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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 04/06/2003 : 12:02:54 AM
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| OK, my grandma just moved into an apartment. She insists that the neighbor across the hall is breaking in and moving things....When I first heard this, I thought " OK, maybe..." but then I found out the sad, sad truth. The lady across the hall is 96 and in an electric wheelchair. Grandma is insane, guys. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 12:04:29 AM
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| i dont trust 96 year olds on electric wheelchairs though. *shifty eyes* |
~pw'oikr
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 03:11:00 AM
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| Maybe the 96 year old has some young hip friends who bring their electric guitars over and jam. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 04:39:07 AM
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| "and its good for arthritus too" |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 09:29:24 AM
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There was this old lady my husband knew who spent her whole life wanting plastic surgery on her nose. She was in a nursing home walking down a hall and got run over by a little old man in an electric wheelchair and fell and broke her nose and finally got her surgery! No lie, really happened! hehehehe |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 7:20:11 PM
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Jay, after reading the first probably dozen posts from "Plumbing Equipment or controlling cheese?", I am wondering if your judgment call on what can be considered insane or sane is trustworthy. just teasin
on another note though... some of those electric wheelchairs can really move! One of my neighbors has one that has incredible speed! |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 9:39:44 PM
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| Did she get her robot insurance yet? |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 10:57:44 PM
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LOL!
I love that SNL commerical. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 4:27:28 PM
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Jay, after reading the first probably dozen posts from "Plumbing Equipment or controlling cheese?", I am wondering if your judgment call on what can be considered insane or sane is trustworthy
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Oh nice one! |
"Hey man...you smell..."
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Grandma is insane, guys.
