sittin' on my chair
Move yer arms like ya just don't care.
(HAHAHAHA) |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 4:25:01 PM
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Where are my legs?
Where is my Love-making Kreem? |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 4:42:15 PM
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christopher reeves is just lazy
i could kick harry potter's ass. |
death to false metal. |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2003 : 10:30:13 AM
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superman won't save you now
dumbledore hated you from day one |
death to false metal. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2003 : 7:01:24 PM
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| And chance encounters with Fluffy are never any FUN |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 03:04:11 AM
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Cause, TIIIIIIMeee is no my side, yes it is
TTT |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2003 : 4:44:32 PM
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| and my dog ran away the other night |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2003 : 5:17:13 PM
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| A truer friend you will never find |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2003 : 7:08:41 PM
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| He'd eat my peanutbutter and steal my spoons |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Let's write a song
