| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/10/2002 : 9:39:35 PM
During my time here, I have discovered the following (sometimes amusing) unwritten rules .... add more if I've missed any. Or, just add more to have more 
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
7. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
8. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
9. Ignore the error messages, they won't eat you if you don't pay attention.
Ok ... thats my food for the evening.
Peace,
Dave
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| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 02/10/2003 : 4:28:11 PM
now in reference to rule no. 18, i didn't realize that and i will now spell everything cool, by using kewl. i would also like to apologize for posting on the 19th and 20th post just to get a flaming moe. lastly i'd like to add the 40th post should be a double flaming moe, at least in my opinion it should. |
| PJK |
Posted - 02/10/2003 : 07:39:48 AM
Thanks for the update! Fluffy will be happy.
Ok, now who is keeping #13, hummmmmm??????? Too damn cold to be naked, hehehehe
Ahhhhh, I did it again, stayed on line too long and now I will be late for work! Do you think they will understand the importance of starting my day off reading this message board????? Maybe??? Nah....oh well screw them then! hehehe |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/10/2003 : 06:00:35 AM
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
5. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
6. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
7. No more "What's That Song On The Flash Intro". It's BIG BLAST OF HOT AIR!!!
8. Jon, Kyle, & Fluffy all officially "rule" (look how many topics have read ____ RULES!!!)
9. Mac & Cheese is not to be discussed in a degoratory manner
10. In case a corpse found... notify Xar IMMEDIATELY
11. If Fluffy has the last post in a thread your are forbidden to post in that thread ever again.
12. All members must be perverted or at least tolerant to the perverted members.
13. Only people who are naked are allowed to post on the message board.
14. Everyone who posts must meet at the rest stop on I-94 for the TR message board Orgie.
15. All meds must be taken BEFORE posting on the TR message board.
16. If your name is Xar you are required to take a shower before posting on the TR message board.
17. It is generally frowned up to hook up your computer in the bathroom so you can post while partaking in the act of defication.
18. "Cool" is spelled "kewl" and "about" is spelled "aboot"
19. (taken from FLUFFY) Anything with the letters TIM in it must be capitalized. (e.g. anyTIMe)
20. Whenever Jay posts, somebody must reply "Lay off the weed!" within three posts.
21. John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
22. You don't HAVE to say anything.
23. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
24. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
25. The reason we are on this planet.......is for each other.
26. Each and every thread must hereby have at least one reference to a Simpsons' quote or action. Violation of this law will result in immediate temination of the aforementioned thread.
27. Our standards may not be high but they sure are fun.
28. Flaming Moe's may only be posted on the 20th post of the first page of a thread. You cannot make previous posts to simply raise the post count up to 19, thereby granting yourself the ability to "pass out" a Flaming Moe.
29. If you want to be considered truly "kewl" at a TR concert, you must wear a "Fluffy Sucks" T-shirt. If you want to be considered uber-kewl, you must wear a "Fluffy Sucks Dick" T-shirt. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 02/09/2003 : 02:04:01 AM
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
5. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
6. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
7. No more "What's That Song On The Flash Intro". It's BIG BLAST OF HOT AIR!!!
8. Jon, Kyle, & Fluffy all officially "rule" (look how many topics have read ____ RULES!!!)
9. Mac & Cheese is not to be discussed in a degoratory manner
10. In case a corpse found... notify Xar IMMEDIATELY
11. If Fluffy has the last post in a thread your are forbidden to post in that thread ever again.
12. All members must be perverted or at least tolerant to the perverted members.
13. Only people who are naked are allowed to post on the message board.
14. Everyone who posts must meet at the rest stop on I-94 for the TR message board Orgie.
15. All meds must be taken BEFORE posting on the TR message board.
16. If your name is Xar you are required to take a shower before posting on the TR message board.
17. It is generally frowned up to hook up your computer in the bathroom so you can post while partaking in the act of defication.
18. "Cool" is spelled "kewl" and "about" is spelled "aboot"
19. (taken from FLUFFY) Anything with the letters TIM in it must be capitalized. (e.g. anyTIMe)
20. Whenever Jay posts, somebody must reply "Lay off the weed!" within three posts.
21. John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
22. You don't HAVE to say anything.
23. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
24. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
25. The reason we are on this planet.......is for each other.
26. Each and every thread must hereby have at least one reference to a Simpsons' quote or action. Violation of this law will result in immediate temination of the aforementioned thread.
