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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 08/24/2002 : 8:56:33 PM
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So, choose one way to die:
1: Left in the desert with two broken legs and nothign to eat or drin except barbeque sauce.
2: Trapped in a small room with no food or drink exept magic cigarettes that supply you with food and quench your thirst. The only problem is, you ahve to smoke 100 to feel sastisfied.
3: Drown in corn syrup.
4: Spun around very fast unitl you die.
5: taking a pill that makes you throw up and turn inside out.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 8:58:16 PM
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CORN SYRUP!
Quicker than the other's I'd imagine. I can't hold my breath very long.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 8:59:43 PM
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But its fuckin corn syrup.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:00:05 PM
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HELLO? Jay, there are only supposed to be two options, like always...you've strayed the last two times...That's not allowed.
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:00:39 PM
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Thanks to a play I was in, I had corn syrup all over my hands and face. It'd be better than drinking BBQ sauce, or vomiting.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:01:47 PM
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Yeah, then you can make both of them suck, so either way you're screwed!
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:03:29 PM
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This one is rather morbid.......
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:05:53 PM
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What else would you want on a Saturday night?
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:09:25 PM
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A piece of flatbread?
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:14:14 PM
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This reminds me of a joke...
Two men are trapped on an island. the chief of te native tribe thee tells the men,
" You can choose two ways to die. Death by Kabookie, or you cna have the villagers choose your death."
The first man says, " I choose death by Kabookie!"
The villagers surround him and anal rape him unitl he dies.
The seocnd man see this andis horrified. He says,
" I shall have th villagers choose my death!"
One week later, the villagers are called to the execution. The chief says:
" it ahs been put to a vote, we have chosen your death. You will die by Kabookie."
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:17:19 PM
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That is funny. What island , Australia? It used to a Prison colony....
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:24:29 PM
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no the UK.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:32:47 PM
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Oh dear.
Tension mounts, what will PCBDMB's Response BE!?
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 9:47:07 PM
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You know, the UK isn't really an island.......England is, but not the UK.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 10:23:22 PM
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I'll take door number three also, Bob.
teri 
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 11:52:35 PM
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It's MONTY!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 12:53:36 AM
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Which part of the UK are you in?
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 2:47:44 PM
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Darn. They don't have doors you can choose on the Price is Right? When you're picking your showcase or whatever? I guess I don't watch enough game shows.
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 3:44:42 PM
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London........I live with the relatives of my dad who used to live here before he moved to California.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 3:46:43 PM
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Yeah, that drive to London is a bitch! I couldn't believe how long it took me to get to your "office" that time!
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 4:09:11 PM
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I do have to admire your ambition to drive all the way over here.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 4:33:49 PM
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 4:38:03 PM
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Aawwwwwww.......I feel all warm inside.....
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 7:18:11 PM
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No if this gets any more, um.... "intimate" start a private chat, no cyber sex on the board please.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 7:20:02 PM
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Hehe......reminds me of a parent saying something like "Take it outside!"
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 7:26:20 PM
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Totally platonic Arthen. Patrick is too young for me. Or I'm too old for him. Whatever.
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 7:29:58 PM
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Hee.
Well, haven't you ever seen The Graduate!?
"Are you trying to seduce me, Ms. Tericee?"
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 8:14:53 PM
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going back to the originality of the post...i'd say the magic cigarettes, cause everything else seems to hell-ridden for me.
"Set the gear shift to the high gear of your soul, you gotta run like an antelope, out of control" -Dude of Life |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 8:32:51 PM
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2: Trapped in a small room with no food or drink exept magic cigarettes that supply you with food and quench your thirst. The only problem is, you ahve to smoke 100 to feel sastisfied.
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Spun around very fast in corn syrup, after taking a pill that aids in the throwing up which is already inevitable from the spinning, and washing down the pill with the corn syrup that is drowning me causing me to be turned inside out and left on a desert island with 2 broken legs and nothing to eat or drink but BBQ sauce.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2002 : 9:40:08 PM
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Wouldn't you throw up from all the "magic" cigarettes that supply you with food and drink?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 02:31:27 AM
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Heh.
Probably. Yuck. I tried smoking. I didn't like it one bit, but don't get me wrong, I don't hate smokers. If they wanna do it, so be it.
BUT IT JUST RUINS MUSICIANS! Bob Dylan used to sing somewhat well, now.....
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 05:24:57 AM
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pcbdmb asked:quote:
Wouldn't you throw up from all the "magic" cigarettes that supply you with food and drink?
