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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
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 Posted - 09/16/2002 : 6:56:08 PM
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your caught masturbating.
1.) look surprised, which shouldn't be too hard considering.
2.) from here u have two options.
2.a)scream GET HELP!!! MY HAND ANGD WILLY ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!
2.b)calmly state that your are TRYING to help keep the kittin population under controll.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 7:39:50 PM
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Hilarious! I'd explain about the kittens, hahahahahahhaha.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 8:04:07 PM
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yeah. the kittin' would be funny. hahahahahahahaha
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 8:08:04 PM
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i'd say, " dammit Mike, get the hell out of the bathroom, I'm taking a shit!" and then smack you becasue you are the only one that would barge inot the bathroom when I'M in there...not that I'm complaining...its better than my mom or dad...or even my...eeek...sister...
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 8:15:06 PM
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yeah ur dad would be like either jay get out...my turn, or guess who died today and ud be like dad i'm keeping kittin's undercontroll here...i'm busy
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:02:07 PM
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Dave Attel is great
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire. |
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SourGirl
Try A Little Harder
USA
53 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:17:18 PM
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Only you guy would be discussng this topic. The kitten thing is pretty comical tho'. Whenever I'm in need of a good laugh I know where to come. 
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:19:04 PM
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Whenever I'm in need of a good laugh I know where to come
This is hilarious!!!I know, i'm a a little imature, but this topic,(about masturbation) and that line...are pure genious!!!!!! Thanks for that laugh SourGirl.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:29:38 PM
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I'd just look at the person and say "Do you MIND?!?!"
Oh and captain....what exactly brought this question on? Did something...hehe...happen?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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GuitarGuy305
Alien Abductee
USA
2007 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 10:50:53 PM
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Dave Attel is great
Yeah, Insomniac is one of my favorite shows. It's nice to see him just out on the street, not doing material, but just interacting with people. You can really see his comedic personality come out then.
Adam
Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin'...Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car...
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 7:32:02 PM
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naw Pcb. nothin' happened...though u do have my # is u do want somthing to happen...
mo my friends just told my this and i just added the kittin' thingy to spice it up a bit.
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 8:17:53 PM
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naw Pcb. nothin' happened...though u do have my # is u do want somthing to happen...
Huh? CP, what are you trying to say here.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 8:31:08 PM
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I think he's trying to ask me out......or let me walk in on him........either way I'm on board!
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 11:59:23 PM
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Lol.
(little do the inncoent people of the TR board, HTG has gotten away with another post whorish attempt to raise his post count)
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2002 : 12:11:52 AM
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If it's the right person... I tell her to come over here and give me a hand.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2002 : 01:14:37 AM
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If it's the right person... I tell her to come over here and give me a hand.
.....maybe two...........after all, why should you be doing all the work?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2002 : 6:38:20 PM
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hehe. funny.
(joining HTG,in the post count in crease C.P. posts his next big post binge)
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