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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 02/26/2002 : 9:18:56 PM
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and when u wake up its all fuzzy and wont focus at all... even after like 10 mins.... it sux.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 02/26/2002 : 10:35:37 PM
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Can't say that I have. Sounds like it sucks though. However, one time I woke up in the middle of the night and my arm was asleep... to the point where it was just completely numb... couldn't move it/feel it at all... I noticed I couldn't move it and reached over to where I thought my arm was and it wasn't there... keep in mind I don't really have that much sense after being awake for 2 seconds... for a second there I thought I lost my arm or something... really weird.
Peace,
Patrick
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1302 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 10:41:14 PM
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Oh... ever fall asleep with your eyes open? This has only happened to me once. I was positioned so that I was looking at a Dave Matthews poster on my wall. My dream turned out to be a Dave & Tim concert. Sadly I was only watching Dave. I could still hear Tim though. 
Peace,
Patrick
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 10:52:15 PM
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my eye is finally back to normal now.... wow that was weird..
my arms fall asleep in the night all the time.... its fun to sit up and twist your body around fast so they wip around and shit... its kewl... but try not to knock over your lamp... since u wont be able to pick it up.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 02/26/2002 : 10:52:50 PM
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I've woken up with both my arms completely asleep from the shoulder down (and I mean completely, like dirtydirty said, can't feel a thing or move them at all.)
So the feeling in my arms is AWOL, and I'm lying there like a paraplegic, trying my best to get oot of my bed, and the best I can do is roll over. I would give some serious money for a video of that, for real. Anyway, what I finally have to do is roll off my bed, push with my legs over to the wall (not far, thank goodness) and press myself into a standing position using only my legs and the wall. Sounds easy; believe me, it isn't. But I'll bet it was funny. And the whole time, I'm thinking, what if in my arm, while it's flailing around under my heavy body, numb, a really important bone just *snaps* and I don't even feel a thing, and then when I complete my roll, *whammo* there's my good old ulna sticking halfway oot of my formerly scarless arm. Ouch.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 02/27/2002 : 01:01:04 AM
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*whammo* there's my good old ulna sticking halfway oot of my formerly scarless arm. Ouch.
Haha that was great.
-J
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 02:01:17 AM
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You think it's hard when arms fall asleep, try your legs! My back is fucked up or something so if i sit down on the ground for too long in the same position, both my legs fall asleep and go numb. In order to get up i have to pull myself up usually and to walk i have to look at my feet and think about the movement, as in move them and adjust accordingly to what i see them doing. It's fucked up, I almost fell over once.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 02:09:32 AM
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my legs go numb when i play guitar sitting down alot.... that sux.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 10:19:18 AM
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The all time numb was when I had surgery on my arm. I had an axillary (armpit) block. There was an anesthetic injected into an artery in my armpit, then my arm went completely dead. I had this weird phantom feeling of my arm only existing in the last positon it was in before the injection. I guess it's as close to feeling what an amputee feels with phantom pain, except I didn't have the pain. My wrist was completely snapped in half, so it was the ultimate pain relief. I moved on the stretcher to get comfy and my arm slipped and whacked the rail, I laughed because I didn't feel it. 12 hours later it wore off and my arm felt like it was run over by a truck with 4 pins sticking thru my hand and arm with a metal rod on the outside holding the bones in place. You can't imagine how hard it was to sleep with that thing, I was afraid I would poke my eyes out!
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 12:14:15 PM
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that blows, yet is kewl.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 12:58:55 PM
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Saint Jude it was a living nightmare! I can laugh about it now though.
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 1:31:24 PM
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yeah im saying then numbess is kewl.... like must have felt weird... not that your arm hurt like hell was kewl.... that must have sucked.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 1:37:22 PM
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That would really suck...if that happened to me I would be even more useless than i am now....and that's really-really useless.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 3:09:23 PM
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I see what you are saying Saint Jude. It was a really weird experience with the anesthesia for sure. I had a spinal for abdominal surgery last year and that was really strange. All it did was make my legs completely numb and useless for hours. It wasn't effective where they needed to do the surgery so I still had to get general anesthesia. They say nurses make the worst patients, in my case I think it's true!
Fleabass, my arm was useless for 2 months, it really sucked. Try to do everything with your left hand when you are right handed. Just going to the bathroom and taking a shower was a major project! Eating was always interesting too! Think finger foods!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 3:33:17 PM
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I had my foot fall asleep while meditating with my friend. After aboot half an hour, i got up to light a new candle, and fell down. Also, i have fallen alseep with an arm on my eye, and yes that does suck, but the worst is waking up in a seperate room, wearing a baseball hat and a tennis raquet in your hand, because that has happened to me too!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pants_happy
Chatterbox
412 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 4:23:44 PM
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meditating? don't you mean masturbating?