27. Our standards may not be high but they sure are fun.
28. Flaming Moe's may only be posted on the 20th post of the first page of a thread. You cannot make previous posts to simply raise the post count up to 19, thereby granting yourself the ability to "pass out" a Flaming Moe. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/27/2003 : 6:31:52 PM
Looks like we need some updating pcbTIM!! |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 05:12:09 AM
I shall update in the appropriate place. THANX, I knew you could do it. enthuTIMsiast was trying to steal your glory. HEHE |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/04/2002 : 1:53:25 PM
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
5. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
6. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
7. No more "What's That Song On The Flash Intro". It's BIG BLAST OF HOT AIR!!!
8. Jon, Kyle, & Fluffy all officially "rule" (look how many topics have read ____ RULES!!!)
9. Mac & Cheese is not to be discussed in a degoratory manner
10. In case a corpse found... notify Xar IMMEDIATELY
11. If Fluffy has the last post in a thread your are forbidden to post in that thread ever again.
12. All members must be perverted or at least tolerant to the perverted members.
13. Only people who are naked are allowed to post on the message board.
14. Everyone who posts must meet at the rest stop on I-94 for the TR message board Orgie.
15. All meds must be taken BEFORE posting on the TR message board.
16. If your name is Xar you are required to take a shower before posting on the TR message board.
17. It is generally frowned up to hook up your computer in the bathroom so you can post while partaking in the act of defication.
18. "Cool" is spelled "kewl" and "about" is spelled "aboot"
19. (taken from FLUFFY) Anything with the letters TIM in it must be capitalized. (e.g. anyTIMe)
20. Whenever Jay posts, somebody must reply "Lay off the weed!" within three posts.
21. John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
22. You don't HAVE to say anything.
23. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
24. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
25. The reason we are on this planet.......is for each other.
26. Each and every thread must hereby have at least one reference to a Simpsons' quote or action. Violation of this law will result in immediate temination of the aforementioned thread.
27. Our standards may not be high but they sure are fun. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/22/2002 : 9:33:47 PM
The wrong has been righted and there seem to be no problems with the NEW, IMPROVED, FASTER, SLEEKER, STREAM-LINED Message Board!! Hallelujah!!! |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 10/19/2002 : 6:05:25 PM
Oooohh, the dreaded error message of death. No wait, that was the dreaded blue screen of death. Ah well, either way. |
| PJK |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 07:18:10 AM
I thought it was just me....kept getting "enter your rlc password" yesterday????
Hey Fluffy, shouldn't #8 be changed from Kyle to Mason?? Or is my brain just not awake yet? 
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 03:44:50 AM
Talked to Jon right when it was happening and he figures it was something with Red Light out of our control. Seems to have righted itself and I am not getting error messages tonite. Today when I was on I was getting tons. I think it might have just been busy while I was on. It was a "server is busy" message. Anyway, hope noone else has to deal with the inconvenience. I had forgotten how annoying those things were.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/15/2002 : 5:39:10 PM
Yeah........what happened yesterday?
(Although I haven't gotten that error message yet)
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/15/2002 : 5:24:52 PM
Hey pcbdmb, You may have to add the error message one back in, at least temporarily. Ever since the board came back online I have been getting a plethora of error messages. Weird, hope it returns to normal soon.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/12/2002 : 11:10:38 AM
WEll I figured since we started a new page we should have them posted here since most people won't go back to earlier pages to see what we are talking about. So here it is, courtesy of pcbdmb:
OK.....here's the "re-revised" list.....
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
5. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
6. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
7. No more "What's That Song On The Flash Intro". It's BIG BLAST OF HOT AIR!!!
8. Jon, Kyle, & Fluffy all officially "rule" (look how many topics have read ____ RULES!!!)
9. Mac & Cheese is not to be discussed in a degoratory manner
10. In case a corpse found... notify Xar IMMEDIATELY
11. If Fluffy has the last post in a thread your are forbidden to post in that thread ever again.
12. All members must be perverted or at least tolerant to the perverted members.
13. Only people who are naked are allowed to post on the message board.
14. Everyone who posts must meet at the rest stop on I-94 for the TR message board Orgie.
15. All meds must be taken BEFORE posting on the TR message board.
16. If your name is Xar you are required to take a shower before posting on the TR message board.
17. It is generally frowned up to hook up your computer in the bathroom so you can post while partaking in the act of defication.
