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Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 01/22/2003 : 7:51:25 PM
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Got this in an email =
>PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!
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>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
>punishable by death.
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>(Like THAT makes sense.)
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>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
>is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
>may only see their reflection in a mirror.
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>(Do they look different reversed?)
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>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
>also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
>covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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>(A brick??)
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>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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>(Much worse than "going blind!")
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>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
>countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of
>having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly
>forbidden for virgins to marry.
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>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in
>the world that even comes close to this?)
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>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous
>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
>on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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>(Ah! Justice!)
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>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
>tropical fish stores.
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>(But of course!)
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>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
>first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
>the act.
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>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
>woman and her daughter at the same time.
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>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
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>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
>one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
>only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
>the premises."
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>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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>(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
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>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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>(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
>research??)
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>Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>(Ah, geez)
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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
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>(I know some people like that.)
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>Starfish don't have brains.
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>(I know some people like that too)
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>And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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>(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2003 : 8:06:56 PM
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I know you got this in an email, but where did all these come from?
Some are hilarious, some are really sick, ie: Guam law, paying someone to have sex with so you can get married. Hope those guys don't get HIV or STD's! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2003 : 9:01:49 PM
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I got this e-mail a few years back and it's still kinda humorous. Regarding the ants...not sure if it's the same kind of deal, but I know where I used to work we had a huge problem with drunk birds. They'd eat fermented berries and slam straight into the windows. Kind of a funny thing to watch, but at the same time kinda sad.
James |
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't. |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2003 : 9:27:55 PM
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Things to do:
1.) Move to Guam, start small business.
2.) Buy tropical fish in Liverpool
3.) Market new product for muslim undertakers: The Codpiece. |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2003 : 9:47:04 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Fleabass76
Things to do:
1.) Move to Guam, start small business.
2.) Buy tropical fish in Liverpool
3.) Market new product for muslim undertakers: The Codpiece.
this is too clever for words *is still laughing* |
~pw'oikr
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2003 : 4:23:04 PM
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Hey CPPJames, if you got a kick out of these, thought you might like to see another list of similar things. I think it was before you TIMe on the board. Not sure though, but here it is:
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2552 |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2003 : 7:15:00 PM
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Wow, what a thread! I'm only half way through and I've been reading it for 15 minutes. Thanks a ton! I'm going to commit all of these to memory so I can seem like the person with the most useless information to ever exist.
James |
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't. |
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