| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| ujohnb01 |
Posted - 11/16/2001 : 5:56:03 PM
sex
On the 1st day God created Tim. |
| 100 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/21/2002 : 08:55:49 AM
California survived, and is a better place for having had them there!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| krystal |
Posted - 05/09/2002 : 10:16:33 AM
Hey Liz, I'm doing fine, just been a little out of the loop. I don't know if California is prepared for you guys! :o)
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| LizT |
Posted - 05/08/2002 : 10:29:24 PM
Hey krystal! How have you been? I think we are going to have a blast in Cali, wish you could be there too!
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| krystal |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 3:42:46 PM
I'm so honored to have such a popular thread. I've always wanted to be popular. ha ha. It's been awhile since I've posted, but just wanted to say hey, and you all have a great time in California with Tim!
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| powdrdogdmb |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 3:03:51 PM
quote:
What is Fluffy for life?
His name for life.
Now let's get this board back to it's roots:
Male Thoughts include other than sex: time for sleep, time for food, time for music, oh that reminds me I need to have more sex...
Peace Be With
-WBB
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" Nietzche |
| genome |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 12:32:03 PM
What is Fluffy for life?
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 09:11:34 AM
It is pretty amazing, I must admit. It started as a joke with pcbdmb and it just has kinda become the thing to do!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| genome |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:56:35 AM
Ha. he only beat you by one second with that banner. Close call, Fluffy.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:43:38 AM
I think it is! He just gets lucky and gets the first post on a new page.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| genome |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:40:21 AM
Fluffy, is that banner at the top of every second post page?
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:20:38 AM
Done and done!.........and I mean done!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:20:37 AM
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:19:41 AM
Hey pcbdmb, lets put it over the top!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/06/2002 : 08:19:10 AM
TR Looks good in his little leather shorts!! HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 10:35:42 PM
No leather?!! Aw what's the point of going now?.......unless TR wore those pants.......hmmmmmmm
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 1:45:14 PM
Ah well... a young man can dream, can't he?
-J
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| LizT |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 1:05:11 PM
Sorry to disappoint you Jeff, but I can assure you there will be no swimsuit shots at the TR show. Maybe leather perhaps! LOL!
nay I'm just kidding about the leather...
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 12:57:20 PM
Ah pictures... just please make sure that if you are going to do any swimsuit shots, be sure to wear the same bikini that you were talking about in that other thread. You know the one 
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 07:25:08 AM
LizK wrote:quote:
The pics Mr. Fluffy and Kevin take should be quite interesting!
HMMMMMM, as Led Zep once said:
"Ohhhhhh, and it makes me wonder!!"
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 9:50:29 PM
quote:
Hey Silky......if she doesn't answer I'll be sure to give an honest opinion after I see her on the 13th.
You guys crack me up! The pics Mr. Fluffy and Kevin take should be quite interesting!
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 8:37:43 PM
Hey Silky......if she doesn't answer I'll be sure to give an honest opinion after I see her on the 13th.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| LizT |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 7:22:10 PM
quote:
So Liz, I've got to ask... where do you think you might rank on the 'milf-o-meter' ?
LOL! You have got to be kidding me! It doesn't really matter does it????
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 6:09:59 PM
So Liz, I've got to ask... where do you think you might rank on the 'milf-o-meter' ?
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 5:30:11 PM
I wasn't aware there was any other side but the perverted side of the bed.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 5:01:28 PM
HA!
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 4:53:29 PM
Woah! Looks like someone woke up on the perverted side of the bed this morning!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| LizT |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 4:34:04 PM
quote:
Works for me. TR always said he would be happy if people were fucking to his music.
TR always said he would be happy if people were fucking to his music. Works for me.
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 09:53:49 AM
Works for me. TR always said he would be happy if people were fucking to his music.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:12:20 AM
OK.......how about this? We just buy every one of his CDs, place them in a really big CD player, and just hit the random button. He could be there in "spirit".