18. "Cool" is spelled "kewl" and "about" is spelled "aboot"
19. (taken from FLUFFY) Anything with the letters TIM in it must be capitalized. (e.g. anyTIMe)
20. Whenever Jay posts, somebody must reply "Lay off the weed!" within three posts.
21. John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
22. You don't HAVE to say anything.
23. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
24. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
25. The reason we are on this planet.......is for each other.
26. Each and every thread must hereby have at least one reference to a Simpsons' quote or action. Violation of this law will result in immediate temination of the aforementioned thread.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/12/2002 : 11:04:05 AM
I found something to back up my claim to the TIMe thing. Here is a post from the email list that dates back to:
From: "Fluffy Centner" <TimReynoldsTR3@a...>
Date: Wed Oct 17, 2001 4:51 am
Subject: Tim says THANX!!!
Hey Everyone, Tim wanted me to tell everyone "Thanx" for the great
TIMe he had on the first leg of the tour and "welcome" to all the new
members! We hit alot of new places and met alot of new faces and
revisited alot of old ones. There have been alot of new people
joining the email list. It just grows and grows! So this is just a
quick email to let everyone know we are looking forward to the next
leg and more new and old faces. You guys are the reason we do this
and you make it alot of fun!! Thanx for being the best fans in the
world. We couldn't ask for a better bunch of people. For those of you
are new to the list, make sure you check out the website
(TimReynolds.com) and the message board
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=348
Here is a link to the message board to get you started. There is a
great TR community out there that loves to chat. They can answer
questions and make you laugh. Join the Message Board and Enjoy!!
Thanx again for all the support. We look forward to more great shows
and audiences on the remainder of the tour. If we are not hitting
your town or one close. SORRY!! Hopefully on the next tour in the
Spring. As I always say "KEEP THE FAITH"
Peace and Spread the Word
Fluffy
I am sure I was using it on the board long before I started incorporating it into my everyday typing. Unfortunately, there is no way to search it on the board and find out when it was first used, short of starting at topic #1 and checking every one and keep track of any uses of TIMe to establish who used it first. I am almost positive I had never seen it before I started using that way. Sure would hate to be stealing Kevin's glory if that isn't actually the case. I would feel bad.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/09/2002 : 04:42:44 AM
There........done and done.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/09/2002 : 03:25:18 AM
I swear, I started rule 19!! Sorry Kevin, I am positive that was me!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/05/2002 : 7:46:18 PM
"I heard your dad went into the restaraunt and ate everything in the restaraunt and they had to close the restaraunt."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| SpaceMonkey |
Posted - 10/05/2002 : 12:34:20 PM
A couple more Ralph-isms....
"Mommy, Daddy...Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and it smiled at me."
Teacher: OK Ralph, put your head on your desk and take a nap.
Ralph: I like sleep. That's when I'm the viking.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/05/2002 : 01:31:28 AM
"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!"
"Thank you Ralph, very graphic."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| SpaceMonkey |
Posted - 10/04/2002 : 11:06:10 PM
This stuff is funny....I've read the board since the beginning and rarely posted, but I've been way out of the loop with all your going's on....are you guys smokin' crack or what?!...I'm gonna start posting in bunches at some point and get in on all this freaky shit.
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
-----Ralp Wiggum (is God)
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 10/04/2002 : 8:23:06 PM
TTT! You will notice that I got rid of this rule (for obvious reasons)
7. Ignore the error messages, they won't eat you if you don't pay attention.
OK.....here's the "re-revised" list.....
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
5. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
6. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
7. No more "What's That Song On The Flash Intro". It's BIG BLAST OF HOT AIR!!!
8. Jon, Kyle, & Fluffy all officially "rule" (look how many topics have read ____ RULES!!!)
9. Mac & Cheese is not to be discussed in a degoratory manner
10. In case a corpse found... notify Xar IMMEDIATELY
11. If Fluffy has the last post in a thread your are forbidden to post in that thread ever again.
12. All members must be perverted or at least tolerant to the perverted members.
13. Only people who are naked are allowed to post on the message board.
14. Everyone who posts must meet at the rest stop on I-94 for the TR message board Orgie.
15. All meds must be taken BEFORE posting on the TR message board.
16. If your name is Xar you are required to take a shower before posting on the TR message board.
17. It is generally frowned up to hook up your computer in the bathroom so you can post while partaking in the act of defication.
