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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 7:39:33 PM
DELETED for Safety's Sake. |
| 24 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/12/2007 : 1:05:20 PM
Is it Tuesday? Wrooooong, it's "NWA day"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkYDxW30vS4
And that Jasper, is more or less, the way it is in the hood!
Same thing with ORIGINAL lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FEYYWaamE |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/10/2007 : 1:06:48 PM
FULL MOON & a total eclipse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIaz6zBz1go |
| dan p. |
Posted - 06/06/2007 : 6:20:08 PM
those are hilarious. last semester, for some reason, in the tub there would always been stagnant fucking water from the shower that wouldn't drain because hair was always clogging it. every day, sure as shit, giant clumps of hair would be clogging the drain, and the disgusting water would be there. so i left a note:
"the last motherfucker who left his gross shower water in the tub died. do you want to take that risk?
problem solved. |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/06/2007 : 4:17:31 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
Absolutely LOVED this page. Wish I had saved some that would fit right in on that page from my days of bad roommates. LOL
ENJOY!
http://passiveaggressivenotes.wordpress.com/
Wow, what an awesome site fluffy! I submitted a passive-aggressive note an old roommate left for me, we'll see if they post it.
Here's a site to check out, it's not as "funny" as the other ones, but I still think it's really interesting...
http://postsecret.blogspot.com |
| Robin |
Posted - 06/06/2007 : 1:12:24 PM
This was a great laugh! Yes, it does bring back memeories of bad roomates glad those days are over, LOL.Thanks for sharing, Peace, Robin |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/06/2007 : 02:49:09 AM
Absolutely LOVED this page. Wish I had saved some that would fit right in on that page from my days of bad roommates. LOL
ENJOY!
http://passiveaggressivenotes.wordpress.com/ |
| Robin |
Posted - 12/22/2005 : 6:56:43 PM
This was a terrifically guilty pleasure, I think the boots he's wearing are too cool for George though... Peace, Robin |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/21/2005 : 1:32:22 PM
FUN FUN FUN hehehehehehe
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
PS you can even move him around with your mouse hehehehehehe |
| PJK |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 06:48:16 AM
Thanks Fluffy, I needed a laugh this morning! Nice way to start the day! |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 02:04:34 AM
Church Bloopers.....
Here are 20 sentences that actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced during church services.??
1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
2. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
4. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
5. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
6. Miss Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
7. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
8. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
9. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
10. Irving and Jessie were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
11. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
12. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
13. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
14. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
15. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
16. This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
17. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
18. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
19. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
20. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
21. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge- now - Up Yours." |
| therippa |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 06:12:16 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
Navigate the Maze - it's harder than it looks
http://tinyurl.com/597tl
ENJOY!!!!
Even though I knew that was coming, I still hate you fluffy. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 01:43:55 AM
Navigate the Maze - it's harder than it looks
http://tinyurl.com/597tl
ENJOY!!!! |
| rubylith |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 09:38:42 AM
thanks fluffy...thats what norton said...who knows
:) |
| rubylith |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 08:39:23 AM
that thing at the top title d"you are an idiot" is a virus...or atleast my machine tells me it is |
| albertstrange |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 07:29:05 AM
Damn, Fluff, that's something Bubba would do...LOL. Couldn't help but laugh when I first saw it but poor kitty, it does look like he hit that wall pretty hard. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 05:13:57 AM
I beg to differ(a bit), yes, I don't think he lands on his feet when he hits the wall, BUT if you look closely he is on his feet on the floor. Try this, play the video, and don't watch the action, just stare at what looks like the bean bag in the corner of the room. When the cat hits the floor in front of the beanbag he appears to hit the ground a'runnin'. See what you think.
PS Under closer scrutiny, I discovered that using the slider you can watch it frame by frame, it takes some patience, but the cat definetly lands on his feet. Front feet first, with tail and hind legs in a precarious position before they land and he is off and a'runnin. |
| tericee |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 04:16:09 AM
Enjoyed the cat video. I don't think it landed on its feet. Interesting... |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 07:48:51 AM
Kevin Lesko's backyard wrestling outtakes(between the matches):
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=8654
AHHHHHH, practical jokes!!
