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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 4:40:29 PM
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for shaving my head. Fluffy and Erich have seen my hair, and you guys know what I'm talking aboot. My cousins and relatives have offered me $200 to shave my head, And I promptly refused. |
"Hey man...you smell..." "Oh yeah?" "yeah...like dinner..." |
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__________
Try A Little Harder
88 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 4:59:03 PM
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200 to shave your balls, now that would be something. Bic them bald. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 5:01:37 PM
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Doesn't Bic make pens? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 5:23:28 PM
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and razors. And, __________, I'm not talking about balls here. |
"Hey man...you smell..." "Oh yeah?" "yeah...like dinner..." |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 5:45:00 PM
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quote: And, __________, I'm not talking about balls here.
Let's call him "Line." |
"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4 "Me was tryin' to save time."
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 7:02:43 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Jay
for shaving my head. Fluffy and Erich have seen my hair, and you guys know what I'm talking aboot. My cousins and relatives have offered me $200 to shave my head, And I promptly refused.
i know how you feel. me, circa '00:
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~pw'oikr ~( "> |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 7:52:38 PM
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line said: quote: 200 to shave your balls, now that would be something. Bic them bald.
pcbTIM responded: quote: Doesn't Bic make penis?
Penis, balls, it's all the same neighborhood, shave it all!!!
If you do decide to shave your head, donate the hair to one of the cancer charities in your area. They are always happy to have people donate long hair for wigs for children in chemo. So if you decide to shave your head, do it for the noble reason, for the children......and then take the $200 and buy yourself something nice, like a hat maybe. |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 3:19:18 PM
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quote: If you do decide to shave your head, donate the hair to one of the cancer charities in your area. They are always happy to have people donate long hair for wigs for children in chemo. So if you decide to shave your head, do it for the noble reason, for the children......and then take the $200 and buy yourself something nice, like a hat maybe.
They're called "locks of love" ... or something to that effect. My best friend works for DC101 and grew his hair out for 2 years to donate it so he went on with Elliot in the morning and they did a whole thing with him getting his hair cut in the studio... but it has to be 10 inches or longer. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 3:31:12 PM
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I actually donated hair to locks of love myself. About a year or so ago. I grew my hair for a year or so, just for the hell of it, and then when I was ready to get it cut, I wanted to actually have a reason. So I found this reason. I got it cut, mailed it in just like they said for it to be done, and a while later I got a postcard in the mail thanking me for my hair.
Hair used to make wigs for children with cancer does have to be 10 inches long. However, LoL will take hair shorter than that. They will sell your hair to other wigmaking companies in order to offset the cost of making the wigs they make. So if you send hair that is under 10 inches, it will probably be sold and used for kids without cancer, or even adults. But you will still be helping.
And truth be told, I've been letting my hair grow for a long time now. Months and months...maybe 6 or 7. I haven't officially decided that I'm going to let it grow long so that I can donate it again, but I might just do that. I'm not against it, anyway.
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Tim Reynolds Downloads I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 3:47:31 PM
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Mine is about 8 inches long, but very curly. Will they still take THAT? |
"Hey man...you smell..." "Oh yeah?" "yeah...like dinner..." |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 4:07:57 PM
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quote: Penis, balls, it's all the same neighborhood, shave it all!!!
Hair on your penis? NO way! I didn't think (the plural of penis) had hair.
What IS the plural of penis?
I say cut it for the cash! Tell'em you want $350 and a bag of hydro. It'll grow back.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 4:12:17 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Evergreen What IS the plural of penis?
[removed picture] MWahahah... Couldn't resist. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 4:14:57 PM
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HAHAHA!!!!NO NO thats a picture of a DICK. A Penis is a good thing. |
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 5:52:31 PM
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I think you should shave your head, take the 200 bucks, and buy a wig of even LONGER hair. Teach your family a little lesson about trying to change people. |
"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 05:28:02 AM
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Main Entry: pe·nis Pronunciation: 'pE-n&s Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/ or pe·nis·es Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos Date: 1676 : a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body
There is the grammatical answer to your question. My answer is a little different.
Question: What is the plural of penis?
Answer:A roomful of Fred Durst clones! or EMINEM clones! |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 06:31:47 AM
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quote: Answer:A roomful of Fred Durst clones! or EMINEM clones!
Whatever happened to Fred Durst anyway? |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 10:56:22 AM
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Oh great! Now he's gonna come back. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 05:46:16 AM
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No he's not!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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FredDurst
Is Anybody Here?
19 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 05:47:48 AM
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YES I AM!!! |
FD "KING OF ALL I SURVEY" |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 05:49:49 AM
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Oh God, you were right!!(guess there's a first TIMe for everything!) |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 05:51:32 AM
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and TIMe for another one of these.....................
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Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 11:15:45 AM
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Posted - 12/07/2002 : 05:46:16 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No he's not!!!
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 05:47:48 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YES I AM!!!
Damn Fluffy... what an amazing coincidence that you and Fred Durst were on at the same time... :) |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 12:16:48 PM
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Tim Reynolds Downloads I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 3:04:29 PM
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my parents (mother mostly) got me a washbun elc/acoustic equis II guitar for my 17th?? birthday if i cut my hair for sr pictures. I did, and it grew back even longer then before. SO THE JOKES ON HER! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA .... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (saint jude falls off his chair ..................................... ........ set its back up and sits down) . . . . MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 4:19:04 PM
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Now all you have to wait for is Senoir pictures in college, and maybe they'll make that deal again. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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