18. "Cool" is spelled "kewl" and "about" is spelled "aboot"
19. (taken from FLUFFY) Anything with the letters TIM in it must be capitalized. (e.g. anyTIMe)
20. Whenever Jay posts, somebody must reply "Lay off the weed!" within three posts.
21. John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
22. You don't HAVE to say anything.
23. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
24. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
25. The reason we are on this planet.......is for each other.
26. Each and every thread must hereby have at least one reference to a Simpsons' quote or action. Violation of this law will result in immediate temination of the aforementioned thread.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/12/2002 : 1:17:02 PM
"You should have seen the murderous glint in his eye, Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/12/2002 : 04:49:15 AM
My pretzel must turd!!
My pretzel mustard!!
I love mustard on a pretzel. Soft pretzel especially.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/11/2002 : 05:27:19 AM
Two preztels were walking down the street.....one was assaulted!
"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/11/2002 : 03:48:31 AM
Hey Jay, you sure it's not a "salt substitute" mine? In this day and age most people know the dangers of too much salt. Or are you saying the salt belongs to you? Salt yours or Salt mine? How about Salt yours, mine and ours? OR could it be "Assault and Pepper Spray"?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 11:41:01 PM
Then....shouldn't we have more salt, so as to get rid of that eyesore of a salt mine?
"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad |
| Jay |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 9:54:06 PM
salty salty wound!
Oh how you burn!
Salty Salty wound!
You certainly brake my heart!
We need (as a society) to LAY OFF THE SALT! There is a giant salt mine very close to me.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 03:52:05 AM
Hey DirtySloth, don't listen to him, he is just some crazy lunatic rambling on about things of which he knows nothing about. You should also be wary of things he says as he is a NARC and could be trying to lure you into some sort of police sting. Take what he says with a grain of salt(and be sure to rub it in the wound).
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 03:07:49 AM
No no no no.......it's pronounced...
D'OH!
"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 03:07:26 AM
That's great!! Did you see the post where you can make the Pillsbury doughboy fart? I got a real kick outta that one!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 02:19:00 AM
mmmmmmmmm..... dough
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 02:04:27 AM
That calls for a..........
DOAH!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 01:50:48 AM
Yeah, I thought so too. I didn't even read the rules before I posted that. Then I scrolled up and saw it. And it's the FIRST RULE!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 01:48:12 AM
Shame on you, shame, shame, shame! Right on the post with the rules!! How ironic!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 01:12:55 AM
Whoops, I just broke Rule #1. 
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 01:11:43 AM
Whoah, I missed that before. I don't think I'd recommend that. The words "squeeze" and "testicles" don't belong together any more than "Fred Durst" and "artist".
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/10/2002 : 12:21:01 AM
Haven't seen this in a while. LOL TTT for all the new folks!! HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:09:05 AM
Black Lotus said:quote:
because my balls get smushed.
Jon Soldo called that a HAMBURGER!!
BALLS, LAY OFF THE LEG!!!
BLACK LOTUS, LAY OFF THE COUCH!!!
and of course....
JAY, LAY OFF THE WEED!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Jason |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 6:11:13 PM
Everyone should take BL's advise on this one...let me just say take his advise if it is applicable to you...sorry ladies
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 6:08:50 PM
quote:
I remember and got that, Silky.
And BLACK LOTUS, LAY OFF THE BALLS!
I always try to lay off my balls ... usually I sleep on my side or my back. I can't get comfy when sleeping on my stomach because my balls get smushed.
Thanks for the advice though .
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 01:53:57 AM
I remember and got that, Silky.
And BLACK LOTUS, LAY OFF THE BALLS!
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 01:08:25 AM
I was just being stupid... it's from a rap song by Dr. Dre with the title Deez Nuts where a guy calls his girlfriend up and asks, "Hey, did they ever get in touch with you?" She says, "Did who get in touch with me?" To which he replies, "Deez nuuuuuuuts." It's a dumb, yet stupid thing that my friends and I occasionally end up doing.
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 12:41:55 AM
Yeah....what is that Silky? The only one I'm familiar with is the 2 CDs nuts.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 8:05:12 PM
balls
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:55:38 PM
Silky said:quote:
Hahah... you didn't fall for the ol' deez nutz.
?????????? Afraid I am not familiar, and if I am, I have forgotten.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:51:15 PM
Hahah... you didn't fall for the ol' deez nutz.
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:33:34 PM
Nope, I am a hard person to catch up with. Go, Go, Go!!!
Although I did catch a glimpse of "me" in the mirror the other day!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:26:03 PM
Hey Fluffy, did they ever get in touch with you?
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 3:44:47 PM
pcbdmb wrote:quote:
Woah....deja vu......haven't we had this conversation like 5 TIMes already?
