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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee

6990 Posts
Posted - 12/13/2002 :  4:31:06 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Simple question. What's the funniest thing you've read or heard of in a bathroom stall.

My two contributions:

1. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

2. Why are you looking up here, the joke's in your hand.
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke

I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke

Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts
Posted - 12/13/2002 :  4:40:37 PM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Here are some of my favorites

From Wal*mart

" Eat katie'stommy's meat!"

" Hi, I'm David the toliet gnome!"

From K-Mart

" Get off my face, asshole!"
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..."
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee

3321 Posts
Posted - 12/13/2002 :  5:10:34 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I once read on a concrete wall that had an unfinished/"holey" look:

"Why does this wall have so many holes in it?"

Then under that...

"Because just like your mom's pussy, it's been through a lot."
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts
Posted - 12/13/2002 :  11:15:37 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
For a good TIMe, call 523-PIMP.
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1302 Posts
Posted - 12/13/2002 :  11:19:00 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fart on my cock.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee

3321 Posts
Posted - 12/14/2002 :  02:00:01 AM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
For a good TIMe, call 523-PIMP.


Hey now...
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PJK
Alien Abductee

USA
4159 Posts
Posted - 12/14/2002 :  07:21:39 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What Silky? That isn't how you advertise??????hehehehe
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts
Posted - 12/14/2002 :  12:09:30 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Oh don't worry. I didn't call.........yet.
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.
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