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j
Chatterbox
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 Posted - 02/16/2003 : 04:12:30 AM
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They say that duct tape is like the Force:
it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Even so, I like being able to open and close my windows. |
your words burn the air like the names of candy bars |
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2003 : 04:42:37 AM
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| Osama cant get me now that Ive got my duct tape and plastic bag. |
~pw'oikr
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2003 : 08:02:23 AM
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Oh I am so disappointed, here I was expecting a little song....title of which is Duct Tape Jingo....hehehehe
Now isn't that the studipest thing????Yeah, seal yourself in your room, hope you have enough air to breath....guess their homes are made better than mine. If you feel any outlet in an outside wall there is air coming in...yeah I know, they sell those nifty outlet insulators but tell that to my husband.
I also hope they have porta potties in their "rooms". Geez, the thought of whole families in one room...and if there is no TV or gameboy in that room.....damn it is the perfect terrorist act! The families would drive each other crazy being all "sealed" up and end up killing themselves!!!! Hell knows no fury like a family forced to spend hours together in a small sealed up room!!!!!!!! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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GuitarGuy305
Alien Abductee
USA
2007 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2003 : 10:55:35 PM
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Once again, i firmly believe that anyone that went out and bought duct tape and plastic is just the latest victim of terrorism here in the US.
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2003 : 07:52:39 AM
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Well I'll tell you what the REAL problem seems to be......
I fit everything in the room, food, water, toys, computer,cat food, gameboy,books, magazines, kind bud, catnip, music (mostly TR). I got it all sealed up with plastic and duct tape. Positive pressure set up, oxygen pumped in. CO2 pumped out.
But the cats keep shredding the plastic!!!
Now my question is..... did the enemy send over domesticated cats who are programed and trained to destroy our means of protection? Are the cats themselves really terrorists sent here to hit from within. Made to look like poor strays needing a loving comfy home. Bred for terrorizing for hundreds of years all in an evil plot to put an end to our country once and for all.
Thats it!! The cats are terrorists! |
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GRock
Try A Little Harder
93 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2003 : 10:36:31 AM
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evergreen may have a point...i've been advocating the kicking of cats for years now (not really)
i think this whole thing may just be part of the "economic stimulus plan" it seems to be working i only spent 2.01 for gas today...
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2003 : 3:59:09 PM
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New personal defense manuever: Duct and cover.
BOO  |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2003 : 6:01:44 PM
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Step 1: Put plastic bag over your head.
Step 2: Duct tape it around your neck air tight.
Step 3: Breath Deep
Step 4: Repeat step 3 untill everything goes black. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2003 : 10:51:31 PM
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In 50`s public service announcer voice: "That`s it billeee, right around the neck. No you don`t need scissors to cut the tape billeee, you can simply tear it with your fingers! Yes, that`s it! You`ll be save from those evil terrorists in no time at all."
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Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2003 : 12:27:44 AM
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| To those of you who believe that the news is a legitimate source for unbiased information, get out of the 50s. In fact, I suggest that everyone stop watching the news altogether. That and reality TV.....but I should fight my battles one at a TIMe. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2003 : 01:42:12 AM
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| I would be happy as hell if I never heard about another Reality TV show... and while we are eliminating things that bother us... can we do away with Justin Timberlake? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2003 : 04:45:17 AM
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| And any other pop star for that matter.....in fact, let's get rid of all the idiots. Life would be much more peaceful and happy. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2003 : 12:08:43 PM
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pcbTIM said quote:
in fact, let's get rid of all the idiots. Life would be much more peaceful and happy.
DMB would loose over half their fan base though.
o well, their all rich enough as is. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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