| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| guitarted |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 12:48:16 PM
Today I woke up literally 10 minutes before I had to go to work, so I was in a HUGE hurry. I almost forgot to apply deoderant but rememered last minute. So I unbuttoned the middle of my shirt and just stuck the stick up there etc..
So here's my job : I go to all the different branches for this bank in Toronto and help their stock brokers build websites.
I had three meetings this morning, so I was pretty busy.
It just so happens, that I never REBUTTONED those buttons in the front of my shirt. This means I've been goin to meetings and showing off my chest.
I'm a typical tech guy. I can get a website going in an hour, but I can't button my own goddamn shirt.
Anyone else got a story like this? |
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| rubylith |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 2:06:41 PM
I got wasted one night and had like 15 beer caps in my pocket...
so i went to work the next day and I am a computer guy but I do work in schools...
so before enter the school that day I didn thave my id card so they have to thrift you...
they felt something sharp in my pockets and I had to empty them...
out poured all these bottle caps and they security guy looks at me and says..
"boy, have you been drinking?"
and I go "not today!"
hah |
| Macht |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 7:30:13 PM
walked around with a hole in the butt of my pants, didn't realize it till a friend told me at the end of the day..
some friend |
| guitarted |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 3:57:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by tericee
I wore two belts to work one day. I have no idea how I didn't crash my car on the way there if I wasn't awake enough to notice that my belt loops already contained a belt. 
Hah! I don't understand how you even fit two belts under the loops!
Wearing two belts is one thing, showing your chest in business meetings is another. I'd take you screw up any day. |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 1:42:27 PM
ahahaahhahaaa, Guitarted and Tericee those are awesome stories. Absentminded mistakes i tend to find the funniest (as long as they aren't dangerous or anything).
Working at a gym is nice because i get to wear sweat pants and tank tops to work. On the days when i had to go straight to work after school I'd normally wear my gym clothes to class. Of course though, the day i happened to dress normal in class was the day i forgot to put my work out pants in my gym bag. I ended up having to teach my cardio class in the skirt i was wearing. |
| tericee |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 12:51:22 PM
I wore two belts to work one day. I have no idea how I didn't crash my car on the way there if I wasn't awake enough to notice that my belt loops already contained a belt. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 4:32:03 PM
oh shit. i can't believe i didn't catch that. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 4:05:35 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
that uh. . .that topic title. that's is that intentionally or the most ironic thing i've ever seen?
its a simposons joke
homer spells smart S M R T |
| guitarted |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 4:04:17 PM
quote:
Originally posted by CPPJames
In an hour? Damn...lol. Fix this one for me. I've been going through this company's internal website for almost two months now, trying to make it even reach a level that could be considered reasonable. Granted, it involves restructuring their entire database and trying to manipulate their horrific data into something usable. ::sigh:: back to the grind.
The bank has a website builder already designed. I just walk advisors through it and show them the tricks. |
| Mave Datthews 85 |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 3:16:59 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LaughMyFuckinAssOff.... that's a great story. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 3:16:51 PM
that uh. . .that topic title. that's is that intentionally or the most ironic thing i've ever seen? |
| CPPJames |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 2:02:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
I'm a typical tech guy. I can get a website going in an hour, but I can't button my own goddamn shirt.
Anyone else got a story like this?
In an hour? Damn...lol. Fix this one for me. I've been going through this company's internal website for almost two months now, trying to make it even reach a level that could be considered reasonable. Granted, it involves restructuring their entire database and trying to manipulate their horrific data into something usable. ::sigh:: back to the grind. |
| SandyCarl |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 1:09:37 PM
You forgot to button my shirt this morning too, sexy. |
