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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
 Posted - 10/28/2002 : 8:18:51 PM
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| yes, but whome says "dont do it son....." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 8:51:55 PM
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Lee Carvello of Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge!!! Mwahahahaha!!!
quote:
"I don't think women and sea men mix together at all..."
"We all know what you think!"
Smithers and Burns, when Burns asks him what he thinks of women in the navy.
You know.......these guys.....
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Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 9:29:32 PM
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| u are correct sir. it was mr carvalo. but the link u have given is forbiden. Im not allowed to go in there. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 9:36:20 PM
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| Yeah......I just realized that. Stupid website. Not only won't they let me post the pic, but the also won't let me post the link to the pic. Morons. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 11:23:40 PM
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| try this site for simple picture hosting, its what i use, its really easy. http://www.villagephotos.com |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 12:05:18 AM
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| Yeah, just like his mom! BAM! 2 out of 2, i'm on a streak! Now where's my cookie? |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 12:36:48 AM
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I hope you like peanut butter!
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Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 06:05:12 AM
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Everybody, we just made this topic a whooping 2 pages long.  |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 06:32:46 AM
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I dont think anyone saw my previous quote, or mabye no body knows it.
"You killed the zombie Ned Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?" |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 09:52:43 AM
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simple, holoween episode where bart tries to bring back their first cat snowball from the dead. But the passage he reads doesnt work on pets, just humans. the humans come back and run a-muk in the town. Homer gets a shot gun to clear a way back to the book depository, and he shoots flanders. to which that quote is said.
how bout this one
"this is a rockin roll concert, not the bleadin.... splish splash show." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 5:18:52 PM
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| Hehe.......that was Spinal Tap when they find out that the puddles of water on stage is due to the fact that the venue it an ice skating rink six days out of the week. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 7:23:32 PM
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Here's one:
"Yeah I know, his hair cut is so queer." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 8:04:14 PM
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HTG...*sniff* I answered yours, didn't you look? But any way. The one you posted there is another Holloween special, Homer says it in the one where Mr. Burns is Dracula.
I like this one, it's from the same episode.
"We have to kill the boy!"
"No Grandpa we have to kill the HEAD vampire."
"The boy's a vampire?? AAAAHHH!!" |
"Now that's ripe!"
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"Me was tryin' to save time."
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2002 : 10:14:03 PM
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Here's one:
"Oh no, I've wasted my life." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2002 : 10:46:33 PM
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That's another Holloween special, where France bombs Springfield and Homer thinks he's the only person left.
Comic Book Guy says it.
"No Aqua Man, you can't marry a woman with no gills, you come from two different worlds..." |
"Now that's ripe!"
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 12:08:59 AM
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TN, how random your sig is...I'm just watching Song Remains The Same right now. Funny.
Oh, this is a good thread for this... what font is the Simpsons in? Is it a common one? I just don't place it, and it's so distinctive, I wonder if there's somewhere to get it. For that matter, I wonder if there's somewhere to get Simpsons icons for the desktop. I'm going to go search now. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 12:24:26 AM
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Well instead of kinda say repeatedly and replace the word dog with son.
my butt is for sitting not for kissing.
I said her knee.....and I said knee |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 12:25:40 AM
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Song Remains The Same
Awsome DVD. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 12:35:09 AM
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| Heh, I love The Matrix. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 03:28:27 AM
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Originally posted by enthuTIMsiast
Well instead of kinda say repeatedly and replace the word dog with son.
my butt is for sitting not for kissing.
I said her knee.....and I said knee
OK........
1) Lionel Hutz when Homer and Marge found out that Judge Snider doen't like him because he "kinda ran over his dog".
2)Hank Scorpio when he asks Homer what his dream is and he replies "Uhhhhh.....to work for you?"
3)???? |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 7:47:01 PM
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Here's another one:
"Best... death... EVER..."
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"But West Springfield is three times the size of Texas." |
"Now that's ripe!"
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 10:16:09 PM
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"Best... death... EVER..."
episode where bart and lisa get super powers. the fat comic book guy becomes their arch enimy, and he dies ina pose from battle star galactica i believe. or somthin like that. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2002 : 12:07:22 AM
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"Now that's ripe!"
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"Me was tryin' to save time."
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2002 : 06:19:14 AM
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| I must only use these powers to annoy!" |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2002 : 3:55:18 PM
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How about the seconde one?