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:07:56 AM
I am not sure it would be TR's scene being a family man and all. Maybe a special guest appearance here or there. Who knows!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 06:59:52 AM
And TR the entertainment..........the other entertainment that is....
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 06:53:52 AM
We can make Rew head of security!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 01:33:56 AM
Fluffy said:quote:
I am totally down with the partner thing, the extermination thing I am not sure I am down with, for obvious reasons. Hehe
Damnit! Another partner? Pretty soon every person who comes into a franchise will make partner. j/k. I'm sure Fluffy could round ups ome top-notch bouncers and fake ID inspectors.....after all, we don't want to get shut down.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| powdrdogdmb |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 9:18:33 PM
quote:
Naw....that's just a gimick. We pre-screen all of our employees personally!
I fail to see how that this would guarantee that the employees would be disease FREE? Come on, somebody had to take that overhead slam...
Peace Be With
-WBB
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 9:04:09 PM
pcbdmb said:quote:
Fluffy knows too much....we might have to exterminate him.....or make him a partner....
I am totally down with the partner thing, the extermination thing I am not sure I am down with, for obvious reasons. Hehe
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/24/2002 : 9:04:11 PM
That's what we call in the business a "gang bang".
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/24/2002 : 3:16:32 PM
quote:
Yep, one can never have too many partners.
Especially not in this business.
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| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 04/23/2002 : 9:09:13 PM
Yep, one can never have too many partners.
-What- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/23/2002 : 7:46:27 PM
Uh oh Silky.......Fluffy knows too much....we might have to exterminate him.....or make him a partner....
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 04/23/2002 : 08:47:58 AM
Not a free pony ride.
A free magic carpet ride.
-What- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/23/2002 : 08:15:11 AM
I see, you just promise "the hope" that your clients will contract VD so they can get a "Free Pony Ride" but there is really no chance of it actually happening. Kinda like those carny games, ring toss, getting the dime on the plate, etc etc etc. Play, play, play, but no chance of winning!! NOT contracting a venerial disease, can that really be considered losing?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 6:26:25 PM
Naw....that's just a gimick. We pre-screen all of our employees personally!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 06:12:25 AM
Silky said:quote:
...where if you contract a venerial disease, your next visit is on the house!
You sure you want them back if they have a disease, sounds like that wouldn't be good for business. One person gets it, comes back, gives it to someone else, who gives it to someone else and before you know it NOONE is paying.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 04:30:24 AM
or you get a free ride to the hospital....but you have to pay for the surgery.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 12:14:15 AM
...where if you contract a venerial disease, your next visit is on the house!
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 9:09:03 PM
quote:
Your motto could be, "Where you always can get fries with THAT SHAKE!"
or it could be "For the hopelessly horny on the go". When you don't have TIMe to duck into a dank alley watching your back for the po-po, just come on by to IN & Out Babes. Where you don't ask for proof of age and neither do we!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 6:42:36 PM
I am going to look into it immediately... if nothing else, we can pilot test the first location in Nevada without any legality problems. We can make a documentary about it and put it on HBO... call it "project red light."
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 03:55:32 AM
pcbdmb wrote to Silky:quote:
I'm surprised you don't have an 800 number yet Silky. Perhaps you should think of expanding your tiny business. Set up franchises. Hahahaha!!! It could be family owned, like In & Out Burger.
Silky, I'm not sure but I think pcbdmb is saying you got a TINY business. I put my business to work killing kittens and I sure wouldn't want someone calling it TINY(average, maybe but not TINY). As for pt 2 of his comment, I agree but I think you should merge with In & Out burger and just call it "Silky's IN & OUT HOES" Your motto could be, "Where you always can get fries with THAT SHAKE!" Just a suggestion, I am already to busy with all of my sordid projects so I would take pcbdmb up on his offer to represent you. It could be fun to have him playing around with your BUSINESS!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 7:12:43 PM
Haha!!! That's great!
