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| KevinLesko |
Posted - 09/27/2006 : 01:46:22 AM
Well this is just silly I know, but through work, Warner Bros invited me to a P. Diddy party tomorrow (wed). Not exactly my thing, but then again, how many times am I gonna get to go to a P Diddy party? So I had to say yes. I'd imagine it will be open bar, and there will be celebrities a plenty. I was also assured that I wouldn't be shot, so if that holds true I'll let you all know how it went. |
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| Arthen |
Posted - 10/02/2006 : 3:44:01 PM
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Originally posted by KevinLesko
Sorry, I didn't fuck any celebs.
You get the hell back out there until you do! Don't come back without banging a starlet.
Ha ha. Diddy sucks. At least it wasn't an R. Kelly party. You would've been pissed on. |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 10/02/2006 : 3:18:08 PM
Eh, so it was just ok. My girlfriend and I felt very "L.A." for the day, but the party itself reminded me of that scene in Chappelle's Show where he can't even walk two steps without spilling his beer on someone, or someone spilling their beer on him. Mr. Diddy said that it would be an open bar, but in actuality, only beer, champaign, and wine were free. Once he came out and played a few tracks from his new cd and I had a few free beers, we took off. Sorry, I didn't fuck any celebs. |
| Ranting Thespian |
Posted - 09/28/2006 : 01:10:16 AM
Go there in the PJ's you wore to bed, with an old bathrobe, and don't brush your hair or shower that day. Also, show up with a styerofoam cup with coffee. Then, go to the celebs and ask them where the sugar is. Also keep a huge pill bottle full of tic-tacs and pop them all the time like they are some wierd drug. Then just splurt out random words to some people from time to time, and pretend you don't remember saying anything. And if anyone asks if you are doing anything later, tell them that you promised your mom you were going to do her nails that day. And besides, the pills give him diahrea. When they ask what they are for, say that you don't know, your vet just gave them to you to help your menstral cycle. They will say, but you aren't a girl, tell them that you tell your vet that, he doesn't seem to listen and keeps giving you milk bone treats for some reason.
Man, I wish I was going so I could do that! |
| dan p. |
Posted - 09/27/2006 : 11:35:56 PM
fuck a celebrity. there i said it. we were all thinking it. |
| PJK |
Posted - 09/27/2006 : 06:42:14 AM
Hey Kevin, I could totally dig going to something like that, just for the experience. I bet you are going to have fun and make some memories, LOL, seriously, go, have fun and let us know what it was like! |
| Arthen |
Posted - 09/27/2006 : 04:59:41 AM
You need to take a picture with a midget, and bring me back a sugar cookie, and a glass of an asian woman's breast milk.
Seriously though, have fun. Post about who and what you see, althought I doubt Batman will show up there! |
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