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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
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 Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:28:20 PM
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So, the Capt. and I were in class today, World History, but we have a sub. He's a college kid, whos a big fan of the tring Cheese Incident and all. So today, this girl that sits next to me comes in TOTALLY drunk! She was so damn drunk! So anyways, we split up inot groups to do a worksheet. She sits with me and Capt. P. and works with us. She had a bottle of beer ina sock in her bookbag, that she showed us. As we worked, the bottle BROKE! Beer began to seep out of her bookbag and all over the floor! In about five minutes, a puddle the size of Lake Erie cover the corner of the classroom. She got out of class and wnet to her locker to put her bookbag away, and the sub walks over to me and starts talking to me bout teh SCI concert last July. He notced to puddle of beer, I'm sure. So anyways, me and Capt. get out of there in a flash, and are scared the rest of the day that we'd be called down to the pricipal to explain the entire case...we didn't, and my frineds who had World History after me kept aking, "Why does it smell like BEER in there?"
The sub, being a cool guy and all, jsut told everyone it was water! Hehehehe!
Tomorrow he's prolly gonna talk to us and ask us what happned, but god it was funny!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:58:18 PM
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What would YOU have done if YOU had been the teacher? I do not know what I'd have done...probably had a talk with someone and explain to them that that's not the best thing that one can do at school...
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:58:56 PM
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I don't know if he will. this was first perios and EVERYONE noticed it. Man, he could get his license taken away...oh well, it was fun!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:59:18 PM
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yeah it was go funny. we're all in these little groups for some worksheet that we have to writ and she was totally drunk. she sadi she had like nine of those things. ne way she had a bottle of miller lite like jay said. ne way we were workin' and then i noticed this puddle of yellow liquid and was like hey...did ur beer botle break. she wa slike freakin out...i was like take ur sweater off and wipeit up...she missed like half of the puddle. now that it was over it's really unny. i thought we were dead when he came over to rakl to us.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 5:05:35 PM
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he came over to rakl to us.
Hehe..
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 5:06:16 PM
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hehehe!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 5:55:56 PM
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hehe...
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 6:47:58 PM
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STOP THAT!
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 7:47:30 PM
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Stop what? hehe!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 12:40:29 AM
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heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 04:02:34 AM
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Hey Jason......put the hallucinogens DOWN!!
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:20:12 AM
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Too bad there's not a function on this board with which you can make your words go into a spiral...that would RAWK!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 3:25:04 PM
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So, the sub did nothing today! He is really cool! He did his cartman impression for a few of us today,
" There is NOT a radar dish coming out of my ass!" Or whatever he says. But it was cool. Every time he looked and Me or capt. we would cringe and hope for the best...but nothing happened!
Thanks for the hit, brutha! (passes it back to Dirtysloth.)
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 4:41:20 PM
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Too bad there's not a function on this board with which you can make your words go into a spiral...that would RAWK!
However, I do have to commend you on that job. Making all those color and size adjustments must have taken you a while. You have make post whoring an art.
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 4:56:06 PM
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It wasn't trouble free, that's true.
And thanks, I try to make my whoring at least pleasant for myself. And I still respect myself in the morning.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 5:17:10 PM
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Are you inplying that I don't respect myself in the morning.....because you're right!
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 7:02:08 PM
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heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
heehehehehehehehehehe
Yes.
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 9:43:47 PM
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yeah i was like oh shit aomthin's going to happen to day......but nothin' did. he was like do this werksheet and after u u finish it u guys can bs or whatever u do....he looked back @ jay and i in a sort of funny way....i was like "B.S.?? whats that...Beer spilling???" really corny but funny @ the TIMe. also i have this guy for a studyhall teacher and everyTIMe i looked in his direction it seemed like he was starrin' back @ me.....
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 04:21:45 AM
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What the fuck does it say above this post? Because I have no goddamn clue.
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 11:07:18 AM
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to read my post....substutute the the ' at the end of words w/ ing to a g......EX#1 somthin' would be somthing
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 2:17:00 PM
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What the fuck does it say above this post? Because I have no goddamn clue.
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to read my post....substutute the the ' at the end of words w/ ing to a g......EX#1 somthin' would be somthing
Which, might I point out, is still spelled incorrectly. |
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:38:19 PM
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Originally posted by Captain Petersburgh
to read my post....substutute the the ' at the end of words w/ ing to a g......EX#1 somthin' would be somthing
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys....
What the fuck does it say in this quote? Because I have no goddamn clue.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:51:01 PM
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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