But seriously, you should think of expanding. I can represent you.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 7:10:34 PM
Haha... I get the feeling that you think I'm kidding. That really is my cell number.
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 6:58:16 PM
I'm surprised you don't have an 800 number yet Silky. Perhaps you should think of expanding your tiny business. Set up franchises. Hahahaha!!! It could be family owned, like In & Out Burger.
What you really should do is build your empire so you'll get a corporation....and then merge with MaDonald's. "Yeah....I'd like a Big Mac and a large blowjob.....to go."
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 2:00:51 PM
quote:
I think about sex more in a half an hour than that poor brain will think about in a lifetime!
523-PIMP. Give me a call.
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 06:51:04 AM
So you are saying your brain is more like the male brain, correct?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Evergreen |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 4:04:25 PM
Pictures? did somebody say pictures? My pictures are better than yours! NaNa!....(Sticks her tongue out)
I'm not sure who's female brain is diagramed above in Fluffy's post but I feel really sorry for her partner. I think about sex more in a half an hour than that poor brain will think about in a lifetime!
That reminds me......Gotta go!
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 10:58:43 PM
Oh....those.....they're not mine.....I was.....holding them.......for a friend.....yeah..that's it! That's the ticket. They are not mine, I am holding them for a friend.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 3:18:29 PM
Oooooooooohhh bussssteeeeeeed.
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 07:19:25 AM
I never wrote you any love letters, have you been CHEATING?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:21:47 PM
No way! You said I could keep them!!.....OK....fine....but I at least get to keep the love letters!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 08:27:22 AM
By the way, pcbdmb, I need those pictures back!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 7:43:36 PM
Well he is hung better than TR (sorry...I had to do it!)
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 7:41:52 PM
You speak so highly of Fluffy 
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 6:43:55 PM
Hey....what can I say....I'm used to pulling on a long shaft.....very long...
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 02:03:43 AM
I think Patrick just has a thing for grabbing long shafts and pulling on them.
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 12:24:28 AM
Geez! 25 grams! That would kill me!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 12:01:56 AM
Hey pcbdmb, maybe you need to take one of these:
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 11:54:55 PM
Nevermind! I just read the post incorrectly. I thought she was saying that she kept on reaching to change gears and always wrapped her hand around the handbrake.......just forget it............(and no Liz, I was not implying anything sexual).
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| LizT |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 9:52:38 PM
Unless he clutches the wrong stick!! hee hee
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 9:42:16 PM
Mine was just thinking pcbdmb belongs on the short bus! Accidentally GRAB the clutch. HEHE Silly boy!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 9:29:26 PM
LOL! Fluffy's right, it's a foot thing. My hand rests on the stick shift most of the time and the automatic has one in the same place. Yeah I know what your male minds are thinking. So just think it and don't say it...
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 8:54:09 PM
The clutch is on the floor, you can't accidentally grab the handbreak reaching for the clutch. Back on the short bus for you!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 8:52:06 PM
One of these days you're gonna be driving on the freeway and reach down to change gears and you grab the emergency handbrake by mistake. So you better be careful!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| LizT |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 7:48:10 PM
The female brain diagram doesn't come close to mine for your information. Funny thing about the ability to drive manual a transmission on the male brain. That's how I learned to drive. All the cars I've owned were manual except for my newest car. And damn, I still try to reach for the clutch!
Geez Fluffy, don't scare me like that!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 6:58:57 PM
Being as my brain only fits the diagram above(male) in a couple of ways, I am assuming I must have a smaller brain than most and probably looks a little more like this one.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 6:56:55 PM
Must be given equal time:
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 6:53:58 PM
The definitive, scientific answer for Krystal:
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 3:26:32 PM
Actually, I was at work ...
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 12:37:18 PM
I was going to make a special post for 666, but I forgot ... ah well.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 12:01:58 PM
Hehe... Black Lotus has 669 posts... hehehehehehe.
-J
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 09:19:58 AM
I think it's a record.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 9:34:15 PM
Yeah, I know they're played out .. but I like this line ...