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"Now that's ripe!"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2002 : 4:48:26 PM
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How about the seconde one?
Lisa. When Homer runs away with Lenny to work in West Sprinfeild. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2002 : 5:25:25 PM
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| Correct. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 12:16:17 AM
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| Man, this topic's falling fast... |
"Now that's ripe!"
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 12:23:12 AM
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OK........
"Thank goodness it's Wednesday!"
"It's Friday."
"Whoops. Wrong pills." |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 12:33:05 AM
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That one is Abe Simpson's friend, I don't know his name, but he takes the wrong pills and hair starts growing everywhere, I think...
This one is from the newest one, don't know if any one saw it:
"I remember when this used to make me feel like a man... all I have now is my enormous (sp?) genitals." |
"Now that's ripe!"
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"Me was tryin' to save time."
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 03:44:22 AM
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| I don't know your quote, but the man's name in mine is Jasper. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 06:42:03 AM
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I remember when this used to make me feel like a man... all I have now is my enormous (sp?) genitals."
That is the funniest quote any Simpsons character has said. Lou right? The black cop. Haha, in the Halloween episode were they all throw away there guns, thats what he says to the chief. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 4:21:13 PM
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| Yep, that's the one. Was pretty damn funny. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 7:26:16 PM
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"Wow, you saved her...well, the important thing is that there both safe."
GUESS THAT ONE. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 7:36:45 PM
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Lisa, when Mr. Burns falls in love with that woman, don't know if they mention her name, but she was with Snake, and she's in a burning house and Mr. Burns runs in to save her and you see a silouet (sp?) of Mr. Burns holding the woman, but it's really the woman carrying Mr. Burns... right...?
How about this one (they're both from the same episode):
"C'mon Smithers, lets go womanizing!"
"Oh...whoopie..."
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"Put my hand on her knee."
"I said her... and I said knee!"
"Ohh..haha... sorry." |
"Now that's ripe!"
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 8:07:29 PM
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Here's some more:
1.)"Father... please, give me leeegs."
2.)"Beer, the cause, and solution too, all of life's problems." |
"Now that's ripe!"
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"Me was tryin' to save time."
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 9:17:01 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TalkingNeurons
Here's some more:
1.)"Father... please, give me leeegs."
2.)"Beer, the cause, and solution too, all of life's problems."
1.)Out of the mouth of the robot that Homer built right after he states that he finishes everything he starts or something like that.
Homer then throws it out into the street and it drags itself away.
2.)Homer said it....to many beer related lines w/ him for me to pinpoint an episode...BLAST. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 9:50:02 PM
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Fleabass is really on top of these quotes. Heres one:
"All tis yelling is taking away my horny." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 10:21:12 PM
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2.)Homer said it....to many beer related lines w/ him for me to pinpoint an episode...BLAST.
the one where homer is Beer Baron. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 10:54:26 PM
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| Now, guess mine. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 11:28:02 PM
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Her's another"
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was lost in your eyes..." |
"Now that's ripe!"
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 11:29:59 PM
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1.)"Father... please, give me leeegs."
Damn, I thought that one was going to be a hard one. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2002 : 06:13:43 AM
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"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was lost in your eyes..."
That was Homer right? |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2002 : 1:02:46 PM
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yes in the episode where lisa joins w/ the blond haired hippie guy to stop the cutting down of the tree. homer yells at him sayin no one can resist his non threataning good looks.
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2002 : 5:54:45 PM
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| Yeah, that's the one. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2002 : 5:55:45 PM
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| Yeah, that's the one. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2002 : 6:31:17 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by HispanicTeenGuitarist
Heres one:
"All tis yelling is taking away my horny."
The one where Moe changes his bar to a new age yuppie bar. He's sitting at a table w/ "female" russians when Homer and the other Moe's faithful come over to complain. They get kicked out and homer says "I HAD a hat!" and they throw him a hat and he runs away screaming "suckers!" or something like that...Oh that was a good episode. |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2002 : 6:38:22 PM
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| Yeah, its hilarious. Especially when Homer gets REM to play in his garage bar, and the band finds out its a fake, and the lead singer breaks that bottle and gets ready to go for Homer. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2002 : 7:37:12 PM
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Here's another one:
"Well, I can fantasize too... hmmmm... ah-ha, Momma Celest(sp?) raaoorr."
"You toucha me, I cut you!" |
"Now that's ripe!"