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=8652
My dick is on fire, my dick is on fire, we don't need no water, let the muthafucka burn!
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=8650
Bet you won't see this on AMERICAN television: Viagra commercial
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=8658
Bet you thought it was impossible to run over YOURSELF with a motorcycle, not after this video you won't:
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=10534
Who'd have thought that a donkey could get so turned on by a bare human butt. Now we know where the expression "donkey dick" comes from.
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=8640
I know it looks like fun, but PLEASE, don't play football with the baby!!!
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=8641
Who of us hasn't made THIS mistake? Silly monkey!!
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=8646
The cat toy that fought back!!
A cat, a ceiling fan....you just know it's gonna be hilarious! (Warning: Not for the weak of heart or cat lovers, of which I am one and STILL LMAO)
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=10765 |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 02:25:59 AM
Hillary for Prez in 2008:
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=6660
Michael Jackson: Is he black or white?
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=10562
Kim Jong's Nuclear Arms:
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=10773
(sounds like something from South Park or Team America LOL)
Shaft Cat(he's bad mutha...shut yo mouff)
http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=11656
Check out the other funny stuff at:
http://www.madblast.com/index.cfm
Hey HTG, they even have a mad hot babes section where you can score more pics of MAD HOT babes!! |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 02:02:30 AM
therippa Posted - 12/11/2003 : 4:59:55 PM
I'm going to hell for posting this one:
http://www.boredatwork.com/burgerking.html
(make sure to check out the Bored at Work link at the bottom of the page)
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 01:50:56 AM
Where do you find this stuff Silky? LOL I can't believe these haven't caught on. NOT!
Silky Posted - 10/24/2003 : 4:26:20 PM
It didn't hit me until the "testimonials" that this is serious. The animation nearly made me crap my pants I was laughing so hard. I hope you all come as close to self-defecation as I did. :)
http://www.washlet.com/quicktime1.html
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 01:40:47 AM
Xar666 Posted - 10/10/2003 : 4:28:51 PM
Liberate Palestine!
http://www.stack.nl/~chris/ugh.swf
(boy is this game FUN!!! Sick yes, but FUN!!)
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 7:42:16 PM
orginally posted by Krystal:
www.dribbleglass.com
Mindless Fun posted by Silky the Pimp:
http://www.vickysjokes.com/
http://www.worldrps.com/index.html
http://www.starterupsteve.com/stupid/Rejected.wmv
Don't worry this is harmless... no fat naked chicks.
http://www.sneakyleaker.com/
Another from Silky, and I finally made a HIGH score!!
http://games.alentus.com/games/makai/games/speartoss.asp?id=
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 7:40:33 PM
pcbTIM Posted - 02/21/2003 : 05:40:47 AM
There's also this, which I got in an email from my dad.
If you know the Bible even a little, then you will find his hilarious! It comes from a catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Even the incorrect spelling has been left in.
1. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc. Noah built an ark, which the animals come onto with pears.
3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
4. The Jews were a proud people, and through out history they had trouble with the unsympathetic genitals.
5. Samson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezabel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
7. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert. Afterwards, Moses went upon Mount Cyanide to get the ten Amendments.
9. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol.
12. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
13. David was a Hebrew King skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
14. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
15. When Mary had heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the magna carta.
16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.
17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on His head.
19. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.
20. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
21. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
22. The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
23. One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was also a taxi-man.
24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached Holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
another pcbTIM Posted - 07/02/2002 : 11:19:44 PM
OK.....This is not supposed to offend the girls.....well actually it is....but I'm not.....but by writing this I guess I am....sooooo...let's start over. I think this is funny, so I am posting it. I hope that the girls here don't take it seriously.
This is the mathematical explatation of how girls are evil.
It is a well-known fact that girls equal TIMe and money....
GIRLS = TIME x MONEY
...and we also know that TIMe equals money.
TIME = MONEY
...substituting this eqauetion into the previous one....
GIRLS = MONEY^2
....now we know that money is the root of all evil....
MONEY = sqrt(EVIL)
.....and substituting again....
GIRLS = sqrt(EVIL)^2
....therefore....
GIRLS = EVIL
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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