I have 2 answers:
First, for the sake of argument, I could get used to throwing up from the "magic" cigarettes for the rest of my life. I would rather throw up than die. As unpleasant as throwing up is, it is certainly better than death. Death is so PERMANENT!! Nothing to get used to except nitely visits from Xar. Speaking of, where has he been lately. Maybe I don't want to know the answer.
Second, more logically answer, If you don't eat anything you have nothing to throw up. So smoking may be unpleasant, but you would get used to smoking pretty quick. And it is a darn site better than dying, but if you think about smoking will kill you as well, but at least you get some TIMe before you die.
As for Arthen comment, don't get me wrong, I love Bob Dylan, but if you are trying to tell me that smoking has affected his voice I think you are sadly mistaken. That guy has had a bad(read: Unique) voice his entire career. It hasn't gotten any better or worse. I think smoking had little to do with Mr Dylans voice. That is not to say that smoking is good for your voice, but in Dylans case, I don't see a difference.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 4:40:52 PM
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true, I agree there...although it has affected his Harmonica playing..he hardly does t at all anymore cause he can't. Oh well...In some cases, people wouldn't have their voices if it wasn't for smoking...
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 6:34:53 PM
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Since i already smoke alot, and i already smoke a form of Magic Cigarette's... then you guessed it... i choose that, lol
Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 8:58:01 PM
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I'll go with the magic cigarettes.
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 12:39:33 AM
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Yeah, he never used to sing great, but Lay Lady Lay, was pretty well done.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:16:29 PM
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JAY, LAY OFF THE POT!!
Wait a minute, guess that should have been NeKAD. HEHE I'm so confused!! Must be those magic cigarettes. Strangely, the magic cigarettes make me hungry, I thought they were supposed to make me feel satiated, not hungry.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:17:56 PM
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Hmmmm. What brand sells Magic Cigarettes?
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 8:28:42 PM
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Laramies.
"Ah, that smooth Carolina smoke."
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2002 : 1:53:02 PM
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WOOPS!! Jay, Lay of the WEED!!!
Are Laramies made with tomacco? If so, you can smoke them while driving in your Canyonero on your way to Hullabalooza, but if your driving, don't drink any Flaming Moes before you go, afterall, you are the designated driver.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 3:45:44 PM
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| And another... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 6:02:48 PM
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| Hands down, #2... magic cigarettes... seeing as how I gave up ciggs for Lent, at this point smoking 100 AND being fed seems like a dream come true.... |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 7:39:44 PM
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| Cigarettes are already where I get my nutrition from, you insensitive clod! |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 8:42:44 PM
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| Can I switch my vote to #4? |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 9:28:36 PM
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Sorry Jay these are really sick, Lay off the Weed  |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 9:53:17 PM
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| Which one PJK? you gotta pick one! |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 9:56:01 PM
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oh no don't make me pick one! I hate all of them!!!! My choice of dying youngish in my sleep isn't there! I guess I would have to go with #2, smoking the ciggarettes! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 06:44:25 AM
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| Is this a new tactic by the tobacco companies to get people to start smoking again? Am I gonna turn on the TV one of these days and see a commercial for some "magic" cigarettes? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 11:19:35 AM
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| I'd take the magic cigarettes but the small closed in room is involved and my throat is closing and I can't breath just thinking about it. If it was magic cigarettes in a small tent I'd take it. But I'll have to go with the desert and BBQ sauce scenario. Because thirst kills you quickly and hallucinations are fun. I don't think I'd drink the BBQ sauce I'd probably rub that on my body for sun screen after I get psychotic from the thirst and heat. But who knows I might use the BBQ sauce for lubrication in my desert sandy vagina during my one last fling with a camel. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2003 : 3:32:33 PM
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| Wow... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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tim~and~dave
Chatterbox
112 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2003 : 3:42:24 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Evergreen
I don't think I'd drink the BBQ sauce I'd probably rub that on my body for sun screen
Sort of like a self marinade, right? I hope I'm in the desert that day I bet you're tasty. |
I'm going to give this "punctuation" thing a chance. How am I doing?
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2003 : 4:24:36 PM
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HAHAHA pretty funny Evergreen but fucking a camel with two broken legs has to be worse than a small room, don't ya think? At least in the small room after smoking the 100 cigarettes I can have fantacies about sex with someone like Tom Cruise while pleasuring myself, hehe.No pain only pleasure! Until ofcourse I find out I'm dead from starvation and dehydration! Now thats not such a bad way to go. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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