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| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 7:58:35 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=15&u=/nm/20050307/od_nm/odd_breast_dc
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Casino Company Buys 69-HH Stripper's Implant
Mon Mar 7,11:15 AM ET
MIAMI (Reuters) - A former stripper once cleared of battering a customer with her enormous breasts sold one of her silicone implants on eBay to the same company that recently bought a grilled cheese sandwich said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary.
Internet casino company GoldenPalace.com won the bid for the infamous implant at $16,766 on Saturday, according to the eBay Web site and the seller, known professionally as Tawny Peaks. She advertised a 69-HH bra size before her implants were removed in 1999.
There was no word yet on what the online gambling company planned to do with the implant.
Last year GoldenPalace paid $28,000 for a 10-year-old, partly eaten grilled cheese sandwich with an image many likened to the Virgin Mary. The company sent the sandwich on a national publicity tour, encased in clear plastic.
Peaks has retired from the entertainment business, and put one of the implants up for auction last week. She said she was overwhelmed and exhausted by the flood of e-mailed bids.
"It's over and I'm happy," said Peaks, now a homemaker living in the Detroit area.
She won fame in 1998 when a patron at the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, sued her, claiming he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face. He said they were "like two cement blocks."
The case went to arbitration on "The People's Court" television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private.
The bailiff found the breasts to be "soft" and to weigh about 2 pounds (0.9 kg) each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.
Peaks said she has since become "kind of a recluse."
"My old fans don't really know what I look like now," she said.
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At first I was speechless, then I wondered what happened to her other boob's implant.
.....What a fucking country we live in.... |
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| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 8:04:38 PM
It's one of those times in life when there's something you figured would never happen in THIS reality...and then it happens. Then you look up and go "where am i?" |
| dan p. |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 7:18:03 PM
i wouldn't say i'm offended. a little confused, maybe. |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 12:08:14 PM
I am offended a self-respecting doctor would implant an object of that magnitude in someone else's body. All hail the almighty $$$! |
| dan p. |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 11:24:50 PM
severed nipples are the only thing left that can shock. |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 4:38:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
i bet someone in my town will find the other implant on their lawn or in thei mailbox or some shit.
Along with a severed nipple. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 2:46:55 PM
i bet someone in my town will find the other implant on their lawn or in thei mailbox or some shit. |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 2:23:18 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hopeful Rolling Waves
I am offended by a woman who needs to have tits that big.
What the FUCK is HH? I don't think I've ever seen a size HH before. She's probably got a strong back after having those things. |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 11:02:43 AM
I am offended by a woman who needs to have tits that big. |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 8:22:48 PM
Dan, when you go... generally you CHOOSE who you want to flop ta tas in your face. If the man chose the woman who looks like she grew up near a nuclear power plant he had it coming. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 7:20:49 PM
it seems to me, and i've never been to one, but when you go to a titty bar you probably have to expect certain things. boobs in the face more than likely ranks high on this list. so maybe she got a little rough. he probably asked for it. what woman slaps a man in the face with her breasts with malicious intent? |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 6:16:06 PM
ahaha im sorry to hear that hopeful. what part exactly offended you? the fact that i posted this out of pure shock, or offended that someone would haev the nerve to sue over getting slapped in the face with a tit in a titty bar. |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:42:17 PM
Well, frankly, I'm fucking offended by this.
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| Zack |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 10:14:02 AM
I have a large dill pickle in my refridgerator that could very well pass for alien schlong!? I'll sell it for...1 millllion dollars
(and a whopper value meal, of course) |
| GuitarGuy305 |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 09:32:32 AM
Isn't Goldenpalace.com the one that bought that "ghost" cane or whatever a while back for some ungodly amount of money.
I need to come up with a weird ass story and put a half eaten bagel on ebay so they will buy it from me for $16000. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 04:23:50 AM
Eh, don't worry about it, it happens to the best of us every now and then.
She's probably going to keep the other one for a retirment investment. |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 10:13:10 PM
Just an interesting news article i thought i'd share. sorry if you thought it was too inappropriate.
oh shit you're right....wrong forum....umm...any way to move it? |
| Batstone |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 10:00:34 PM
wrong forum? |