Whats the name of that song in the flash intro?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:30:18 PM
Ich weis nicht.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:56:35 PM
But Fluffy usually gets energized from music....not the other way around. It would suck though if you fell asleep at the drop of a note. Especially if you're a bouncer.
Woah....deja vu......haven't we had this conversation like 5 TIMes already?
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 1:50:47 PM
Nope Voldermort's harp played Fluffy to sleep, remember?
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 11:47:38 AM
I thought that was Voldemort.....whoops!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 06:02:11 AM
joemoe stated:quote:
I like Fred Durst, do you want me to die now?
Not at all, I am glad there are folks here who will stand up and take a different position on a subject like that. It takes a strong person to stand up in front of this board and make a statement like that. Here we agree it is OK to disagree. You should be commended for your honesty and self-confidence. I should warn you, you are definitely in a minority on this board. Speaking of which, we haven't seen or FD post in a while. Maybe it's because we stopped talking about him. HEHE
Posts pertaining to FD which led to the institution of Rule #1
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=352
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=843
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=819
Again you can use the search feature and find lots of places he was mentioned, if you are so inclined, but be warned, there were not alot of nice things said about him. I think we now refer to him as "He Who Cannot Be Named".
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 02:49:49 AM
Sorry.....as you can see from the sign, the vomitory has left.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 11:19:03 PM
quote:
quote:
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
I like Fred Durst, do you want me to die now?
Can someone give me directions to the vomitory?
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| joemoe |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 8:58:26 PM
quote:
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
I like Fred Durst, do you want me to die now?
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:58:32 AM
Guess it's back to out the window!! Maybe if you call it by name it will come back!! Heeeerrreee Vomitory!! Come heeerrrreee!! Good Vomitory!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:55:30 AM
Damnit! The vomitory isn't there anymore?! Now where am I supposed to throw up?!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:53:18 AM
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:47:12 AM
aw crap!!! Here comes that vomit again....
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:44:27 AM
Wouldn't that be "bus sick"? Dammit, back on the short bus, you still have alot to learn.
(but sit by a window)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:29:45 AM
Hooray!!! Can I really get off now?? I'm starting to get car sick....
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:20:35 AM
WOW!!! You really are the man!!! KUDOS!!! Quite impressive! You may just be getting off that short bus sooner than I think.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 07:18:22 AM
OK.....here's the "revised" list.....
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
5. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
6. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
7. Ignore the error messages, they won't eat you if you don't pay attention.
8. No more "What's That Song On The Flash Intro". It's BIG BLAST OF HOT AIR!!!
9. Jon, Kyle, & Fluffy all officially "rule" (look how many topics have read ____ RULES!!!)
10. Mac & Cheese is not to be discussed in a degoratory manner
11. in case a corpse found... notify Xar IMMEDIATLY
12. If Fluffy has the last post in a thread your are forbidden to post in that thread ever again.
13. All members must be perverted or at least tolerant to the perverted members.
14. Only people who are naked are allowed to post on the message board.
15. Everyone who posts must meet at the rest stop on I-94 for the TR message board Orgie.
16. All meds must be taken BEFORE posting on the TR message board.
17. If your name is Xarr you are required to take a shower before posting on the TR message board.
18. It is generally frowned up to hook up your computer in the bathroom so you can post while partaking in the act of defication.
19. "Cool" is spelled "kewl" and "about" is spelled "aboot"
20. (taken from Kevin) Anything with the letters TIM in it must be capitalized. (e.g. anyTIMe)
21. Whenever Jay (I think it's Jay) posts, somebody must reply "Lay off the weed!" within three posts.
22. John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
23. You don't HAVE to say anything.
24. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
25. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/13/2002 : 06:56:47 AM
I am afraid this will throw our whole numbering system outta whack. We will have to go back to every post and carefully renumber each and every one. Oh my god, it will be anarchy!! Anarchy, I tell you!!!
(Maybe I am overreacting again, HEHE)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 5:07:23 PM
The whole system is breaking down!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 12:05:56 PM
quote:
Yeah! What happened to five and six?
"I do what I can with what I've got."
Beats the shit outta me ... I even forget what they were. Odd..
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 07:57:51 AM
In this case, IGNORANCE IS BLISS!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 06:45:51 AM
I'm sure we can teach you!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 06:40:45 AM
Somebodys been using the edit button!
Rule #(whatever # we are up to):
All tablature talk goes in the TABS section of the board!
HEHE please stop making me read things I have hope of ever understanding. For my sanity, PLEASE!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 06:33:03 AM
Yeah! What happened to five and six?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 01:15:39 AM
quote:
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
What Black Lotus?
