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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 05/28/2003 : 3:44:17 PM
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Dear Dr. P. Norman Schwartz
Johnny's got the flu again an' he's running around like a cat/and I've got no more Codeine/so he's running like the devil.
So my mom bought me 100 batteries cause she says I'm always using them up.
Here's the question: You are trapped on an Island. I am the leader of the Island and I inform you that in order to live, you must be purified by torture. You have to choose from these choices:
1:) Let the villagers, who really don't want to hurt you, decide on a method of torture
2:) Kabookie(Basically ass-raping you until you are near death)
If you pick #1, I'll tell ya what the villagers decide upon. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2003 : 3:51:52 PM
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| For the love of god, Lay off the weed Jay |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2003 : 4:00:35 PM
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Those damn ass-raping Village People!
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2003 : 6:37:41 PM
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| I've heard this one. I refuse to choose. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 01:22:37 AM
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| I've this one too, haha. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 3:45:31 PM
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| dammit |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 3:49:55 PM
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I haven't but I am afraid to pick one. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 4:15:30 PM
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| just pick one dammit! |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 4:22:58 PM
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| I'll take death hahahaha. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 4:26:06 PM
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| not an option |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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pants_happy
Chatterbox
412 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 4:30:05 PM
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| i'm guessing that i'll get Kabookie no matter what. but i'd rather have that than be purified by "Step by Step" reruns. yikes! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 4:30:46 PM
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| DEATH BY KABOOKIE |
death to false metal. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 4:30:56 PM
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| ok if you insist, ahhhhhh, lets see I chose.....#1 Now tell me Jay, I should have taken the second one right? What are those damn villagers going to do to me? |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2003 : 4:38:27 PM
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Well Pam, the villagers have thought long and hard...They have come to this one conclusion....Your method of toture will be...............
Kabookie. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Um...Yes, please...
