| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Jay |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 8:02:01 PM
Yeah, I'll tell you what makes me happy. Glue.
These past couple of weeks, god help me. It's been a tangled mess of stupid emotions and rediculous and excessive intake...
My friend Abe's birthday party was an absolute blast, 5 or 6 20 minute jams upstairs (not that I remember any of it) and the company of some damn fine American teenagers has re-affirmed my opinion that I totally suck and everyone else kicks ass. Oh well...While eating cake'n'ice cream, Abe's dad looked up at the crowded room with the aforementioned foodstuffs decorating his chin and shouted "FUCK THE REPUBLICANS!" Classic. He was a little...drunk, I think.
I'm getting a little sick of this parental "I care about you" stuff...I mean, I know it's all well intentioned, but if I work my ass off for a B, dammit, that's fine by me. My dad, in a last ditch effort to spend more time on this horrible machine he calls "that computer," retired early and now-GUESS WHO CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE? You guessed it, your humble narrator. Unless I get straight A's, join the football team in addition to show choir, and volunteer all hours of my free time to the community I'm stuck with about half a year of community college. Thanks, pop. Fuck it.
"Moonlight over the alley, baby where I come from there's a poison girl..." Hell yeah. I know one of them. I won't get into it other than saying that I'm confused, I really want something but if I go after it it'll taint something that's perfectly fine now...Dammit, why is this so complicated?
Now here's the real deal. Talk about injustice. My assistant principle is a dickless excuse for a human being named Paolo. Imagine that cop that gave you the bullshit speeding ticket, you know, the big one that treated you like you were a wet turd on the bottom of his shoe. Now, make him a principle of a conservative High School in northeast Ohio. You have Dominic Paolo. The Bastard. The man had to have had some childhood problems. Here's the story as to why this man needs to be locked in a cage.
I have a friend, she's one of the sweetest, kindest souls I've yet to come across. She's one of them "goths," peircings, green hair, all that. Apparently, one of my favorite teachers heard her telling another guy that she knows someone that could land him some reef. This teacher told Paolo, who proceeded to remove her from the cafeteria. About two hours later, I am called down to The Bastard's office...Why? Because I was on her list of phone numbers saved on her cell phone. Along with about 160 other people.
Paolo then told me exactly what went down, asked me how much weed she sells, and then asked me what her boyfriend's name is. I don't know the guy, and I said so. I also said that I heard her mention his name before, but that I couldn't recall what it was.
"Now, do you see where that doesn't make sense?"
"No, Paolo, I don't. You've been talking to me for 3 years and you had to ask me what MY name was."
scilence.
"you can go back to class."
That's not the bad part. He called down EVERYBODY on her phone. Some of her best friends came down...Now, this girl is one of the most honest and trustworthy people, I've never known her to go behind anyone's back. Paolo told some of these people that the accused called them "A slut, a dirty bitch, a liar etc..." which is totally untrue, and they knew it and threw it back in his pudgy round face. It didn't stop him from suspending my friend for 13 days, on SUSPICION of selling, they found absolutely NOTHING on her--in addition to lifetime suspension from our local vocational school, where the accused was a perfect A student. This has, in effect, ruined her future. She has dropped out of High School for good...a girl with a 3.5 GPA. Paolo saw his mistake, and pleaded for her to appeal his decision. She flicked him off and left his office. One more drop-out on his record. Rock on, dude, you make me happy. |
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| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 11:33:55 PM
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Originally posted by Arthen
I always find it to be that the principal is the decent, concerned, sincere educator/administrator, and that it is the Assistant Principals that are the douchebags.
Ya I think it's because the assistant principals get the job of dealing with the kids and the principals just do administrative work and deal with the adults. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 6:27:25 PM
sorry to hear that. angels always fall first. |
| thomasode |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 6:16:00 PM
This year has sucked for me. School is really hard cause I have sooo much extra-curicular things, and my most influencial teacher ever (he tought music theory and was my jazz band director) just passed away about 3 weeks ago and it was really really rough. |
| thomasode |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:57:25 AM
HAHA at my school last year there was a walk out because everyone was mad at the administration |
| Jay |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 5:27:06 PM
Yes, that's exactly how it is. The principal of my school is the coolest guy, you can literally call him a dick to his face and he'll laugh it off. Well, not really, but you get the picture. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 03:19:38 AM
I always find it to be that the principal is the decent, concerned, sincere educator/administrator, and that it is the Assistant Principals that are the douchebags.
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| guitarted |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 02:35:59 AM
Highschool was the worst.
I think some people become teachers and principals etc... because there need a place to feel superior.
These people make some of the worst calls on earth.
Not that this story ruined anyone's life but:
Our grade had 3 classes in grade 9 and two of them took gym at the same time. These two classes showed up one day and the gym teacher's asked "Where is your swimming gear, you're going swimming today".
Funny how not a SINGLE student knew this, not even the most dilligent. It's 60 against 2.
But guess who got blamed!?!?
60 students spread across a gym floor all writting lines for the duration of class. There was an uproar from the students who were eventually seen as obviously the correct ones (after the principal comes down and there are office sessions for the duration of the day with individuals students who refused to write lines)
Gym teacher's never apologized. Mother fuckers |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 10:26:53 PM
You know jay I really feel for your friend. It always amazes me some people go into education or guidance counseling. I had a counseler one time that didn't want to make a schedule change for me because I came in a day late. So because he was a complete ass because every other counselor made changes for other students I had to have my parents handle it. So it evidently pissed him off and he checked out my attendence record and I never went to our study period because it wasted an hour of my time in a way I didn't see fit. So he gave me like five 3 hour detentions and wrote me up and all that. After I got out of the vice principals office he walks up to me smiling and says "I got that schedule change made for you, it just looks like we had to make a little trade".
Then there's my brother who when tired of being harrassed by searches every day of his locker or person finally got pissed and said they could fuck themselves when again and again nothing was found. So he gets in trouble and says to the vice principal that he is going to drop out. The vice principal then calls my mom and says she thinks it would be better for everyone if he just dropped out. It's crazy. |
| Jay |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 8:03:31 PM
Hysterical, man. I caught a kid trying to huff ELMER'S! He said, "No man, it gets you HIGH!" I still haven't figured out if he was joking or not... |
| therippa |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 6:32:29 PM
Are you all on glue? |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 12:32:46 AM
thank god you said foodstuffs. i haven't heard that word in years and it's about time it made a comback. |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 9:04:58 PM
...I fucking hate high school. |
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