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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Posted - 11/06/2002 : 7:41:52 PM
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Yeah, its hilarious. Especially when Homer gets REM to play in his garage bar, and the band finds out its a fake, and the lead singer breaks that bottle and gets ready to go for Homer.
"No Michael(don't know his name)! That's not the REM way." |
"Now that's ripe!"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 06:29:27 AM
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No Michael(don't know his name)! That's not the REM way."
"Your right. Lets just sweep up this broken glass and go." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 5:37:41 PM
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| Delicious Tofu.. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 7:16:19 PM
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Here's another one:
"What's wrong with him now??"
"Night terrors."
"AAAHHHH! Cobras!!" |
"Now that's ripe!"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 8:06:55 PM
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| Lol. TN, you live someone in Georgia right? Becuase every quote you say is from the same episode I see the same night. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2002 : 12:13:27 AM
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| I think they play the same episode all across the country. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2002 : 03:12:56 AM
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| I think it depends on if it's syndicated or broadcasted. I know the syndicated episodes in the Twin Cities aren't the same daily as in Milwaukee... |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2002 : 11:29:07 PM
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Heres a good one.
"_________, A bee almost stung me! I felt the wind go right by my ear!"
The ______ is a name this person is talking too. If I put it there it would be a instant dead give away...that is, if I havent spoiled it all ready. |
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joemoe
Try A Little Harder
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Posted - 11/10/2002 : 8:14:54 PM
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Oh, thats Homer. He's talking to Marge. Here's one:
"Whats this miracal? You want me to shoot and kill everyone?" |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2002 : 8:27:11 PM
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| Chief Wiggum. In the episode where Ned builds the Christian theme park. And Maude's statue releases gas which makes the townsfolk hallucinate and think they're witnessing miracles. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2002 : 02:18:18 AM
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Here's one:
gasp* "You cant use the word sex on the internet!" |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2002 : 8:15:12 PM
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Is mine really that hard?
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"Now that's ripe!"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2002 : 8:54:42 PM
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Is mine really that hard?
No, its just being ignored. This topic isnt what it used to be I guess. But the answer is Bart and Homer, talking to his teacher while Homer screams on the ground. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2002 : 9:50:18 PM
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Here is another:
"Can I lick your fingers? Meet me by the mail slot." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2002 : 11:57:04 PM
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"Well, I can fantasize too... hmmmm... ah-ha, Momma Celest(sp?) raaoorr."
"You toucha me, I cut you!"
No one has answered that one yet.. |
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joemoe
Try A Little Harder
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Posted - 11/15/2002 : 07:30:19 AM
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"So...I started my period todat."
phht! "Oh dear lord." |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:39:27 PM
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Its no use Joemoe, everyone seems to have lost intrest in this topic.  But to answer that quote, its that black haired commedian and Marge says "oh lord." Cant remember her name though. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:48:06 PM
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| Blind Joe Death is Alive and Well. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:50:39 PM
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| *cough, post whore, cough* |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:52:28 PM
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| *cough dirty cheating bastard cough* |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:54:54 PM
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Ha! I must leave now to head for my dads. I figure your going to get about 20 more posts in...hhhmmm.  Damn you Jay. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:56:01 PM
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| hehehe! HAve a good time at your dads! |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 10:15:26 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by HispanicTeenGuitarist
Its no use Joemoe, everyone seems to have lost intrest in this topic. But to answer that quote, its that black haired commedian and Marge says "oh lord." Cant remember her name though.
I think it's Janine Gerafalo (sp?).....you know, that chick in The Truth About Cats and Dogs....
And it's not that I've lost interest in this topic, it's just that every quote seems to be from the last couple of seasons......so I can't even begin to guess them. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 11/17/2002 : 3:21:27 PM
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And it's not that I've lost interest in this topic, it's just that every quote seems to be from the last couple of seasons......so I can't even begin to guess them.
Some Simpsons fan you are, phht* Here's one though.
"Uuummm, pisol whip." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/17/2002 : 3:49:40 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by HispanicTeenGuitarist
"Uuummm, pisol whip."