And where are 5 and 6? What did they say? Or ... or is that ... something .. I can't ... know. ?
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 01:10:35 AM
Hey now... you're cruisin...
-J
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| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 04/12/2002 : 12:47:14 AM
3rd amendment. All previous amendments will be null and void in such event as a sunny day, or a rainy one, either of which will cause all said dillywhaps to be administered to the previously stated administer, and the other 90% of the taxpayer's money coming directly to me. Small bills, please.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 10:07:17 PM
2nd Amendment to #24
All politicians get an extra 10% of the taxpayers money.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 9:58:24 PM
---Amendment to rule 24---
Punishment to be given in the form of the dillywhap. Severity ranges from "cruisin for a mushroom bruisin" to "the skullcrusher."
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 9:38:12 PM
24. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 8:13:31 PM
I don't know, did I break a Law?
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 04/11/2002 : 7:37:25 PM
Bump ... for the new people :)
Anyone think this should be revisited?
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 9:17:09 PM
I don't know how my previous post got screwed, but it's suppsoed to say ...
*insert whitty response here*
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 6:45:13 PM
quote:
That shit is really annoying. It is already bad enuf we have to scroll up and down. That left to right shit is just plain inconsiderate!!
You go left and right as well as up and down?! Wow! That's gotta hurt your wrist after a while.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 12:59:52 PM
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 12:43:54 PM
MUWAHHHAAAHHHH.....I just thought of another one. And this one IS for you BL...
23. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
(BL said "I seriously don't get that.")
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 12:40:46 PM
I'd like to make a Law suggestion (and BL, this isn't directed at you, even tho you are right before this post...)
22. You don't HAVE to say anything.
Anyone who's read most of the posts probably knows to what I refer.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 09:52:12 AM
Did someone say something?
Anyway, bump for the new guys.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 03:50:39 AM
New (UN)WRITTEN MESSAGE BOARD LAW:
NoOne may post a single line message that makes the rest of us have to scroll left to right to read posts.
That shit is really annoying. It is already bad enuf we have to scroll up and down. That left to right shit is just plain inconsiderate!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 04:59:06 AM
HAHA!!! Looks like the opposite happened!! I got another guitar to add to my collection!!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 03:45:56 AM
pcbdmb Said:quote:
I know!! Isn't it weird! Because I feel much smarter, but I haven't gone to any classes. I guess that means that I can drop out of school and focus all my time to this message board.
Fluffy Says AGAIN:quote:
I suggest not leaving the computer then. Then you will always be UP on things. No getting behind. Catching up is such a bitch. Give up your school, your jobs, your lives, and attach yourself to the glowing screen. It beckons you. It is calling to you. Do you hear it. You are getting sleepy, sleepy!!! When I snap my fingers you will wake up and give all your money and guitars to FLUFFY!! (SNAP)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 01:57:17 AM
I reiterate:I suggest not leaving the computer then. Then you will always be UP on things. No getting behind. Catching up is such a bitch. Give up your school, your jobs, your lives, and attach yourself to the glowing screen. It beckons you. It is calling to you. Do you hear it. You are getting sleepy, sleepy!!! When I snap my fingers you will wake up and give all your money and guitars to FLUFFY!! (SNAP)
MWHHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 5:15:38 PM
quote:
pcbdmb, you're getting markedly smarter by the day!
I know!! Isn't it weird! Because I feel much smarter, but I haven't gone to any classes. I guess that means that I can drop out of school and focus all my time to this message board.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 12:49:17 PM
I think my post count is having an adverse effect on my intelligence. I find myself rambling about things I discussed here on the board and my wife looks at me like I'm crazy ... then I realise it wasn't her I was talking to about balls, it was Fluffy.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 03:08:10 AM
Hey! I just thought of something else!! The Italians like it eldente! (or however you spell it)
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 05:47:19 AM
NO MORE!! I can't take it!!
VOLARE OHHHHHHH OHHH
Dammit now you got me doing it!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:23:53 PM
No, that's Amore
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:09:30 PM
Now THATS ITALIAN!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 2:23:01 PM
I guess my dick is like spaghetti...cums in huge quantities and can serve a large Itailian family.
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 05:09:53 AM
A better rule #21
#21:John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
LEARN THEM
LIVE THEM
especially this one! HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/21/2002 : 08:43:28 AM
If I was staying Rule #21 should be:
Fluffy is not allowed to comment on personal issues or beliefs and should limit his opinions and not take others attacks so damn personally.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
