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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
 Posted - 08/13/2002 : 8:33:59 PM
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"Uggghhh, ants are crawling in my mouth and I dont care."
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 8:38:03 PM
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i don't kno
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 8:48:02 PM
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Need a clue?
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 8:50:41 PM
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Ants in the mouth..... 
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 8:51:56 PM
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Oh come on, the show is incredibly popular. pcbdmb should know it...
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 9:03:49 PM
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Homer Simpson!
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 9:06:48 PM
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CLOSE!!! But the character is on the Simpsons.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 9:24:49 PM
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damn, two scenes come to mind... one is when Bart and Lisa absoltely stuff themselves with candy after visiting a candy fair. The other is I think Bart and Milhouse who get drugged out on too many slushies, is either one of those the scene that leads to that line?
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 9:28:35 PM
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It's actually Milhouse and Bart at church, after eating the whole ice-cream topping table, there laying againts a tree covered in food. You got it though.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 9:49:01 PM
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Bart and Milhouse who get drugged out on too many slushies
That scene was on the clip show I watched today. The singing clip show...it was funny, but like all clip shows, it was only somewhat good.
I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 12:36:10 AM
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True.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 12:41:16 AM
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I remember the slushie/syrup one...
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 02:06:56 AM
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It's odd that they even mock the idea of a clip show in the show itself, it's like the writers know how much we hate them, yet they still do em. What's up wit dat????
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 02:55:48 AM
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To make people ask questions...thats whats up with that.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 05:55:19 AM
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Damn!!!! I missed it !!!!! C'mon! Do another one!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 07:00:24 AM
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pcbdmb, this should be an easy one for you:
"Hhm! All that sex for nothing!"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2002 : 01:07:28 AM
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Manjula
Mmmmmmm......sweet mint Julip.......I'll be at Moe's!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 02:44:12 AM
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haha, that episode was on here tonight, I hadn't seen it in a while, I forgot how great of an episode it was. I was laughing my ass off at the opening scene where homer builds that 4-way fork and takes a bite out of everyone's food!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 8:41:47 PM
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One that I hadn't seen in a while was the one where Ralph falls in love with Lisa because she gave him that train valentine. I forgot how great that episode was too.
"I choo-choo-choose you"
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 10:26:28 PM
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I always liked the x-files spoof episode.
Using The Force Daily...
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 11:43:08 PM
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Yeah.....like when Mulder shows his badge and he's posing in Speedos...hehe.
"Goodnight. I'm Leonard Nemoy. And remember.....keep watching the skis......uhh..skies..."
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 3:02:28 PM
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Don't forget the other valentine card. "Bee My Friend."
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2002 : 3:44:40 PM
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Moe: So who are you guys anyway?
Mulder: Agents Mulder and Scully...........FBI.
Moe: FBI, huh?......uummmmm, excuse me a minute.......Alright fellas! Talk him back to Sea World!
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 03:34:17 AM
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Here's another one:
"This is where I come to cry."
But THE FUNNIEST thing in the Simpsons is when Homer thought that Barts teacher was called "Mrs.Crabapple"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:31:33 PM
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Milhouse, in the episode where it shows each character's day. He says it to Bart when they go into the cave to see the illegal fireworks owned by Fat Tony........c'mon! Challenge me!!
"Wait a minute! Bart's teacher's name is Krabapple?! I've been calling her Crandel! Oohhh!! I've been making an idiot out of myself!"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 12:38:00 AM
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Here's another one:
"It'll prevent my men from homosexuality for 15 mintues...."
That quote is somewhere along those lines, but should be easy.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 02:26:20 AM
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Captain McCallister....otherwise known as the Sea Captain (who isn't really a captain). Episode where Apu does something romantic for Manjula each day for seven days before Valentine's Day.
"Thanks for givin' me these copies of Juggs. It'll prevent my crew from resorting to homosexuality......fer about ten minutes!"