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 4:34:58 PM
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i knew someone was gonna say that!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 4:40:48 PM
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Hehe it was just a little too wide open.
-J
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 4:46:52 PM
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when i was typing that i was gonna go, while i was meditating (no, not MASTURBATING!) but i decided not to
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 7:10:25 PM
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With all this talk about numbness, I thought I would add my two cents. My friend sent me this list with a ton of disgusting sex moves....like the dirty sanchez.....but there was also this in it....
3. The Stranger: Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 7:29:20 PM
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Hehe Gone In 60...
The dirty sanchez is hysterical... did it mention anything about the donkey punch? (sorta goes hand in hand with the dirty sanchez)? How about the houdini or the jelly doughnut?
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 7:40:45 PM
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The donkey punch is used in like 10 of them! You know what....I'll post it.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 7:44:16 PM
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Here it is! For some reason, it skips 68 to 75. So near the end, some are referring to ones that aren't on the list.
HOW TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
These are techniques that have been sent to me by various Buntheads. I want to again stress that in no way do we condone the techniques listed here or practice these. Except maybe the Turkey Shoot and the Rear Admiral. And definitely the Spicey Stanley.
Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed before, during and after the act of sex:
1. Tea bag: As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
2. Hot Lunch: While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
3. The Stranger: Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
4. Donkey Punch: Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
5. Golden Shower: Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
6. Pearl Necklace: Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
7. Coyote: This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
8. Purple Mushroom: This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
9. The Flying Camel: A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
10. Double Fishhook: From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
11. The Ram/ Mountain Goat: Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
12. Dog in a Bathtub: This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
13. The Bronco: Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
14. Pink Glove: This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
15. The Fountain of You: While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
16. New York Style Taco: Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
17. Dirty Sanchez: While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.
18. Western Grip: When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.
19. The Blumpkin: You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.
20. The Bismark: Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.
21. Jelly Doughnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
22. Woody Woodpecker: While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
23. Tossing salad: Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc
24. The Fish Eye: Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt: You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
26. The Fur Ball: You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.
27. The Chili Dog: You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
29. The Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking a dump.
31. Ray Bans: Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
32. The Snowmobile: When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. The Dutch Oven: Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping, pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases.
34. Smoking Pole: Self Explanatory. Don't use fire.
35. Rusty Trombone: Getting the reacharound while getting your salad tossed. Also known as milking the prostate.
36. Turkey Shoot: When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.
37. Stovepiping: Taking it in the Tush.
38. Rusty Anchor: After a healthy term of the Stovepiping, the recipient gets to enjoy a good fudgesicle.
39. Sandpiper: A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.
40. Lucky Pierre: the middle man in a three way buttfuck. Also known as the french sandwich.
41.Divortex: A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.
42.Blump: To suck someone's dick while they are taking a dump.
43.Bustard: A very rude bus driver.
44.Cold Faithful: Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
45.Grand pappy smash: To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
46.Esplanade: To attempt an explanation while drunk.
47.Flatulence: The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
48.Butt Rodeo: When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!
49.Bargoyle: The hideous old hair-spray hag who seems to live at your local watering hole. She usually smokes endlessly, spends hundreds of dollars a night on video-poker, and makes sexually threatening comments to frightened college freshmen.
50.Pasteurize: Once you get her hairy bush pasteurize, you got it licked!
51.Beerelevant: A point which does not seem to be particularly important, given enough beer
52.Mangry: Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. "She's such a bitch, she's just plain mangry."
53.Clitourist: A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."
54.Stuffucking: The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
55.Antlers: Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
56.The Kangmin: while a girl is reciting bad poetry, you take her from behind.
57.The Flaming Amazon: This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!
76. Angry dragon: This involves the girl giving the guy head and as he is about to cum slapping the girl on the back of the head causing the cum to come out her nose. Great care should be used to not slap her mouth shut.
77. Tony Danza: a takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.
78. Alaskan firedragon: another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "i have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose.
79. The Walrus: when she's giving u a blowjob and u cum in her mouth unexpectadly, cover up her mouth and punch her in the stomach.
