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Fluffy
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 Posted - 03/30/2002 : 08:14:11 AM
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Top Eleven Signs Tim Reynolds Wants to Kick Your Ass
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11. He was so mad that he finally spoke and said, "I want to kick your ass." (rich36@hotmail.com)
(We received nearly forty entries like the one you just read -- it was the first of the group we received)
10. When you yell a request and TIM yells back. (odin___@yahoo.com)
9. Didn't you read his manifesto in the New York Times? (mdeming@vt.edu)
8. Someone yells in the audience, "Where's Trey?" (edh@coloradoalum.net)
7. You mistake him for a former member of Menudo. (dgfair0@pop.uky.edu)
6. He spreads rumors about you to Leroi and Boyd, even though you only had one of his S'mores Pop Tarts. God, that guy is a little over the top. (macavoy@villagenet.com)
5. He takes aim, then hackey-sacks an effects pedal where the sun don't shine. (beverlyr@bnp.com)
4. He stops playing "Ants Marching" and starts cursing and flipping you off. (brettsadler@hotmail.com)
3. After an audience member asks if Tim ever cut his hair, he replies, "No, I cut people's throats." (DMBBoyd@aol.com)
2. When you refer to him as "Dave's bitch." (olala@aol.com)
1. Pete, I just showed Tim this topic. He's not happy... (Dbledipper@aol.com)
http://www.dmbml.com/interact/topten/tim.html
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/30/2002 : 5:19:19 PM
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Hahaha, i dont think tim would really get angry at this though
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Pete, I just showed Tim this topic. He's not happy
Im sure he could find the humor in it.
I like the pedal up the ass coment... that was good.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/31/2002 : 07:50:12 AM
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#1 should have been:
Tim just gave you a "Freebird" after you kept yelling that and "Timmah!!".
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Tim tells you he just changed his name to "Dick".
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Tim tells you to "listen" with your ears not your mouth!
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IndianaJames
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 03/31/2002 : 11:16:09 PM
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Where did you guys find this list? Apparently I submitted #3 (in retrospect it was a LITTLE violent!) but it's always nice to see things end up after you've forgotten them. I was scanning the DMB message boards a few months back when I saw some girl had quoted one of my articles from FarmAid. Apparently the Charlottesville Weekly had picked it up (without my knowledge, of course) and it surprised the hell out of me. I don't know what my point was, but I've clearly lost it.
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LizT
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/01/2002 : 4:29:06 PM
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Hey IndianaJames, I was just surfing the web, searched on Tim Reynolds on google.com and it was one of the hits. The link it gave me is posted at the end of the list. Liz also posted it above in her answer and here it it one more time.
http://www.dmbml.com/interact/topten/tim.html
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Fluffy
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Posted - 11/28/2002 : 11:54:19 PM
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| This one is so funny I thought I would bring it back to the top. ENJOY!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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tericee
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Posted - 11/30/2002 : 01:43:50 AM
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| Good idea! Loved it! |
teri 
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Fluffy
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Posted - 12/02/2002 : 12:47:59 AM
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| Hey IndianaJames, I must know what inspired your addition to the list, if you don't mind sharing. HEHE They are all quite funny. |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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