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Fluffy
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 Posted - 01/24/2002 : 05:13:11 AM
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Liz K Said:quote:
Ok Teri, let me guess. Did Fluffy dye his hair purple?
Actually Liz, I never did do purple for any long term. At the time they only made purple dye that was temporary. I have run the gambit of colors though. I was green(my other favorite color), red, blonde, white, orange, and of course BLACK. Black was something I did as a response to everyone always saying my hair was black. I would rush home and dye it black and then everyone would say "What did you do to your hair?" and I would reply "I dyed it Black, if it was black b4, you wouldn't have noticed a difference." I loved fucking with people like that. I will go to extreme lengths to prove my point and show that I am right when I KNOW I am. That is not to say that I am always right, but when I am, watch out. Just so ya know, my hair is dark brown. HEHE Although I have thought of dying it brite orange like Milla's in the movie "The Fifth Element". It looks so kewl.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:14:34 AM
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When I was in high school, I went back and fourth between blue and violet. Manic Panic baby, that shit kicked ass.
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:23:20 AM
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Anyone ever seen pubic hair dyed purple?
Just wondering!
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:26:24 AM
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Anyone ever seen pubic hair dyed purple?
Just wondering!
EVERGREEN 143 [img]http://www.timreynolds.com/icons/evergreen.gif">
Yes - and blue.
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Fluffy
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:37:29 AM
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Hope you have a steady hand! For MK's sake!
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:38:13 AM
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Or is that something they do at the salon
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:00:41 AM
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Waxing is better,you don't get the red bumps or itching when the hair grows in! LOL!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:04:09 AM
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MIKE HUNT has never complained!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:04:58 AM
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"WAX ON, WAX OFF" OUCH!! That smarts!!
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:07:27 AM
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Gee Fluffy, I'd like to see some pics of your wild hair days! I know what you mean about the black hair. Mine is normally dark brown and some people would say it was black. I've been getting blonde hi-lites for a few years. The saying blondes have more fun is a crock of shit! It didn't work for me...
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:17:26 AM
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It seems to have worked for Raw Sewage..errr..I mean Rod Stewart!!
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:18:47 AM
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"WAX ON, WAX OFF" OUCH!! That smarts!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy [img]fluff_alien.gif">[img]yinyang.gif">[img]skull.gif">[img]bigeyes2.gif">[img]censored.gif">[img]weeping.gif">[img]kitty.gif">[img]sonar.gif">[img]darkside.gif">
Yeah, no thanks. I prefer the tropical rain forest I have going on down south. Women have major balls for waxing, especially the pubes. I get one caught in my zipper and I'm crying about it for hours.
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:35:41 AM
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Women have major balls
in general!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I know for sure it's a good thing men don't have to give birth. Men tend to be a bunch of whimps when it comes to pain!!
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:39:46 AM
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I agree Liz, I'm a big sissy. Actually, I have a really high pain tolerance - but not when you're concidering pulling hair from my body in places only my wife see's.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:59:34 AM
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Black Lotus, NOOOOOOOOOOO, don't expose our weakness!! I'm melting!!!
I guess I should say, Don't expose your weakness and I won't expose mine! Deal?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:28:36 PM
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Too late!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:29:34 PM
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Woops, sorry guys.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 4:14:35 PM
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It's OK, I don't have to worry about it now, I just ran and shaved myself. From head to foot!! Boy did I have hairy toes!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 05:45:06 AM
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Guess I meant to say USED to have hairy toes. Not any more.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:43:38 AM
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I have enough hair on my _____ to weave an afghan.
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
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Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:50:19 AM
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i think nuts in general are an awful thing. they make you weak. they should be internal. and i know what you're gonna say, "the sperm can't survive at body temperature. it needs to be a few degrees cooler." fine, fuck 'em. the people whose sperm don't surive don't have kids of their own. those who do, will. end of story.
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:54:04 AM
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Dude! Balls rule!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:23:10 AM
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Dan, you just need someone to tickle your balls just right, and you will understand the genius of nutz!! They ain't called the family jewelz for nothing.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 01/27/2002 : 03:32:36 AM
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If you're so worried aboot getting hit in the nuts, then just wear a cup wherever you go. Sure guys will point and laugh, but you can just tell the girls that you're not wearing a cup. 
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dan p.
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Uganda
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Posted - 01/27/2002 : 10:06:22 AM
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hahahahaha.
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 11:41:41 AM
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(in Nelson voice) HAH HAH!!!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 01/29/2002 : 12:45:09 PM
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Fluffy, geez, tickling your nuts??? That's a little more than I think we had to know. But really, that's not great at all. Makes me sick at my stomach when it happens, actually....
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/29/2002 : 12:50:37 PM
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Fluffy, geez, tickling your nuts??? That's a little more than I think we had to know. But really, that's not great at all. Makes me sick at my stomach when it happens, actually....
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I am a servant of the power behind the nothing.
Someone obviously isn't doing it right then ...
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 6:11:12 PM
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Damn straight.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 12:26:45 AM
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Double Damn Straight!!(cause there are DUAL balls)
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 03:05:14 AM
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No, I mean when someone tickles my balls I get all crampy in my stomach and stuff. It actually DOES hurt. Haha...only because I've had some Southern Comfort would I say something like that...woooooo hooooooo.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 04:26:23 AM
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soooooo...tickling your balls hurts you?
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 09:12:42 AM
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Dude, we're not talking about someone violently punching your sack. Like I said, whoever is doing that to you is definately NOT doing it right.
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 09:34:00 AM
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I think we're more talking about someone sucking on your nutsack... running their tongue in between deez nuts and up onto godzilla's tail.
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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 09:37:49 AM
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Dude, at that point you must 'Tea Bag' her.
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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 10:16:31 AM
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Tea bag, that's too much...
I laughed out loud at these last few posts....
HAHAHA.... No, I think it's best for me to just keep my berries to myself.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 11:17:44 AM
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Anyone know where this line is from?
"I wanna dip my baaaaaaaaaaaalls in it!"
And another one ...
Guards: "Hey, we're looking for jesus of nazareth, have you seen 'em?"
jesus: "Uh .... yeah. He ran down the hallway screaming something about his balls."
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Fluffy
Administrator
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10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 04:04:09 AM
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Black Lotus Wrote:quote:
"I wanna dip my baaaaaaaaaaaalls in it!"
I definitely remember the line, but I just can't place it. I think it was a sketch comedy group. I can almost picture the character saying it. I hate it when that happens!!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 04:17:51 AM
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I got it, It was from that sketch comedy show THE STATE. Here is a pic of the character that was emblazed across my brain:
http://www.geocities.com/boingolover69/
Here is a link to THE STATE site, if you are not familiar with the show. I think it was on MTV, but I don't remember for sure. It was pretty funny though. I do remember that.
http://members.aol.com/samboni5/thestate.html
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/31/2002 : 10:08:25 AM
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That's it!!! I loved that f'ing show! Di you watch Mad TV at all? That's pretty damn funny too, because lately SNL is sucking MIKE AWK.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 01/31/2002 : 6:12:38 PM
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Wait a minute!!! They found MiKE HAWK?!!! What is he doing as part of the cast of SNL?
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