80. The Fat Lip: If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips will swell. A la, the fat lip.
81. Sleeping Bag: If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.
82. Hummer Bird: when a girl is giving a guy a hummer, and he's enjoying it, she bites on his bird.
83. Bloody Mary: when a drunk guy is going down on a girl and without even realizing it after he's done, he realizes Mary was very Bloody
84. The Houdini: this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you've finished...). It's at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you've got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.
85. Upperdecking: This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank (i.e. upperdecking). Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment
86. Journey into darkness: This is the most disturbing of all. It entails shitting into another person's asshole. Not for beginners.
87. Rocky Balboa: dont shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact.
88. Rocky Balboa Title Punch: same as the Rocky Balboa, but in that non-showering 2 weeks all you eat is corn.
91. Airtight: this is where a girl has a cock in each of her three holes, hence, airtight.
92. The Throne of Lightning: This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica album
93. Abe Lincoln: You're getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her beaver and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe's.
94. Thanksgiving: Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.
95. PEUM: An acronym coined by a group of drunk assholes that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: PostEjaculatory Urinary Misfire.
96. The Beverly Hills Whiffer: This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"
97. Shanghai Shampoo: Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.
98 . Frosting the Cake: When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy Birthday." Then blow out the candles
99. Spicey Stanley: When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone.
100.The Brodieruption: while a girl is speaking loe genitalese to you, right before you shoot soul sauce down her gullet, rip ass right in her face, á la brodie and renee, in mallrats.
101.Toboggan: when you attack from behind on your partner, push them and then ride them down the stairs like a tobaggon sled.
102.Snowball: this is after your partner gives you head and then when you cum in her mouth she attempts to make out with you.
103.Dirty Snowball: this is of the original snowball but instead of her trying to make out with you, she makes out with someone else.(This gives you negative points in a Sex point scale Game)
104.Golf: this is when you are eating out a girl and then grab her pubic hair and yank it and yell "FORE" please send me a message so that i know you got these. thanks again and hope to see these on your new lists..
105.Milking The Cow: Have sex with a girl with a rubber on, then afterwards pull the rubber off ever so carefully so that all of your specimens are in the bottom then while laying down after sex hold it upside down over her face and use the condom while pretend your milking cow utters.
106. The Pirate Maker: When your sitting on a girls face and she's sucking on your nuts, you start poking her in the eye with your cock.
107.Spanish Inquisition: This is kind of like the Snowmobile. While fucking a woman in the ass, grab her arms and bring them up behind her, arching her back. Then yell, "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition." For some variation, add a donkey punch.
108. The Volcano Blow: your load on someone's ass crack. Then wait for them to fart and cause the cum to spurt out.
109. Corn Flakes: This requires a really dirty partner. When you're about to cum, shoot it in her ear. If she's dirty enough, she'll have plenty of ear wax. Hopefully, the ear wax will float atop the semen. With the correct coloration, her ear will look like a bowl of milk and cereal.
110. Ali: When give a guy a hummer, start punching his nutsack as if it were a punchinig bag.
111. The Lloyd Bridges: When she's giving the head job and you're just about to blow, twitch and yell "Who is it?" She will look around. Blow in her ear. She will look confused, and will jerk her head repeatedly to one side, just like Lloyd Bridges did to get the seawater out of his ear in Sea Hunt. (For those too young to remember, he was a crime-busting scuba diver).
112. The Triple Crown of Sex: In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 7:45:04 PM
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The Stranger works better when you put your arm OVER something (like the back of a chair or something), so that vein under your arm (the big one) gets pinched. Sitting on my hand has never worked for me.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 7:45:37 PM
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Not that I've tried or anything...
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 7:51:22 PM
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shhhhuuuuuuuuuuurrrrreeeeee.........
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 8:49:48 PM
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The scary thing is that I've heard of just about all of those at some point or another, with slight variations on names here and there. Funny stuff.
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2002 : 9:29:31 PM
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It's not really scary that you know all those....because, after all, you are a pimp.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2002 : 12:23:40 AM
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what happened to her nipples?
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2002 : 12:43:52 AM
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I think that should go under the topic aboot being unable to pay attention in school. Because that is what I call a study aid! That could definitely help me memorize stuff.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2002 : 12:57:29 AM
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indeed
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 02/28/2002 : 02:41:24 AM
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Yeah, she can tutor me any day. Well, except saturday cuz that's the Sabbath of course.
"How do you get around if you can't drive on the Sabbath Walter?"
"Shut the fuck up Donnie!!"
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2002 : 10:46:03 AM
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"Shomer fuckin' shabbis!"
Classic movie.
-J
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ever fall asleep w/ an arm across one eye