Is that supposed to be pistol? |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/17/2002 : 3:54:33 PM
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| Damn. Yes, yes it is. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/17/2002 : 4:00:24 PM
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| Well......I think it's Chief Wiggum.....but I could be wrong. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 11/18/2002 : 02:44:11 AM
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| I'd have to say that Homer said it...maybe in the beer baron episode? |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/18/2002 : 06:38:34 AM
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| Its Homer, but wrong episode. Its when Burns is getting married, and Snake, Burn's wifes ex-boyfriend kidnaps both her and Homer, and tells her that he's going to pistol whip Homer all night to get her to love him again. He says, "Um, pistol whip," and you see a thought bubble of him eating whip cream with a gun. |
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joemoe
Try A Little Harder
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Posted - 11/18/2002 : 07:29:49 AM
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| Ha ha. The same episode where Chief Wigum see's Homer tied up in a chair through the scope of a rifle and says, "Oh sweet! The suspect is tied to a chair. Easy shot!" |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 11/18/2002 : 1:23:52 PM
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| Must be a newer episode, haven't seen it. |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 8:33:21 PM
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| Ditto. But that mental picture of eating whip cream with a gun sounds pretty funny. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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Posted - 11/25/2002 : 8:07:55 PM
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Damnit, I guess I am the one to keep this topic alive!
Here's one:
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
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"Now that's ripe!"
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"Me was tryin' to save time."
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/25/2002 : 8:22:09 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TalkingNeurons
"Lisa needs braises..."
By braices, do you mean braces?
BTW, I have no clue what episode that was in. When the answer is revealed I will try to download it from the Simpsons FTP. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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Posted - 11/25/2002 : 11:56:31 PM
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Damnit, Tericee, quit making fun of me!
But seriously, braces, braices, whatever, the kind you put in your mouth. |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 12:25:32 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TalkingNeurons
Damnit, Tericee, quit making fun of me!
I'm sorry - a little. I'm just hoping that my time here on the board is not wasted. If I can help just one person learn how to spell better I will feel like I've accomplished something. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 12:38:55 AM
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I'm sorry - a little. I'm just hoping that my time here on the board is not wasted. If I can help just one person learn how to spell better I will feel like I've accomplished something.
Damn, I feel like SGWAG, haha... no?....okay... |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 01:23:24 AM
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| You're WAY better than that guy. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 07:11:42 AM
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quote:
I'm sorry - a little. I'm just hoping that my time here on the board is not wasted. If I can help just one person learn how to spell better I will feel like I've accomplished something.
Awesome, our TR board spell checker. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 09:42:51 AM
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Episode where Lisa needs braces. Mr. Burns wants to cut the union budget, so he decides to get rid of the dental plan in exchange for a keg of beer. Homer figures this out after couple minutes of
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces!"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:11:24 PM
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Quick Simpsons triva:
What part of the power plant does Homer work in? |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:31:04 PM
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You're WAY better than that guy.
That's good to know.
And to answer HTG's question, it's sector 7-G. Right? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:36:10 PM
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Correct. And he's the safety inspector there.
Smithers: There's some trouble with the reactor in Sector 7-G
Burns: Good God! Who's the safety inspector there?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Good man? Intellegent?
Smithers: Actually, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
Burns: Thank you, President Ford! |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:51:10 PM
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Your right, but that one was way to easy, hhmmm, how about:
What Bible verse does Homer say to get rid of the giant spider blocking the exit so he can go to the Duff plant with Barney? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 8:01:17 PM
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"Thou shalt not........(and he throws a rock at the spider, which knocks it unconsciuos)"
Trick question!!!!!!
If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector 7-B.
To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 8:22:41 PM
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Damn! I should've known you would get it. How about:
What was the name of Homer's bowling team? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 9:48:59 PM
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| Pin Pals. They kicked out Otto so Mr. Burns could be in. The group also consisted of Homer, Apu, and Moe. Homer's shirt also made a reappearance in the episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay because he picked up a few tendancies from the gay man who owned the game shop. I can't remember his name.......I wanna say Carl, but I know that that's the other gay man who was Homer's assistant when he got promoted. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/26/2002 : 10:00:38 PM
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| Correct! Okay, your turn to slap a question down. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 12:13:04 AM
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Aw, do I have to? Hehe......alright, just let me think of one.
What is Smithers' dog name and what breed is he? |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 11/27/2002 : 05:54:07 AM
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Smither's Yorkshire Terrier is named Hercules.
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Mmm, If you did it, sir? |
Peace & Keep the Faith
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"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 05:55:45 AM
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| So onto page 3.................................. |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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pcbTIM, guess these two.....
