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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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 Posted - 12/08/2002 : 12:58:00 AM
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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 01:00:09 AM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 01:05:21 AM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 01:08:18 AM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 01:14:04 AM
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 04:30:04 AM
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 04:32:26 AM
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PS: Your title is misleading, NO words -- just pictures. I see LOTS of words in the pictures. I feel cheated, I thought I wasn't going to have to read and that obviously was NOT the case.  |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 04:50:08 AM
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| I found the "Dont let God knock you up," to be the funniest. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 5:21:41 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:11:07 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:14:32 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:16:29 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:21:30 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:26:23 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:27:57 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:37:39 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:38:39 PM
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:43:07 PM
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| Ha, creative. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2002 : 7:54:34 PM
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| These are great! Thanks for the laughs! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2002 : 8:21:42 PM
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I don't understand the second one......went right over my head.
I think the "I stop for stop signs" one is the best. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 12/08/2002 : 8:42:20 PM
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| Hhmm, the second one looks like a little foam dude jacking off... |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2002 : 8:59:35 PM
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| Is that all? I thought the joke had something to do with the container he was in. I was just reading too much into it. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2002 : 10:56:04 PM
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This isn't a funny link at all, but it's seriously one of the coolest websites I've seen in a very long time.
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2002 : 11:39:27 PM
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| Has today been a slow day, Jason? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 12/09/2002 : 07:13:15 AM
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I'd say yes!hehehehehe Got to admit these were entertaining! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/09/2002 : 3:11:13 PM
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2002 : 3:31:32 PM
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Priceless!!!!!! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/09/2002 : 3:47:31 PM
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And the truly sad part: That was the name of their band.  |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2002 : 3:51:44 PM
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| Even funnier!!!!HAHAHAHAHA |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 12/09/2002 : 8:00:37 PM
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| Thanks Jason for the chuckles! |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:16:10 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:17:56 PM
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:18:39 PM
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That is the best one ever....I want one of those!!!!!
(The one about the bomb technician!) The kittens are cute too, wouldn't mind having one of those as well.
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"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:20:55 PM
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No, that one's not funny...well, to me it is... |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:23:48 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:24:57 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:29:49 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:31:44 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:34:33 PM
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Another not funny one...hehe. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:35:46 PM
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For Silky. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:40:29 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:43:24 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:49:29 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2002 : 11:51:16 PM
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2002 : 05:48:36 AM
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| What does the flashing sign say?? I am almost afraid to ask!!! I can't make it out. Too early in the morning to adjust my eyes to it. I see you are keeping with the norm.....every post ending in masturbation!hehehehehe |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2002 : 9:03:26 PM
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| I'm afraid to read it......it might have subliminal messages. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2002 : 9:24:09 PM
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| Come on Jason....what does the blinking sign say???? |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2002 : 12:54:31 PM
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It says: I'm going to eat you for din din.
No really, I don't know. I can't read the first flash, then it says...
We have all sinned
Now we must all pay
The end is coming soon
The first one says something about "low tax", I'm sure of it. But I can't tell what.. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 11:57:01 AM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 11:59:31 AM
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 12:02:09 PM
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You're good....damned if I could read any of it!
Duct taped boobs....ouch!!!! Just wondering, do you think she gets her significant other to tear the tape off? It would be really funny if she ended up with an allergic rash from the tape!hehehe |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 12:03:27 PM
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Oh my god! The tampon string....now that's just sick!!!Yuk!!!!
Next pix:
Thank You Jason.....Finally one for the ladies of the board! (Now that's what I call hard as a rock!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 12:03:27 PM
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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 12/14/2002 : 12:11:44 PM
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 12:25:38 PM
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| Ewe....Yuk.....Funny but in a disgusting sort of way!!!hehehe |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 12:36:24 PM
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It takes forty minutes to hard boil an ostrich egg.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' head enables it to see all four feet at all times
20 newborn opossums can fit into a tablespoon.
Mickey Mouse was banned in Romania in 1935 because it was felt that he was too scary for children.
The magic word 'Abracadabra' was originally intended for the specific purpose of curing hay fever.
The Sanskrit word for war translates as 'wanting more cows'
Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
More money is printed daily for the Monopoly game than by the U.S. Treasury.
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike
Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.
The lifespan of a tastebud is ten days.
Mosquitos have forty-seven teeth.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
The Milky Way galaxy contains 5 billion stars larger than our sun.
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 1:07:00 PM
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Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
He should have gotten Garfield.
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Mosquitos have forty-seven teeth.
Haha! Reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin yells "You couldn't knock the teeth out of a mosquito!" And Hobbes replies "Ha! Mosquitos don't even have teeth! Shows how much you know, tapioca head! Looks like Hobbes was wrong.......how strange.
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It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop.
I knew someone would figure it out. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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rhymsesthecat
Try A Little Harder
USA
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Posted - 12/14/2002 : 11:14:05 PM
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funny shit
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teresa
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:22:52 PM
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| really funny pics!!! and thanx for the complement |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:36:32 PM
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pcbTIM:
Has today been a slow day, Jason?
You have NO idea. Bored oot of my mind as we speak...
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really funny pics!!! and thanx for the complement
What compliment? But you're welcome, either way. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:42:47 PM
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| OH, you mean about your english? Well... it was only the truth, if it happens to be a compliment, then beans for me! Woohoo! |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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teresa
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:44:56 PM
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| thanks |
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teresa
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:46:36 PM
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i took it as a compliment thanks anyway
just tell me what do you do around here?
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 3:01:00 PM
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Any thing you want to....we don't care, just glad you are here to share our crazy thoughts! I am so glad to see you posting! Keep it up! The more the merrier!!!  |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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teresa
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 4:17:10 PM
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| i will but little by little cause it's strange... you all know eachother... |
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teresa
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 4:20:08 PM
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| and by the way congratulations on that instrument thing you are really happy i can tell!!! and you are lucky you're getting snow here in Portugal it never snows... but every year i go skiing here in europe |
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 6:05:10 PM
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Originally posted by enthuTIMsiast
there's nothing quite as breath-taking as a herd of wild kittens |
All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood,
In a modest town where honest people dwell. -dredg
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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Posted - 12/16/2002 : 9:22:54 PM
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Haha! Reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin yells "You couldn't knock the teeth out of a mosquito!" And Hobbes replies "Ha! Mosquitos don't even have teeth! Shows how much you know, tapioca head! Looks like Hobbes was wrong.......how strange.
I love Calvin and Hobbes. |
"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
"Me was tryin' to save time."
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 11:16:09 PM
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| Teresa, it was strange for me too when I first started posting but let me tell you, the people on this board are the best ever! Relax and enjoy and just say whatever you want to. Again, thanks for staying on board!!!! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2002 : 03:22:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by drummerboy82
there's nothing quite as breath-taking as a herd of wild kittens
Damn suburbia. If only I lived in Montana or something. Then maybe I'd be able to see some of those wild herds. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2002 : 5:53:03 PM
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| You'd just try to kill them all. Go on, admit it. It's pointless to deny... |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 12/19/2002 : 08:33:27 AM
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/21/2002 : 10:00:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by enthuTIMsiast
You'd just try to kill them all. Go on, admit it. It's pointless to deny...
Yeah I would.....but it'd be fun to "pick 'em off".
And that last pic is hilarious. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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