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| rubylith |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 10:05:51 AM
A little comic relief...this is for Dan.
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| Arthen |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 03:01:40 AM
I know Jeff Goldblum is...
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| Ranting Thespian |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 12:07:57 AM
Does God watch you when you take a #2? |
| rubylith |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 10:48:51 AM
OH and this is from George Carlin...
George Carlin
On Religion
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
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| rubylith |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 10:47:20 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
it is real. i've seen it before.
the problem is they paint atheists to be awesome. lashing out at children is awesome, and if i ran things i'd make a holiday out of it. you basically take the day off work, and kids get the day off of school. adults spend the day yelling at kids for anything and everything. short on cash? yell at a kid and take his lunch/allowance money. house is dirty? laundry not done? yell at some kids. they have the day off. why aren't they helping out? yelling at kids is the perfect way to vicariously yell at the younger version of yourself who sold out and lost his dreams.
can you imagine this scenario?
"hi, my name is little jimmy and i'm preaching about jesus."
"you are 7. where are your parents? why are you talking to strangers?
"do you accept jesus as your personal savior?"
"actually, when people get older, they stop having imaginary friends."
"what?"
"i don't believe in god."
the kid gets a pastor or grown-up.
"hi, my name is jimmy's dad. are you an atheist?
"yes."
"but jesus died for you!"
"good point. i guess now that i hear it from an adult it makes much more sense. i believe in jesus now."
not going to happen.
also, atheists are sas because they live in a universe where there is no ultimate, cosmic justice and no all-powerful being lookin out for them and loving them.
seriously, though, some atheists are the worst. i'm talking about the ones that can't seem to unwrap their lips from charles dawkins' shaft. i don't believe in a god, but i do want to kick that guy in the teeth, and everyone who talks and acts like him. we get it, you're convinced there is no god. nobody cares. shut up now.
It is shocking how correct you are.
"i'm talking about the ones that can't seem to unwrap their lips from charles dawkins' shaft. " -- I am going to be laughing at that for the remainder of the day...thank you. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 6:13:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
\m/
Yep. Dan's pure. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 5:55:55 PM
\m/ |
| Arthen |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 4:00:43 PM
quote:
Originally posted by KevinLesko
Wait a minute... I have a beard... and a bathrobe... and I like coffee... that kinda looks like me.
You don't have the telltale sign of the PURE atheist. Horns. |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 3:05:50 PM
Wait a minute... I have a beard... and a bathrobe... and I like coffee... that kinda looks like me. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 2:25:42 PM
it is real. i've seen it before.
the problem is they paint atheists to be awesome. lashing out at children is awesome, and if i ran things i'd make a holiday out of it. you basically take the day off work, and kids get the day off of school. adults spend the day yelling at kids for anything and everything. short on cash? yell at a kid and take his lunch/allowance money. house is dirty? laundry not done? yell at some kids. they have the day off. why aren't they helping out? yelling at kids is the perfect way to vicariously yell at the younger version of yourself who sold out and lost his dreams.
can you imagine this scenario?
"hi, my name is little jimmy and i'm preaching about jesus."
"you are 7. where are your parents? why are you talking to strangers?
"do you accept jesus as your personal savior?"
"actually, when people get older, they stop having imaginary friends."
"what?"
"i don't believe in god."
the kid gets a pastor or grown-up.
"hi, my name is jimmy's dad. are you an atheist?
"yes."
"but jesus died for you!"
"good point. i guess now that i hear it from an adult it makes much more sense. i believe in jesus now."
not going to happen.
also, atheists are sas because they live in a universe where there is no ultimate, cosmic justice and no all-powerful being lookin out for them and loving them.
seriously, though, some atheists are the worst. i'm talking about the ones that can't seem to unwrap their lips from charles dawkins' shaft. i don't believe in a god, but i do want to kick that guy in the teeth, and everyone who talks and acts like him. we get it, you're convinced there is no god. nobody cares. shut up now. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 11:49:14 AM
Athiests look like goat-men or Fauns. If you enounter them do not enter their Labryinths, even if they promise you that you are a prince or princess and merely have to complete a few tasks to regain your royal position. Run away as fast as you can, as they are often accompanied by evil fairies. |
| gnome44 |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 11:35:35 AM
Weird! Is that for real? HAHA! |
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