"I don't know your fucking name. So what, lets fuck."
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 6:51:59 PM
I forgot aboot that!!! All Day I Dream Aboot Sex.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 1:26:37 PM
I'm suprised no one has mentioned this yet ... A.D.I.D.A.S
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 1:22:38 PM
Yeah, when you're doing it, does that count toward your having to think about it every eight seconds? I mean, if you're doing it, then you ARE thinking about it. But not in the same way you would be thinking about it if you WEREN'T doing it.
And if you do still think about sex every eight seconds when you ARE doing it, don't tell your girl, cause it'll no doubt make her as mad as hell, and then all you COULD do is THINK about it, and this question wouldn't be an issue for you at all.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 03:42:34 AM
He was writing down a statistic about sex, therefore he was thinking about it. Unfortunately all we do is THINK about it, so we have lots of time to talk and write about it. If we were DOING IT, then we would have very little time to write or talk about it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 04:49:51 AM
quote:
quote:
What I want to know is how they proved men think aboot it every 8 seconds!
"I do what I can with what I've got."
It was obviously a man that made that statistic.
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500 Club
I'm surprised he had enough time to write it down!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 04:49:02 AM
Wait a minute...what were we talking aboot before?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 03:33:39 AM
Then you are STILL thinking about SEX!! Face it, it is impossible for us not to think about it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 03:02:58 AM
Sex included in my thoughts on Cheese and macaroni!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 12:22:30 AM
But whenever you think aboot Mac & Cheese, you have fanaties aboot putting it on boobies!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 12:11:41 AM
I am pretty sure I don't think of anything else but SEX. Wait, let me check, YEP YEP, thats pretty much ALL I think about. Oh, and Cheese and Macaroni.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 9:19:57 PM
"casually" thinking aboot sex.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 6:28:26 PM
I won't dispute that. Sometimes I have trouble concentrating on things that I'm supposed to because I can't stop thinking about sex .
-J
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 5:35:42 PM
quote:
What I want to know is how they proved men think aboot it every 8 seconds!
"I do what I can with what I've got."
It was obviously a man that made that statistic.
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500 Club |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 5:34:02 PM
What I want to know is how they proved men think aboot it every 8 seconds!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 2:54:25 PM
Ah yes, the teenage years of sexual peakness. Ok, for him I'll allow 8 seconds.
And I agree, that's some pretty good work.
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500 Club |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 2:43:17 PM
When he wrote it when he was only 15, it's very profound for such a young lad.
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 2:40:15 PM
Eight seconds? I think he's being nice, it's more like uh .. every 3 seconds, after all, it should never take any more than 2.
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500 Club |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 2:34:37 PM
My son wrote this poem when he was 15 yrs old. I think it's very appropriate in light of the topic!
EIGHT SECONDS
People get old and die.
It's a common fact.
With life theres death.
It's almost like a pact.
People make babies,
Which is not a bad thing.
Then the babies make babies.
'Tis a trait that all people have. Let it ring.
People live.
People die.
Dying can be a shame,
But when people do live, they make more people do the same.
Humans are smart.
They invent little useful things.
These things make life easier and can sometimes keep us alive,
Which allows us to keep alive our reproductive rings.
Men think about making kids a lot:
Every eight seconds to be exact.
With statistics like these,
Our population won't drop, and that's a fact.
Today we have come upon a sad truth:
Keeping ourselves alive seems like our only purpose.
If everyone in the world felt this way,
We would never end this circus.
With all of the inventions,
As well as what we think of every eight seconds,
Life will go on forever,
As you and I both reckon.
Philip Taylor Krauss
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 05:54:45 AM
Oh well...at least it's out in the open now...no more sneaking around..
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 5:14:23 PM
The 12 year olds are pretty good at keeping their mouths shut, its those whiney brats like pcbdmb that I have a hard time getting to keep their mouths shut.
AWWWWW, I miss the days of our "secret society"! MIKE AWK misses them as well.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