"Har har har.....looks who's talking!"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 06:10:34 AM
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Wow...that knowledge blows me away. Let me think of another one:
"That boys parents must have made some terrible mistakes"
That ones probably easier than the last, haha.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 3:12:51 PM
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quote:
"That boys parents must have made some terrible mistakes"
You know.......I'm not sure about this one! Maybe it's because it doesn't stand out like other quotes do. Or maybe it's from one of those new ones that I don't really like. Either way, I get the feeling that Marge said that......but this is the first one where I'm not sure......I mean, I can hear her saying that......but it might have been someone else......dammit.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 3:30:37 PM
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YOU SUCK!!! I beat you, muahahahahahhahaha. This is from the episode where bart steals the video game, and as he's walking back in the store with the clerk, the woman comes out with that annoying kid and goes, "That boys parents must have made some terrible mistakes" Then the kid goes, "Shut up mom!!" It's okay pcbdmb, you'll get it next time.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 3:33:20 PM
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Here's an easy one pcbdmb:
"Hey, it's that kid that laughs at everyone. Lets all laugh at him!"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 3:39:07 PM
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ummmmmmm....goofy, southern hick voice......referring to Nelson.....I think it's Bart making a funny voice.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 4:11:49 PM
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It's the really tall dude thats driving the small car that Nelson makes fun of. The guy gets out, and chases him, and makes him walk down the road with his pants down? Remember pcbdmb? The episode were it talked about Springfields 25 stories?????
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 4:35:47 PM
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Dammit! For that first one, that other kid's name is Gavin. And that second one is one of my favorites, especially because of how they make fun of Pulp Fiction. But I haven't seen either one of those on a long TIMe........but hopefully I'll have every season on DVD, so nothing like this will happen again.
Oh......and that's 22 Short Stories about Springfield.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 4:41:09 PM
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OK......I've got one for you!
"I could not sell him. He's like a frozen father to me."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 5:36:46 PM
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Isnt that Apu? When the old man freezes in his freezer, and he's making money off of him as a freak?
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 7:43:33 PM
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Correct! Now the next one.....
"I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all. Hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop..."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 7:47:28 PM
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I dont have a clue.....
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 05:22:32 AM
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I think the rule should be to leave it open for 24 hours before releasing the answer. So go to bed with this rolling around in the back of your mind....and get some sleep.....IF YOU CAN!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 07:14:53 AM
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Trickey bastard...but before I get ready for school, here's one for you:
"Oh, Marge, I was just thinking about you...for the last 20 years!"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 1:21:44 PM
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Artie Zipp.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 7:40:36 PM
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Good...now tell me your's. It's been eating at my brain all day.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:24:35 PM
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Krusty. And here's another one.
"Hey Krusty, Krusty, remember the time we got loaded and set those beavers loose in that pine furniture store?"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:26:44 PM
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I'm taking a guess by saying the Mayor, but i'm pretty much stumped on that one. Sigh* you win pcbdmb, but, one more to test your knowledge.
"Well, thats is, I've lost them forever"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:27:46 PM
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Wait a sec, did you just edit your reply?
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:32:50 PM
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Yes I did.....like that one better.....oh and the quote was "These candidates make me want to vomit in terror!".........and it was Homer.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:35:23 PM
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I'll right, i'm thinking of yours. Try and get mine, it's pretty easy, I saw the episode today, which gave me that idea.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:35:24 PM
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quote:
"Well, thats is, I've lost them forever"
Principal Skinner when he was addressing Bart and his class when they were in kindergarten and introduced himself as Principal Spinner? I'm not sure what he called himself.....
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:36:08 PM
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Whoa...
But it was principle SINNER.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:39:06 PM
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Dammit!!! I knew that!!!! The best part of that episode (which is based on how Lisa first got her sax) is that Jimbo Jones is wearing a pink shirt with a bunny rabbit on it.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 9:42:39 PM
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I liked it when you see Doctor Hilbert, with all of his gold neclaces and his hair. Or when the school concelor is like,
"School can be a very hectic place for kids, and it can have very negative results, especially with such homosexual tendances as your son."
Marge: Barts not gay!
Concelor: Oh, Bart! Wrong file. (and he puts it up, and it says, Milhouse.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It was something along those lines.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 4:25:08 PM
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OK....new one.....I think this one is easy.....
"My doctor says I'm not allowed to go on sprees."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 4:30:33 PM
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quote:
"Hey Krusty, Krusty, remember the time we got loaded and set those beavers loose in that pine furniture store?"
Whoops! I forgot about mine. It's Chief Wiggum.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 8:20:26 PM
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Pcbdmb, your knowledge of the Simpsons is mind numbing, but, I fold. You are the Simpsons quote champion...I would like to have your children.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 8:33:25 PM
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If you can find a way for that to happen, I will be happy to donate my............"TIMe".
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 11:40:58 PM
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Yeah, i'm going to have to find a way, since I did lose....
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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What TV character said this line.....
